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Started by Mozart11 REPLIES395 VIEWS· 01 Mar 2013, 19:57
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
01 Mar 2013, 19:57
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01 Mar 2013, 19:57#1

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

BUNNIES!"

 

"I love the sound of squealing Stompie supporters after their overrated and crap team gets beaten!"

 

"Once again, the Sharks make the Stompies their squealing little bitches!"

 

"Gosh, I'm so glad I check out this message board every now and then . . . otherwise I wouldn't know that the Rebels have good backs and crap forwards. Another really deep observation there, Twatbok! Really worth posting"
      "ABNZ, not sure if you're just a snot-nosed kid or if you'd still consider 1994-1995 to be recent times"       "All I can say is that most South Africans are not as ignorant on rugby matters or as inarticulate as Twatbok . . . and please remember he is also the kind of pathetic loser who supports a side while it suits him and will then suddenly start supporting some other side when they start winning"    

"Polyboy, if you have some kind of guide or handbook that indicates how long it should take an international rugby team to recover after spending 2 decades in the rugby wilderness where they play no test matches against other nations and rely on their domestic provincial tournament for rugby then I'd be very keen to see it. Thanks!"

 

"And then we have Moffie who still doesn't understand the difference between wanting a team to win and thinking a team will win."

 

"No polyboy, you misunderstood me. I don't know how you jumped to the conclusion that I was asking for a guide to winning . . . perhaps English isn't your first language . . . but you definitely missed the point."

 

"BokLog: "Never have I seen a Bok backline attack with such purpose and attitude."

 

Pffffffffffffhahahahahaha!

 

BokLog, if the ponderous and stilted kick-and-chase rubbish dished up by Eddie Jone's 2007 Bok backline is the best Bok backline you've ever seen then I actually feel quite sorry for you."

 

"Spot the rugby noob who doesn't even know the difference between the Currie Cup and Super Rugby!"

 

"Whatever happens on Saturday , Zinedine Zidane has showed us how football should be played. It's not about diving, rolling over in apparent agony ....it's about character."

 

"The way I see it the Sprinboks have 2 chances of winning RWC2007....one is fat and the other one is Slim"

 

"I honestly believe Spies was the one player who could have made the difference between us winning or losing the RWC and without him I don't give us a chance" 

 

"Apart from the selections, does anybody seriously think Twakkie has the tactical nous to cope with a shrewd customer like Ian McGeechan?"

 

"There's a quote from Albert Camus that goes something like this: 'Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat history's failures'. That saying goes through my head every time I read one of these retards beating his chest and grunting about how much we're going to beat the Lions by."

 

Editors note: How does one read someone beating their chest?

 

To be continued

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
01 Mar 2013, 21:05
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01 Mar 2013, 21:05#2

RooiAAS are you sure Camus is the person responsible for that quote about history....and not George Santayana? This from Wikipedia

 

"Santayana is known for famous sayings, such as 'Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it'"

 

Tell us this isn't a horribly embarrassing gaffe!

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
01 Mar 2013, 22:35
#3
01 Mar 2013, 22:35#3

 Moz if you are going to list all ou rooitwits failings you could crash the server!!!

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
01 Mar 2013, 22:48
#4
01 Mar 2013, 22:48#4

Is it Camus? Whoops, no its Santayana.......bwaaaaahahaha.....what a pompous fool

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
02 Mar 2013, 03:06
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02 Mar 2013, 03:06#5

Same old, same old, nothing has changed, poor old Jelly-pippi or is it Rooi-Twat?... has learnt nothing, he still suffers from a seemingly incurable  foot and mouth virus.....oh and you forget that little gem where he takes it upon himself to apologise on behalf of all South Africans......man how rediculous and pompous is that one!!!

 

 

DE
DennyCaptain12,893 posts
02 Mar 2013, 03:25
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02 Mar 2013, 03:25#6

and while we're at it....knowing the Board Nerd as well as we do, I might just put  Polyboy, Boklogic and Sharkbok on notice that he'll badger every one of your posts.....and Hell will break lose around your head if you dare to agree with Mozart.

 

Watch this space.

RO
RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
02 Mar 2013, 09:49
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02 Mar 2013, 09:49#7

Oh look, Dense is back! Dense, the last time you were seen in these parts was shortly after I asked you a very simple question as to where we had our celebrated chess showdown and you went running away as fast as your little legs would carry you.

 

Are you ready to answer the question yet, Dense? Have you had enough time to think about it?

 

Trying again . . . the first place we played chess after your hilarious "payback time" comments . . . was it on redhotpawn or was it on the Yahoo site you used to frequent back then?

 

a) Redhotpawn

 

b) Yahoo

 

Just a simple a) or b) will do. Thanks.

BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
02 Mar 2013, 12:34
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02 Mar 2013, 12:34#8

 More blowhard stuff from ou rooitwit. So your software programme was working was it. Bwahahahaha

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
02 Mar 2013, 17:49
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02 Mar 2013, 17:49#9

"We played"....by that he means he himself and the software programme making his moves.

 

Is it Camus, no wait could it be Santayana....weheeee!!!!

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
03 Mar 2013, 12:19
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03 Mar 2013, 12:19#10

Moz, Ask him to copy and paste the results. And no there was no software involved from either side, I just kicked his most miserable ass....trust him to bob, duck and swerve through that one.

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
03 Mar 2013, 20:57
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03 Mar 2013, 20:57#11

RooiAAS....copy and paste the results, there's a good chap. As a quid pro quo I just updated your monologue.

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
04 Mar 2013, 06:32
#12
04 Mar 2013, 06:32#12

The deep dive!

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