All Black Facts and Statistics

 All Blacks players have 4 names - everyone knows that - Bro, Cuz, Richieeeee and ref

There is a rumour Richie McCaw has stolen the invisibility cloak of Harry Potter  

Although unconfirmed there is another rumour that suggests referees come from middle earth and Richie is their little precious  

 Yes Rutchie is gold aint he ? At Suncorp in 2012 I asked the only obnoxious Aussie I have ever met there [ call the ABS and Rutchie what you like but not in public in front of women and kids ! '] if he would treat him like a god if he was a wallaby "of course we farking would !" he says .

 Another one is wee abs taking a player out who is nowhere near the ball so as to reduce the number of defenders.Refs have to go on a special course to wisen up to illegal abs play. I am sure they spend a lot of time working out illegal plays. Normally coaches try and get their players to play within the laws. The wee abs are taught how to break the laws and go undetected. Also they traget areas they think the refs are not policing properly. Its a criminal mind approach!Of course most of the time they dont have to worry as its ref in pockets stuff. 
Mcaaaw playing  legally is a very ordinary player. A media myth. These days even playing illegally he is not worth his spot in the side - and lets face it the abs pack is pretty ordinary!
Long may Ritchie play for the wee abs so that Cloudy will be happy!

 Geez your a whiney wee girl arent you ? tell us your accomplishments small man.Then bugger off Tell you what stupid how about every time you make one of your halfwitted attacks on NZ or Kiwis or the ABS I reply in kind so you get a taste of this constant garbage of yours ?"Refs are constantly favouring the boks especially at home because their more vicious fans may well resort to the old bok standby of threats and intimidation , as witnessed by SA TV goading the crowd into making the ref backtrack .As was done in the 2011 game in PE when a saffa TMO had a try reversed by the ABS when it was not his jurisdiction to rule on previous plays at the time "". This of course is the old fashioned SA way of winning as evidenced by their poor away record in NZ [and OZ  since re-admission] The boks constantly cheat and are always looking for the chance at an eye gouge as witnessed last year when J.Duplessis raked Aussie hooker Moores eyes and got away scot free.And lets not forget the Corne Krige led boks disgraceful and well documented performance against Eng;and in 2002 , even Krige fessed up to their vile team behaviour .This is how you come across beandick ya ars.e .Not good but all easily proven unlike your rubbish.Actually I dont understand what you get out of writing this sort of stuff and think I will make this the last time I ever respond to your idiocy ,in future I will thank you to not directly address me ,I really find you a quite unlikeable excuse for a person and I would rather deal with someone like Arizona .At least he has an excuse for his behaviour .

Haha - great post Claydog. All in good fun.