All Blacks ...

Congratulations on winning yet another RC Championship … and that with a team that’s still a work in progress.

Please forgive the bad mannered, arrogant, deluded Bok supporters. They are clearly distracted by the rabble they call a team. I’m sure they were getting round to giving you a hearty congrats … sometime or another.

From my perspective, you guys have found a world class front row with easily one of the top 3 hookers in the game. He is my favourite player at the moment.

Your veterans at lock are still up to the task and can be trusted to carry you through next year’s world cup.

Your backrow needs a little work.

I’m not sure that Kane is your answer at 7 or as captain … nor do I think that Akira Ioane is worthy of his spot in the squad.

Frizell has shown some promise on the blindside … and Savea can play at both 7 & 8.

I would look for an 8th man and a suitable bench replacement for your match 23.

Jordie Barrett at 12 was a great call. Your midfield pair of Rieko and Jordie in my opinion is a keeper. They could easily go on to dominate the midfield in world rugby.

I hope Foster doesn’t mess with them.

Sevu Reece in my eyes is a monster and should be in the starting 15. That in fact is a no-brainer

You have several option at fullback. I though Beaudy had a good game but he may be better on the bench as a replacement for Moúnga. Having him in the mix is a must.

The All Blacks have it all … including the Haka … and I’m envious.

What does the goats have. Three fat Zulu boys running onto the pitch in loincloths pretending to be tough. What a laugh.

I am tired of the Boks and their racist bullsheeeat.

I am tired of having a sense of hope that maybe today is the day that they’ll get their act together … knowing full well that the Bok is dead and that there’s no coming back from his racist mess.

Too many racist policies have to be changed at government level, for the Bok team to be selected on merit.

There is no hope of recovery ... none whatsoever. 

Fuck the Bok … fuck Rassie and his physio … fuck Stick and Kolisi .. and fuck the meddling ANC.

I will go out later this week and go find me a new All Black jersey and cap … and use my Bok jersey to wash my car this afternoon. After that it’s in the trashcan. 

I am done.

In fact … I think I’ll learn the words to the Haka and get my tongue technique down pat.   

Go All Blacks!!!

CC you get so much right but then fall back to the quotas and ANC. Yes, yes, once upon a time it was really that simple and quotas did hold the Blocks back. But it isn't so black and white right now. 

FRONT ROW

Ox Nche
Joseph Dweba
Trevor Nyakane
Bongi Mbonambi

Frans Malherbe
Malcolm Marx
Steven Kitshoff
Vincent Koch
Deon Fourie

So far Dweba has been a scapegoat. Shit lineout throws... in fact most were skew but nobody had a problem with all of Marx's shit throws. In fact... same game... Marx throws FOUR skew throws and not ONE Block fan called it! Missed shitty tackles by Marx galore. The fuck turns like a fucking whomp in Mario... 

That fucking sums up how the ENTIRE Block pack move and approach every aspect of the game. Big stupid slow unskilled Blocks stomping around like oafs. If they line you up.... IN NUMBERS (they are weaker than their fat bodies imply) they can make contact. Overrated. The Block scrum is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY overrated. What? Once in thirty years they have had a strong scrum and they talk of their history and pride in their scrum. Big yarpie egos and no end product. The maul is all they can muster... big sweat fat bodies in an orgy gets them going. So we have Marx at the breakdown... sometimes... as the big presence in the front row. Got fucking owned by opposition hookers. Not one fuck can say they are top tier front rowers. Not one player with any skills. You see the Wallaby hooker bolting around the field for 80 minutes and passing the ball around with amazing skill. You see the Block front rowers lethargically loafing around straining to reach 35 minutes before being subbed. Over fucking rated. Amidst all the chest beating the Kiwis quietly assembled the best front row in southern rugby. Stupid, stupid yarpies! 

SECOND ROW

Eben Etzebeth
Lood de Jager
Salmaan Moerat

Well... this is where it gets hilarious. Ebenezer outplayed in two consecutive weeks by hasbeen Whitelock and untalented Barrett. Did Ebenezer stand out at all in any game???? Physically well beaten, poor tackling, basketball passes. Okay, so he can be pretty good in the linwout but that's it. I'd say he is like maybe the only great player they have for the maul. Maybe Kits and Lood ad weight in there but for technique, just him. Jager is fucking slow as hell. He is no fucking athlete and he has hands of fucking stone. Arg ran him ragged and he was like a sloth swatting at flies on defence. Beaten fucking easily... he always is. Moerat is shit, but then who else is really better. Worst generation of Block locks ever. There was a time where the next best 3 locks could have formed a world xv lock pairing. Rossouw couldn't get a sniff but if bakkies wasb't there he'd have been an automatic world xv #4. What the fuck happened???? Is the ANC to blame??? Have they altered yarpie genetics and now they produce shitty locks??? 

BACK ROW

Siya Kolisi (captain)
Pieter-Steph du Toit
Jasper Wiese
Franco Mostert
Duane Vermeulen
Kwagga Smith
Elrigh Louw

What a fucking tragedy. Okay... Kwagga is the best opensider in the game the dude can play anywhere in the loose trio and still be one of the most effective players on the pitch. I used to think Kolisi was a dynamic player and he could round out the fat slobs that form most of the Block pack but I was wrong. He really is useless and as captain he is obviously a quota. Wiese is a beast and he was always really good. I don't know why stupid yarpies dont want to rate the guy. He is the only motherfucker who can get over the gainline. Period. Let that reality sink in. The ONLY player in your ENTIRE squad! |Every other Block is dominated on the line on attack and defence. Duane has been shit in every game. I don't by this shit that he was effective yesterday... he wasn't. Mostert is good off the bench. Maybe too lightweight but he is the only Block forward who can freliably tackle in space. The rest are dog shit. 

HALF BACKS

Frans Steyn
Jaden Hendrikse
Faf de Klerk
Damian Willemse
Cobus Reinach
Elton Jantjies
Hershel Jantjies
Handre Pollard

What a fucking shit show this is! No great 10s... but Frans was the smartest of the lot even if he is physically past his best. Hendrikse is the find of the season but not the best 9 in the game by a long way. Reinach is the next best and the rest are total balls. Lots of useless placeholders who can't pass or do anything well. Willemse is a fucking mess... squirts balls out without even fucking thinking where it is going. Stupid yarpies have an orgasm over that shit. Willemse is probably the worst overall back in the Block squad. The Black de Lindy. 

CENTRES

Lukhanyo Am
Damian de Allende
Jesse Kriel
Andre Esterhuizen
Damian Willemse
Frans Steyn

Steyn is second best position at 12 and Ester the best 12 in the squad. Am CAN offload and pass but he is so fucking reckless. He forces shit and runs into dead ends. His defence has gotten worse and is a real liability. Kriel looked stronger on defence but he fucking goes offline between the ears most of the time. They are pretty close overall for total effectiveness. Willemse is again total balls at 12 worse than de Lindy. de Lindyd is the worst fucking player I have ever seen. I have never ever seen a player runnining in open space like Mr Bean... and I mean literally... and get so fucking confused he kicks the fucking ball away with a three man overlap! WTF. Then the cunt gets an 8/10 by the media. Unfuckingbelievable! Is this fucker the Azanian Forrest Gump? 

OUTSIDE BACKS

Total shit. Did you see Willy Plonka buy that step? No impact at all. Gelant the best 15 of the lot... the wings are no better than a 5/10. Some speed but no skills, positional awareness or anything. Too little work ethic. Love to walk it over the line for free. The way Mapompi was blown up will be the thing he is most known for for the rest of his career. Looked like a fucking cannon ball hit a pigeon! Amazing and the highlight of the dour Block campaign

CONCLUSION

No this aint no ANC issue... its a player talent pool issue. Are yarpies getting dumber and weaker? Seems to be the case. They just arent what they used to be. Player 16 isn't going to be around to help you forfever and when that happens you fucks are really going to be in serious trouble! Your players are shit and the coaches have to try and make the best of that. There is so little these platyers do well and every time they try to let them do more they fuck it up! 

Tit ... having just read that  lengthy piece, Ive come to realise something.

You really are clueless.

When I have a little more time I'll try to explain our issues to you.

Oh and yes ... it is most definitely an ANC issue.

You can't blame the ANC for the non-pocs that are shit. That's where your argument falls apart. It's outdated and avoids the real problem. You want to make this an issue over non-whites only when most of the shittest play comes FROM whites. de Lindy, Dullard, du Toit,  Duane, Willy Plonka, Malherbe, Jager, Fluff De Klerk, marx, and even Ebenezer... all playing shit. You can't blame the ANC for the yarpies being crap at rugby. 

I say Clean Cut old chap, rather surprised to see a Yarpie fellow who finally recognises the shortcomings of his stock, so jolly well done to you old bean, but why in heavens name would you defect to those beastly chaps from the Land of the Wrong White Crowd?

Have you no English blood for heavens sake?

The NZ chaps are a rather dreadful lot I'm afraid and hardly better than you boers. Scottish criminal ancestry don't you know ... and all mixed up with tattooed cannibals who perform a little tribal dance to celebrate eating the mother of some poor half-digested chap from the next island. Our NZ chums are rather precious about their haka and get rather put out when we don't all kneel with deepest respect while they dance about like savages and make throat-slitting gestures. I say bosh to all that codswallop. There's only one way British teams should respond to the haka and that is in two rows, the front row on one knee aiming imaginary muskets at the grunting savages while the chaps standing in the back row reload. Then they swap places with the chaps at the back coming forward, kneeling and taking aim while the front row stand and move behind to reload ... and so on until the final throat is slit or tongue is stuck out.

Now that would be a rather ripping haka to watch, wouldn't you say? Not only would it give the poor Kiwi dears something to bleat about for years to come, it would also give them a sense of where they belong in the pecking order, not to mention an understanding of what actually happened all those years ago.

But I digress. No old chap, if you're going to give your Springbucks the old heave-ho, then rather support the mighty English. Brave and noble yeomen forged from the very shires of the kingdom that conquered the world and gave everyone else a jolly good biffing while doing so. You may not be an educated and civilised English gentleman but we have a few yobboes of our own and you could conceivably pass as one of those. Just a thought old bean.

Haaaaahaha!! 

You are seriously not well. You do know that, right ... old chap?

Yes ... you do have a point.

Would you welcome me personally?

No matter ... perhaps I should reconsider.

I love the look of the english white jersey.

Being a lad with a nice pair of latissimi dorsi it'll look good on me.

Something to think about.

Well I must say assmuncher that little speel most certainly would have taxed your walnut, how many days did you spend copying that of the internet.

I am currently surrounded by your fellow countrymen in Pattaya and let me tell you there is not one cultured pom amongst them,  in fact what a lot of loud drunk fat tattooed convicts but that is just your typical pom it must be dark days in pomgollia if all your best are over here.

You pasty limp wristers can pull out you frightening Morris dance as we all know as soon a shot went off your lot would piss themselves and be running to us colonials to hold your hand and change your nappies just like you did in 14 and 39.

Did your mother never teach you to be nice to your superiors ??

Crusader... you just took the bate from a stupid yarpie... not a good look for you or your countrymen...

Not taking the bait, just continuing the banter. What makes you think I took it seriously?