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A day NOT to Remember

Started by clevermike12 REPLIES164 VIEWS· 13 Mar 2014, 17:09
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
13 Mar 2014, 17:09
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13 Mar 2014, 17:09#1

I had a terrible day today - reason I had to go to the Licencing Department to get my drivers licence renewed.   It was almost as bad as watching McCaw playing the bad rugby he plays nowadays.


Got to the licencing Department.   Entered the queue and was then told I must get a Green form and fill it in.   Now where do I get the Green Form?   No - not in this building - you have to go to another building on site to get that one.   Now off to the other building.  Back in a queue.  At last I got the Green form and filled it in.   Now back to the first queue - this time twice as long.   After three hours they attended to me.   Now for the really harse one.   My fingerprints are not registered on their computer.  The apparatus malfunctioned and after 30 minutes they got the prints registered.   Back to the payment window - short queue this time around.    No she cannot accept the payment - I must take all the documents back to the other building and ask them to attend to the fingerprint issue first.  The lady to deal with it is absent and I waited and waited - she was sitting outside in the sun.  Then she took the forms and said I must wait 30 minutes   because she has to get approval from Pietermaitzburg to accept the fingerprints.


I had enough of that crowd - so I decided to go to the Home Affairs office for an Identity Book replacement - my domestic worker put mine in the washing machine and it was not usable anymore.  Got there and this time the queue was massive.   I decided to throw in the towel - go back to the Licence Department and get the Bloody f#cking green form and pay for the replacement licce.   Got back to the other office and asked whether everything is now in order.  Waited and waited and waited - at last got the Green form back - and voila - money accepted and receipt issued within 5 minutes.


I postponed the ID book replacement indefinitely.


Just one question - is the Public Service as useless in other countries as they are here?   Is mankind cursed throughout - or is it confined to sunny South Africa?


One has to look at the bright side of life as well - it was not as bad as - 


*   all the rubbish written by Mozart and Sun Tzu on this site about Morn Steyn, Francois Steyn and JJ Engelbrecht combined;


*   Beeno tryng to educate the Kiwis to about rugby; and 


*   Mozart's dramatic  injury reports on Goosen after each game the Cheetahs playe din Super 15 this year.  



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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
13 Mar 2014, 17:33
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13 Mar 2014, 17:33#2
 Mike, you really should move back to WP Country.  Last year it took me half an hour to complete everything.  Even at Home Affairs it never took me more than 45 mins to get any of the following: ID, Temp ID and Birth certificate for my son. All of that in the last 2 years AND at Belleville.  It used to take ages there, but it runs slick ATM. My mom is a government patient for a particular ailment. It takes me less time to pick up her medication at the clinic than a trip to the pharmacy used to be. We still have a lot of problems, but I can see a huge improvement in service delivery in the Western Cape in the last couple of years.
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
13 Mar 2014, 18:16
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13 Mar 2014, 18:16#3
In the UK we send away for the renewal of any documentation be it passport, drivers licence etc.......no waiting in queues.......just fill out the forms and post!!!  
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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
13 Mar 2014, 18:24
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13 Mar 2014, 18:24#4
 This is not the UK, but Zumaland. Africa, not for sissies!  ;-)
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
13 Mar 2014, 19:13
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13 Mar 2014, 19:13#5
Ou Maaik, there's a golden rule when it comes to this kind of thing. 
Whether you're going to SARS, the Licensing Dept, Home Affairs or any other government department, always pitch about 20 minutes before they close (usually 4pm). They generally still let people in up until 20 minutes before closing and if you manage to get in then, you'll be amazed at the difference in efficiency. You'll be in and out of there in 20 minutes, tops.
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,297 posts
13 Mar 2014, 19:45
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13 Mar 2014, 19:45#6
Saffex in the UK, if it is done online it takes a few minutes. Then the new license or replacement license arrives in the post in the less than a week.
I miss the weather and the beach in South Africa and also the vibe, but lots of other areas I am used to in the first world. 
South Africa is a mix of 3rd world and 1st world, but anything government related is 3rd world.
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,297 posts
13 Mar 2014, 19:46
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13 Mar 2014, 19:46#7
Saffex in the UK, if it is done online it takes a few minutes. Then the new license or replacement license arrives in the post in the less than a week.
I miss the weather and the beach in South Africa and also the vibe, but lots of other areas I am used to in the first world. 
South Africa is a mix of 3rd world and 1st world, but anything government related is 3rd world.
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,297 posts
13 Mar 2014, 19:46
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13 Mar 2014, 19:46#8
Saffex in the UK, if it is done online it takes a few minutes. Then the new license or replacement license arrives in the post in the less than a week.
I miss the weather and the beach in South Africa and also the vibe, but lots of other areas I am used to in the first world. 
South Africa is a mix of 3rd world and 1st world, but anything government related is 3rd world.
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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
13 Mar 2014, 20:02
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13 Mar 2014, 20:02#9
 Ok, we've got that Sharkbok, loud and clear! 
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,297 posts
13 Mar 2014, 23:05
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13 Mar 2014, 23:05#10
Website posting lots of times again, just to emphasize my points. 
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
13 Mar 2014, 23:23
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13 Mar 2014, 23:23#11
DbDraad
Not wanting to be political - but is the Western Cape not run by the DA and KwaZulu-Natal by the ....?
Rooinek
Remember a famous story of many years ago.   In the 1970's there was a number of cases where evacuation drills of Government buildings were held.   Air raid siren goes off and the exercise began.   One such case was in the Union Buildings.   Completion of that exercise took 15 minutes.  However, they decided to time the evacuation of the building at 16:00 office closing time.   Evacuation fully completed in 2 minutes!!!!       Another famous story - why did they make the alternate streets in Pretoria one way streets?   Reason - it was to stop the huge number of vehicle accidents between public servants coming late to office and those going home early.

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WardadPro6,663 posts
14 Mar 2014, 00:01
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14 Mar 2014, 00:01#12
 All DMV offices the world over are akin to either being in hell or wa iting in line in limbo prior to going to hell !
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
14 Mar 2014, 00:59
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14 Mar 2014, 00:59#13
Wardad
Well put.  
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