A disconsolate Sharks supporter was sitting in the pub...

......in the oversized chair reserved for him in the corner, ruing the Sharks whipping by WP. A bunch of empty boxes were on the table in front of him. .. “Another carboardeaux oupa?” The waitress politely enquired as she discreetly rolled her eyes. . The Supporter waved his fat hand listlessly to confirm. .. Just then a threesome of Bools/Lions/WP supporters walked in and headed for the last three open seats in the house. These were next to the Sharks supporter who usually drank alone. Looking knowingly at each other they cleared some space at the table and sat down. ... After some bragging about whose team would win the semis next week, the Lions supporter finally played his ace....”wait till we get all our 6 starting Boks from the NZ test back then we are going to jol.” ... Not to be outdone the WP supporter said...”oh yeah, wait till we get all our 5 starting Boks and Bok captain back in the team, we were easily the most disadvantaged” .. The Bools supporter waved a dismissive hand....”wait till we get our 3 starting Boks and Bok centre pairing back, dan maak ons n plan”. This drew loud guffaws from the others. ... At this noise the Sharks supporter lifted his head off the table, took another swig of carboardeaux and said....”wait till we get our one Bok starter back, that should be enough to see off you blowhards” ... “How do you figure one Shark in that team oupa?” .....the WP supporter asked. Wincing as he absorbed the full brunt of the Sharks Supporter’s breath. ... “Wehe” a savage snort from the bowls of the Sharks Supporter. ..”Stupid, simpering WP bunnies can’t even add......15 minus 6,minus 5, minus 3 equals what? That’s right moron....equals one. . Call yourself educated .........waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha .......LMAO!” ... “Nope that’s for others to say, but do you call yourself Francois Louw?” ... The silence was broken when the waitress suggested another Carboardeaux..

 That sharks supporter sounds an awful lot like rooitwit!

Gosh....now that you mention it.....hahaha.

 Carboardeax....ja well, it goes with his persona.
Vile and bitter.

Come now denny Rooi is just another victiim ....of something. And the poor chap is getting old, the enfant terrible pose has to be a burden.

All wine is vile and bitter! Take it from a non-drinker with his senses still firing on all cylinders! Just having a go before anyone gets offended. That said, all wine and pretty much any other alcohol really does tastes nasty to me, but I very much do understand the appeal and why people drink it. Not a moral issue for me, just a tongue issue.   

 And the poor chap is getting old, the enfant terrible pose has to be a burden.
Sure is, don't forget the other life-long burden....short man's syndrome.....pitched himself as  a Hooker didn't he?

I did say sitting in the pub Denny....hahahaha....no wonder he couldn’t see the joke with Dave. . Bloo you should have a tongue transplant. How do you fare with boerewors?

 ......in the oversized chair reserved for him in the corner..
Missed it the first time, yes right, seems like he's suffered stunted growth, now pot bellied with a rapidly receding hairline and on the wrong side of 60.....almost feel sorry for the misery.

Hold on....I’m on the wrong side of 70...hahaha.

 Sure, sure...but not pot-bellied or balding and suffering from short man's syndrome hahahahaha I wonder if he has chubby legs as well..no forget it, I didn't say that...

 BB when I was in the Army you would have been as popular as "Origin of Species " at a Hovind convention for creationists and other retards.

"BB when I was in the Army you would have been as popular as "Origin of Species " at a Hovind convention for creationists and other [removed]s."

LMAO!

I think that's about as popular as Baboon-ou gets wherever he goes.

Just by the way, Kent Hovind is one of Baboon-ou's heroes. He used to quote him all the time! I'm not even joking!

Lol @ Ward! I'm actually quite a social bugger, I have been told countless times that I am talking shart and I am only pretending to be sober. Thing is, I really don't give a shart what people think of me. So I often do things that only a drunken fool would do. Back in the day, I was the one chatting up the ladies while my drunk friends waited for me to take care of the "hard" part so that they could swoop in and try their luck with the ice already broken. I was often first on the dance floor and last to leave...and every now and again, the one dancing half naked on the tables...
let me put it like this...my nickname is Obelix. The mate' s theory is as follows...I didn't fall into the potion and permanently gain extraordinary strength, but I did fall into a beer keg as a child...and have been hammered ever since.    

 Ag Bluebok, if ever you have a change of taste be assured that ou UrineRooi is on hand as a good friend to give you lessons on drinking Carboardeax.

 Good one BB ,when I was in the Army toasting the Queen at formal dining in nights was a career killer and tantamount to heresy .More than one designated driver can attest to how annoying their mates and other  geezers are when drunk and how tempting it is to leave said mates to their own devices when opportunities [ with the ladies ] beckons !