Anatomy of a braggart....the Saffex file

I cant help it Becs and Jal's lovely lady find me attractive - its a burden I have to live with everyday!!!

"girls dont usually find short and fat guys attractive.

As for my goldmine, its all mine

I have said very little about my property other than the building being an old grade II listed on a vast piece of land. The fact that it now sits on prime development land is luck really

I arrived in my suit minus the jacket and had a coat on, but the pathetic establishment could not have me sitting in my suit minus a jacket - pathetic snobbery.

Why on earth would I need a cab when I paid over £6k for a season ticket you stupid lying twat.

A shower a day does the trick, there are 3 to choose from. I'm guessing the house never had running water some 100 years or so ago.

Its Grade II listed so has always been a bit of a struggle incorporating the modern with all that quaint and characterful tudor.

Yep with all the livestock about there is plenty of mud

Lets just say I am sitting on a gold mine - think England, demand for land and housing!!

Ah and now you are an authority on whether and offer to buy my land for property development has been made or not and we are not talking a little development either

 Nope I dont have a picture of my cottage, I purchased it privately many years ago. Hell even if I had purchased it through an agent, what are the chances I would have retained pictures of it after all these years - why would I?

I own property in SA that does not make me a resident

Moffie I can assure you my farm is worth more than your sad excuse for a pad

Ten acres??? Forget the land, forest and river, its the old house planted thereon - therein lies the gem.

Yeah a little corner might be worth that

keep dreaming sunshine - prime land for housing development - you work out the figures

Moffie you seem to be under the misguided impression that London is the only place in the UK that counts - well it has plenty of clout and thats why housing developments an hour's commute away from the mother city are a big attraction - its a reality.

And who said I was going to sell my land, I might not, I certainly dont need to - I'm just saying I'm sitting on a goldmine

I think that it is only fitting that I invite some of the SS members to witness this fall - oh boy Moffie, start counting........remember to start at 10"

C'mon Becs, RooiAAS has already said De Flatus doesn't boast....hahaha! Time for you deny he said all this boorish stuff.

Wow Moffie is this your best shot, how long did that take you, how pathetic and desperate are you?

You said I lived in a mud shack or something to that effect, all of the above is merely correcting you on a few points and has no context. Shit if only I had been sad enough to post pictures of my home and my various cars on a rugby messageboard - now if that is not the height of braggart, then I dont know what is.

It all smacks of a desperate man having been exposed as a liar - poor old boy, my heart bleeds for you.

Took me about 10 minutes to cut and paste....no big deal given it absolutely exposes the hypocrisy of your attack on me. Shame you posted because for a day or two I was pulling your chain. The picture posting you are so fond of attacking, came after years of much worse ragging.

Man up and take it on the chin hypocrite and for heaven sake stop telling us about your pathetic little hovel

Ah good one Moffie - was it all down to you pulling my chain, what a bloody laugh.

Now answer the question, how do you feel about being exposed as a liar, given that at no point have I ever posted a picture of my lovely home?

Man up Moffie and answer the question, quit all the side stepping it smacks of guilt.

But you can't post a picture de Flatus, remember you don't have one!  Oops time for becs to ride in on a white horse and tell me how crass I am and how your shameful bragging is really  totally consistent with English values.

Another side step Moffie, man up and answer the question, how do you feel about being exposed for lying about informing this board that I posted a picture of my home on a previous messageboard?

Do you feel ashamed, a little stupid for your slip or are you going to just soldier on and keep side stepping.

Hell we have been at this game for years and bang your commit such a fundamental mistake - you must really be kicking yourself.

Just answer the question

Hahaha....no Becs then. Perhaps even she can't support this low life bragging.

The inference drawn from your silence is an admission of guilt - its a bit difficult squirming your way around concrete evidence, hey side stepper?

Well the inference I'm drawing is:

1) If Becs doesn't appear she finds all your bragging very non English...as I do.

2) If she appears and defends what you have written, she has no shame.

3) If she appears and attacks some other unrelated thing she is trying to dodge the bullet. 

This should be interesting

Keep side stepping

All caught up now? This string is about you...and if it goes anywhere it's going to anatomy of a verbal thug. Watch for it  and enjoy whatever rest you can manage.

Moffie as you will note from the lack of response from others on here, your pathetic attempt at diverting attention from the real issue of you being exposed as a liar, has fallen flat.

Why is that, because I say very little in fact.

How you feeling side stepping liar - a little ashamed at the exposure?

Yaaaawn snapster just accept the evidence presented that shows you have been boasting. 

Guys time to forget about all this and move on to more uplifting matters. 

Other posters are more gainfully engaged it would seem.

Mozart, all you ever do is goad people will unpleasantness about them, so they retaliate by pointing out your inaccuracies. Then you like to save the comments for later use to " prove " that you are right about something, without divulging any form of context to any of the comments.

You are the shameless one, you are the braggart and you really are a deeply unpleasant man. But then again, most of us know that already.

America suits you really. A country full of wannabees and braggarts. Of have and have nots. And of people who desperately want to be the things they profess to hate about the rest of the " old "  world.

I think we call them hypocrites :) 

So now americans are braggarts and envy the old world etc. News to me I must confess.  Fancy lumping them in the same basket for one thing. Seems some brits are pretty unhinged. Again is the root cause envy?

Of course  in Becs's sight ou snapster is all sweetness and light.  Strange very strange. Lady Becs please help snapster behave better. Are the bored oaks on ss board enjoying the snapster show? Hahahahahahahaha

So Becs predictably chooses option 3. Faced with posting after posting where de Flatus boasts away, she tries to avoid the evidence by accusing me of the same. So Becs by modern English  standards all these de Flatus statements aren't boasting. Informative.

With regard to Americans, all I can recall them doing to the "Old World" was saving it twice with the blood, sweat and tears of their young men. Nobody over here despises Brits....they are seen as quaint, always getting themselves into trouble but otherwise largely irrelevant. 

 Saffex is 6 foot, broad shoulders and irrestable, The Long greasy hair is great 

Well it certainly looks becoming on you!

Gosh I was just about to let this slide into oblivion, when I came across this Saffex statement:

"This goon is so stupid that he reckons the way to try deflect all this is have all down to me bragging, when his anatomy as he calls it, is another session of lies."

That cute. I managed to create a lie out of quoting the man's own words. Seems to me this is mostly an admission that the material on here is pretty damn boastful.

Make a clean breast of everything Dave and admit this is pretty bad, and all on you,  and maybe we can turn the page

Have been away for a few days, time to approach a few more posters for confirmation of Moffies lies.

Moffie you stupid prick this is what I was accusing you of lying about in my quote above, which you did not have the balls to counter as its all lies.

Lets deal with your lies as they stand:

1) He is an Adonis and beloved by woman - lies, kindly point out where I brought this up - the fact that Becs and co commented on my looks is not my doing.

2) He is (hahahaha) 6 ft. - Yep at 1.82m I am as good as 6ft, Becs, Mike and Jal have exposed you for lying about me being short, Becs and Jal have confirmed that without actually measuring me I am about 6ft.

3) He has broad shoulders and big hair. - one certainty is that I have broad shoulders - what the hell is big hair, I have long hair - so what, you jealous?

4) He is a succesful lawyer with a great career in a provincial town. Liar - I have said nothing about my level of success - fact and we dont have provincial towns you thick plank.

5) He is making lots of money. - Liar, I have never said anything about what I earn.

6) He has a "team" of people working for him, which allows him to be on the internet all the time - correct I have a team, but I certainly dont spend all the time on the net, but I do have the luxuary of popping onto the net whenever I feel the urge

7) He gets all the credit for his "team's" work, while giving them none - Liar, I never said that I never give my team credit, my team is a happy team for we kick arse together - the reality of my position is that we do take the credit, but its up to us to filter that credit back to the team. I take it and share it.

8) He has a Grade 11 listed house -Yes I do and so what, I said nothing of its state when I bought it

9) The property is much more valuable than my little hacienda he is always complaining about - I stand by that given its development worth, you said it was a shack, I was just correcting you. Your property might be worth a bit, I dont know and nor do I care -all I have said is that it is damn ugly. Becs and Jal have voiced the same opinion of your home. Its a taste thing, we cant help the fact you have bad taste.

10) he bought it privately (no dirty haggling in the open market) so he has no pictures....but it's such a magnet that every friend and family member he has, has come to visit the shrine. Liar, not every friend has come to visit and yes I did buy it privately, so what? Friends and family have come to visit me and my family, they have not come to visit my house!! I dont have a picture of my home, I wonder how many board members have photo's of their home - I dont, so bloody what?

11) The house sits on " vast land" and teams of property developers are just waiting for him to give them the green light to turn it into a "gold mine" . It's prime development land - Liar, I have never said teams of property developers are waiting for the green light, you liar. Did I mention numbers huh? The land is prime development land - my luck, I never bought it for that reason, I bought it because I loved it. Again you declared I lived in a worthless shack - I was just correcting you.

You see Moffie, the above is just your usual bullshit and lies. What makes it so pathetic is that in the process of being exposed as a liar, you are still stupid enough to add to the volume of lies you tell. Does your stupidity know no boundaries?

Nice try punk, but the Anatomy which you reference is this string....and on this string your precise words are quoted. Are you suggesting these aren't your exact words? Huh?

I know It must be embarrassing to read your own stuff pulled together in one place. It's painfully boastful, but you said it....and suggesting somehow this is a trick is not going to work.

So we are left with de Flatus holding off hordes of property developers wanting to turn a mud flat into another housing development, just what the world needs  in the middle of a recession. 

Never mind, if you just stop lying about it, I  might let it slip away, I'm beginning to feel a bit sorry for you.

F... me!!! What the hell is that???

Do me a favour ... dear!!!! Go put some clothes on. Your scaring my Great Dane.

Is that hair I see on your chin?

Gross!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank god I don't have to wake up next to that!!!

I wonder ... do you guys think that that could be Mrs Beano???

No twat features, my response to your useless bullshit was on another thread, which dealt with the above.

If you had any brains which you clearly dont, you will see that I dont dispute saying these things and I stand by everyone. They say very little and are in response to your accusations. Post them time and again for all I care.

The issue was your lying, that wont go away for not only were you a complete fool for letting it slip, as usual you have made a fool of yourself trying to squirm out of the guilt.

Even in this response, you fall foul of your usual lies - are are one pathetic excuse for a man - how many property developers are involved bright spark and one would swear that a recession would bring the world to a halt, and you pride yourself on being an ex business man. You are just one ignorant plank.

And to sign off, what part of me saying I was not selling my property right now did you not get, so even if a recession was standing in the way of development, which it is not, its not applicable to me. I dont need to sell, get it?

New posting for the braggart file:

"We are going to see this all S15........Hougaard will walk back into the Bok side at 9.......my definitive call."

Definitive, I see if you make the call it's official.

Yeah dumbass its MY call

No it's your definitive call. Another immodest effort.

Am more than happy with that and stand by it fully

Actually I'm thinking this thread should be a permanent Board feature.  That way we will have all your brilliant accomplishments, like taking all the credit for your team's work, available all the time.

Yep no probs at all. I have a very happy team let me assure you.....I take the credit and share it and you know what they have all been to my house as well!

It beats the hell out of being a lying, racist

So then you were just lying when you said they do all the work and you take all the credit.

Nope I said they did all the donkey work, not all the work and when in a HOD meeting credit is passed to the head so yes, he takes it. The art of a good head is then to share that credit with his team - get it?

I was asked why I had time to post on this board - I provided a short and sweet answer - I have time

You posted a disrepectful answer, which prompted my string about you as the worst type of boss. You are now changing your tune. There are only two options here, you were lying or you exploited your team. Choose one, I'll accept your answer.

Nope I have answered - your piss poor take is incorrect.

At the time, the debate between Boklog and I had stuff all to do with me as a boss and everything to do with my available time. Its called context something that does not feature at all in this whole string - its weak without context

So you lied when you said they do all the work and you take all the credit. See it wasn't so hard to admit you were lying.

Nope i was not lying for they do all the donkey work and I take the credit. I then share the credit - get it?

The debate was not about me as a boss - context Moffie, context - a concept that constantly eludes you.

This comes from being an exposed seasoned liar that you are - you resort to taking context out of the equation - sadly old fart, this carries no weight - keep trying though

"I take all the credit ". You conveniently left all out. You are the one who is manipulating things.

Here's my guess, you were trying to show up Boklogic and act like a big neck....so you tried to pretend you were this tough guy, beating up on your team. But that's probably not true, so now you are twisting and turning. Admit, you lied and be done with it.

Moffie you keep guessing......give us guess number 2

I have nothing to admit, have told it as it is, unlike you been exposed for lying - my guess is you are still smarting over this - poor old man

You just go on lying....."I take all the credit".  There it is in black and white.

We don't have to calculate it, we don't have to interpret it, we don't have to translate it. It's plain English.

So either that was a lie or it's true and you don't even have the decency to include your team. Either way you are toast.

Moffie, do you ever read through your posts on this board and think to yourself "Oh God, I sound like such a sad, pathetic and childish loser"?