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Alun er Wyn Jones captain?

Started by Mozart31 REPLIES2,419 VIEWS· 19 Apr 2017, 14:55
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Apr 2017, 14:55
#1
19 Apr 2017, 14:55#1
Hahahaha....I knew this poor chap was nobbled the moment Urinal told us he was going to be the Lions captain. He joins Zinedine Ze Done and a long list of Urinal early mouth coronations.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
19 Apr 2017, 16:20
#3
19 Apr 2017, 16:20#3
Here's the stinking liar making things up again just to deflect attention away from the fact that he didn't think AWJ would make the squad and he punted Joe Launchbury instead!
LMAO!

This is what I did say about AWJ being captain:
"AWJ may not be captain but he'll be one of the starting locks."
This is Moffie's Lions starting XV with not one, not two but three players who didn't even make the extended squad . . . including the fool's captain!

This would be my side:

. Hogg

. North

. Joseph

. Henshaw

. Daly

. Farrell

. Murray

. McGrath....correctedd

. Hartley (captain)

. Cole

. Launchbury

. Toner

. Itoje

. Tipuric

. Vunipola


Ssssssschplottttttttt!!!

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
19 Apr 2017, 16:28
#4
19 Apr 2017, 16:28#4
 I knew this poor chap was nobbled the moment Urinal told....
Say no more, you can't knock consistency and our boy UrineRooi has and is the forum's most consistent and successful nobbler. As a matter of fact he has perfected the art of nobbling.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
19 Apr 2017, 16:32
#5
19 Apr 2017, 16:32#5
Ummmm . . . let's see who was nobbled here . . .
I said Alun-Wyn Jones might be captain yet he's still on the plane.
Moffie said Dylan Hartley will be captain and he didn't even crack the squad.
So tell us Dense, you stupid little person, who was nobbled?
Come on then, coward! Speak up!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Apr 2017, 16:37
#6
19 Apr 2017, 16:37#6
And here is your prediction for the starting team: . RE: Team Tracker 6 Nations February 02, 2017, 13:20:03 Wales: 15 Leigh Halfpenny, 14 George North, 13 Jonathan Davies, 12 Scott Williams, 11 Liam Williams, 10 Dan Biggar, 9 Rhys Webb, 8 Ross Moriarty, 7 Justin Tipuric, 6 Sam Warburton, 5 Alun Wyn Jones (c), 4 Jake Ball, 3 Samson Lee, 2 Ken Owens, 1 Nicky Smith Replacements: 16 Scott Baldwin, 17 Rob Evans, 18 Tomas Francis, 19 Cory Hill, 20 James King, 21 Gareth Davies, 22 Sam Davies, 23 Jamie Roberts . Notice the (c) behind Alun-lose Jones. .. LMAOFY!
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
19 Apr 2017, 16:39
#7
19 Apr 2017, 16:39#7
 The Liar's bee n exposed once again.
Case closed.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
19 Apr 2017, 16:43
#8
19 Apr 2017, 16:43#8
Ummmmmm . . . Moffie . . . that's the . . . errrrr . . . WELSH team you posted you stupendously stupid little man . . . and it's not a prediction, it was the team that was selected that week in the 6 Nations.
Just how stupid is this idiot not to pick up that was a Welsh XV? You'd think the hint might have been in the heading . . . "6 Nations"!
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!

Oh and Dense, you haven't answered the very simple question above . . . was it Alun-Wyn Jones or Dylan Hartley who got "nobbled"?
Come on, be a big boy for a change!
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
19 Apr 2017, 16:49
#9
19 Apr 2017, 16:49#9
Goodness, Moffie and his Servile Gimp went very silent on this thread very quickly!
LMAO!
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
19 Apr 2017, 17:00
#10
19 Apr 2017, 17:00#10
Oh dear, looks like the multiple choice was a bit hard for Dense . . . I'll make it easier, a simple "yes" or "no" is all that is required . . . 
Dense, would it be fair to say that in your unseemly rush to lick your Master's tailpipe clean that you ended up making a gigantic fool of yourself?
Just a "yes" or "no" . . . unless you want to attempt the harder question above.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Apr 2017, 17:04
#11
19 Apr 2017, 17:04#11
That was the team I selected Urinal....not a prediction, as noted by my introduction....'this would be my side'. . As for your confident prediction that Lose-Jones would be captain.....when did you edit your posts?
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
19 Apr 2017, 17:08
#12
19 Apr 2017, 17:08#12
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!
This thread is a keeper!
If anyone ever wants an example of Moffie behaving like a cowardly liar, this is it!
Not to mention the poor old codger not quite grasping the difference between a Lions tour and a 6N game!
LMAO . . . FY!
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
19 Apr 2017, 17:18
#13
19 Apr 2017, 17:18#13
Yoo-hoo Dense . . . I know your precious Master is sputtering, back-tracking and lying through his rotten yellow teeth to try and save some face, but my question to you still remains and you haven't attempted an answer yet.
Still waiting!
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Apr 2017, 17:50
#14
19 Apr 2017, 17:50#14
Still waiting for you to admit you predicted Wyn Jones was going to be Lions captain.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
19 Apr 2017, 18:06
#15
19 Apr 2017, 18:06#15
Moffie, what I said about Alun-Wyn Jones being captain is on the link I provided where I exposed you as a stinking liar.
Just click on the link and you'll find the post where I mentioned the odds on Alun-Wyn Jones shortening and said I thought he'd do a good job but he'd have to prove it in the 6N first.
It's all there. No need to wait for anything.
This thread is turning into a classic example of your lies and Dense's cowardice. I'm not seeing much from either of you to change that.
Oh and tell us again how the Welsh 6N side I posted one week can possibly be construed as a British Lions prediction!
LMAO!
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Apr 2017, 18:13
#16
19 Apr 2017, 18:13#16
No that isn't what you said.....you confidently predicted he was going to be captain, citing the history of Lions captains as locks. You have edited your history to hide your embarrassing mistake. . Always the scumbag,
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
19 Apr 2017, 18:16
#17
19 Apr 2017, 18:16#17
Wehe, the little baby resorts to his p athetic lies again. 
Like I said, this thread is a keeper if anyone ever wants to see your character . . . or should I say your lack of it!
A weak, cowardly, childish little liar!
Let's see if your Servile Gimp shows more character and guts than you could muster.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Apr 2017, 18:27
#18
19 Apr 2017, 18:27#18
Not only are you a liar.....you know I know the truth and you just keep repeating the same lie. You were deeply invested in the idea Jones was going to be captain, directed us to a thread where you made the point and edited that thread before posting the link. . But what else should we expect from a poster who hacks into other posters' personal data and lies openly about his identity.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
19 Apr 2017, 18:30
#19
19 Apr 2017, 18:30#19
"A weak, cowardly, childish little liar!"
That's all that needs to be said. You can shove off now . We'll see if your Servile Gimp has the balls to answer the questions. 
I'm betting he won't and he'll be as deceitful and cowardly as you . . . assuming that's actually possible!
LMAO!
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Apr 2017, 19:34
#20
19 Apr 2017, 19:34#20
Add editing prior strings and presenting that as the truth, to plagiarism on a cricket thread, to lying about your identity, to hacking other posters ...and you have a picture of a liar. Imagine after all that hype about Wimp- Jones you can't even fess up to your prediction. Poor lush desperately trying to protect his credibility.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Apr 2017, 19:47
#21
19 Apr 2017, 19:47#21
And before you edit it, here's your plagiarism: . Rooinek Status: Rugby Legend Posts: 5139 Why even have a coin toss? January 04, 2017, 09:31:45 Why not do away with the coin toss before a cricket test match and just allow the visiting captain to decide? This not only does away with the luck variable, it cancels out some of the home ground advantage and - more importantly - encourages the groundsman to try prepare a pitch that doesn't favour the side batting first or fielding first. . 0 Likes Devil's Advocate Status: Bok regular Posts: 1774 RE: Why even have a coin toss? January 04, 2017, 09:40:11 I see someone has been reading up on Ricky Ponting who suggested this years ago. I would agree with it . 0 Likes mozart Status: Hall Of Fame Posts: 19701 RE: Why even have a coin toss? January 12, 2017, 06:17:02 Total plagiarism by Urinal......here is the source "Former Australian captain Steve Waugh says he is open to a radical push from Ricky Ponting and Michael Holding to get rid of the toss from Test cricket. Under Ponting’s proposal, the away side would choose who bats first in order to counteract any advantage the hosts could gain from preparing a favourable pitch. “I don’t mind that, I think that’s not such a bad thing,” Waugh told Melbourne radio station SEN. “At the end of the day I think there’s probably too much emphasis placed on the toss and the conditions away from home. “I don’t mind the authorities looking at some other options.” West Indies fast-bowling great Holding has twice backed Ponting’s idea in columns penned for Wisden India. Holding believes eliminating the toss will force home sides to prepare competitive surfaces." Every idea Urinal presents as his own is in the Ponting/Holding proposal....shameful. . You should have just taken it on the chin and looked a bit naive, now you look naive and dishonest.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
19 Apr 2017, 19:54
#22
19 Apr 2017, 19:54#22
Moffie, there might be some posters on here who give a toss what a stupid, low-class liar thinks about anything but I'm not one of them.
If you think you're going to wriggle out of your lies by telling even more lies then you're dumber than I thought . . . and that barely seems possible.
Now shove off and go yap for someone else's attention. I don't waste time with liars. Begone.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Apr 2017, 19:56
#23
19 Apr 2017, 19:56#23
What lies lush....I have never been caught lying in all the years I have been on these Boards.....because I don't
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
25 Apr 2017, 20:16
#24
25 Apr 2017, 20:16#24
Yoohoo Dense, still waiting for your reply on this thread, loudmouth.
No rush, take your time . . . who do you think was "nobbled" . . . Dylan Hartley or Alun-Wyn Jones?
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
25 Apr 2017, 21:46
#25
25 Apr 2017, 21:46#25
Board poll....who was most nobbled? . 1 The Boks when Spies ' left town' in the 2007 WC . 2 Zinedine Zedone and Dusted before he head butted the Italian in the Soccer WC. . 3 Look Watson when Urinal wanted him to replace Smit as Bok captain because he speaks better English. .. 4 Deysel when Urinal wanted him in the Bok team ahead of Juan Smith. . 5 Notsche when Urinal discovered him in "A" tests last year. Or 6 Alyn-Lose Jones picked by Urinal as Lions captain just before he captained Wales against Scotland.
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
25 Apr 2017, 23:31
#26
25 Apr 2017, 23:31#26
 Golly Gosh, I knew Nobble Boy had a fat reputation but I must admit it's a shock to see the nobble list has fattened out to six. You'd have to think there's a few more which might have been forgotten over the passage of time....at least another couple.
But ja, the 'left town' clanger about the Boks winning the 2007 WC has to be flagged as the mother of all nobbles.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
25 Apr 2017, 23:41
#27
25 Apr 2017, 23:41#27
Left town, was a superb reverse nobble....made even better by the fact that after he was called on it, he had to continue slagging the team all the way through the winning final. Funny stuff. . Then there's this....hahaha . Status: Senior player Posts: 3121 RE: Quinton fails again...SA/Ire match March 12, 2015, 10:33:56 Enough is enough. Either give AB the gloves and drop QdK or else at least bat this failure at 8 or 9! Dale Steyn looks more likely to score runs than Q
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
25 Apr 2017, 23:58
#28
25 Apr 2017, 23:58#28
 Oh dearie dearie me, it gets worse....you couldn't script the hideous amount of utterances from the resident Loudmouth even if you had a shotgun pointing at your head but to Nobble Boy it's somewhat natural.
Silly me though, how on earth could I forget the "Golden Rule".....win toss, bat first written by Dr Grace in the year 1800 eina!
"Dale Steyn looks more likely to score runs than Q"
Bwhahahahahaha...oh boy!
Anyone thinking I'm ungrateful is hopelessly wrong....after reading through Nobble Boy's ingenious utterances we'd all agree that he's highly entertain ing.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
26 Apr 2017, 07:04
#29
26 Apr 2017, 07:04#29
It's okay Dense, I didn't think you'd have the guts to answer my question. 
No proble ms . . . carry on applauding your Master's despicable lies and making things up. I do understand.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
26 Apr 2017, 07:12
#30
26 Apr 2017, 07:12#30
Grima Wormtongue predicting again....LMAOFY!
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
26 Apr 2017, 12:55
#31
26 Apr 2017, 12:55#31
 As I always say, for many, r ugby is very incidental to the opportunity to having a go! 
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
26 Apr 2017, 13:04
#32
26 Apr 2017, 13:04#32
Yes well, in this particular case, the person who decided to have a go ended up with a load of egg all over his fat face . . . and his Servile Gimp had his head so far up his Master's arse that he picked up some collateral damage as well!

"Nyaah nyaah nyaah, Rooinek got AWJ wrong . . . hahahaha . . . oh . . . hang on . . . err . . . gulp . . . let's change the subject quickly!"

LMAO!
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