I am not a frequent user of a finacial calculator these days. As you go up the ladder more junior staff attend to these things. I operate at the governance level, risk managament, audit committee, finance committee, investment committee and run a number of departments and the financial year end. My title is that a finacial executice and our entity has close to 4,000 employees. That is about as much as I will tell you.
Sapp is this you?
They don't let me into court very much these days. I have a pair of binoculars and a trench coat, even though the fit is a bit tight. Rubber soled shoes are a blessing because I have to stand a long time, often in puddles given the English weather.
I operate mostly outside motel rooms, flats and bars. If I can get some hard evidence, any sign of physical contact, I write it in my little book. I haven't graduated to an Ipad yet. I can't afford to employ a private Dick, so I do it all myself.
My clients are cuckolds, my enemies the guys who give the poor down trodden housewives a few moments of pleasure. I see evil everywhere. Everybody has a secret. I divide families and they pay me for the privilege.
My title is Divorce Lawyer....second class.
Yeah thats me........dont forget I discard with fees and sleep with all the female clients as remuneration. With the male clients I pass your details on...........only shame is that no payments are materialising.......would this be because said clients are not those boere seuns of your youth that you miss so much. Should I instruct them to dress in khaki from now on?
One of those poor clients being Mr Fawlty no less or you could go for the burley Jock who plays golf!!!!
Classy Pork Chop...
It was for your benefit Al, you inspire me
Wow, you're plumbing new depths...sad really.
You getting tearful......nice use of the word plumbing there.....I'm impressed
*another Dave attempt at humour falls flat* raise your game here Tubbs, I'm trying to help you, it's a thankless task but I'm got a lot of Karma to burn off.
You seem a little guarded Al? I'm trying hard to reach out to you but you just wont have it. You started yapping at my heels, I acknowledged your presence and now I seem to have said something to offend you......the barriers are up, you're back in NZ......what happened to Al of England......come back mate
Hmm - yeah cause a Kiwi couldn't possible live outside of NZ. Nice try at deflection Dave but there's only one poster here completely losing the plot.
Yeah that will be me losing it, I'm starting to sweat, stop being nasty to me Al, if its not you its Moz
*Another Dave attempt at humour falls flat* I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
Nay Al I am a complete prick, personalities are bottled commodities - struggling solicitors cant afford them
Sappie why dont you drop your crap. The good people hear only want to talk rugby.
Well you started out with nothing, and you've still got most of it left
Barcelona you useless tw*t.......how did you work out that there was only one person at this party - go fetch your brain and come try again
KeyBaord hero. Mozart screws you up on every forum. Just give up.
Ah how sweet and loyal of you, do you lick his boots to?
Dave in struggling to come to terms that other people think he's a twat shock!
So Al, are you saying you dont like me? Are you saying you prefer Denise and Moz to me?
Dave I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say you're the antichrist...
Funny that as some call me Jesus
Posh Becks calls you that. Must be fun. she Maria?
B Boy, you seem to have a real issue with the girls dont you.......is that an ugly face or really small dick. Talk to me son, I am here for you, I promise.
And who is Maria in your world?
You have a issue with dick size don't you. Must be why you left SA. Couldn't match up
Ah B Boy, you are anti girls and latch onto my mere mention of dicks........its all becoming much clearer now, no need to say anymore. Get out the closet sunshine and take in the sun!!!!
Even your buds on supersport Hackman and tampon call you a prick. You wonder why?
Even your buds on supersport Hackman and tampon call you a prick. You wonder why?
B boy you do appreciate the fact that fabricating stories about me carries no weight and does not paint you in a bright light. But hey if you assert as much be a man and kindly provide some evidence of the anti me on SS.
You out that closet yet. Remember, I am here if you need to talk sweet boy
What is a laughing- stock.
Yep that's me sapster a financial executive as stated. Turning green again?
That ou sapster is a prick is undisputed. His other board has offically declered him as such - BUt they claim him as their prick. However we have a counter claim and we claim him as the prick of this board. How shall ths dispute be settled. Perhaps it can't but one thing is certain - there is consensus as to sapsters status as a prick.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Anyhow please do not give my pal Dave a hard time here -he gets it on the other board enough. Here we must nuture his limited talents , teach him the game and make a rugby man of him in time - we are in for the long haul of course. Hehehehehehehehehe
Hey Saff, I strongly suspect you are in fact some sort of mental patient with delusions of grandeur. One of your other fantasies being played out here, is that of a long lost member of the Days of our lives cast that has to relive his personal issues on a website for the whole world to see. Nobody cares about whatver it is you are carrying on about here...and no, most of us have no idea what that is anyway! This is a rugby site, go and talk to your shrink, mother, childline, pigs head on a stick, about your incessant obsession with random crap, but please keep it about rugby here. If you can't do that, maybe it is time for you to sling your little stick with a sack on the end, over your shoulder and take a walk.
Seriously gents, if the insults were at least cleverly thought up and funny, it would be mildy entertaining reading, but this mud slinging back and forth is about as useless as a chocolate fireman.
This is www.saRUGBY.com can we please talk about rugby?
Bluebok, in response to your request, I strongly suggest you dont read my posts you stupid waste of space - get it?
Beenkop, I must be losing my mind for I really am failing to see this anti Dave on the other board - kindly point it out to me car attendant? There seems to be a recurring theme on this board - you lot seem to get off on lying
Blue I cannot fathom why you are reacting to sapster. I quoted his statements about winding up folk here and noted how sapster was playing to an audience of some oaks and mongs on another board.
Let the oak be its very funny seeing him at work, we have the benefit of seeing a first class prick at work!! The unanimous conclusion!!! enjoy the spectacle!!
Congrats sapster you have worked hard and this is a strictly a merit award!
Bwahahahhahahahaha
Beenkop, why are you reacting so negatively, dont you like me either anymore?
If you are referring to me, my name is BECS...short for Rebecca. It has nothing whatsoever to do with that infantile footballer, David Beckham.
Sapster you are a STAR - a DISASTAR!! Hahahahahahahahaha
No you are a lot of fun if taken with a pinch of salt! Note sapster some guys here are sane and sensible so expect some flak for your antics.
I could ask you a similar question here is a quote re what you said - That site has 4 or 5 people worth talking to and that includes Beeno for the joke card element. Well I never!! mortifying stuff from ou sapster!!!
So stop blubbing away that nobody likes you sapster -you are earning your just reward! Hahahahahhahahahaha underneath it all ou sapster is a sensitive soul and wants to be liked. Hence his antics here to earn favour there.
Dr Beeno has it all sussed out! Sapster you are an open book to me.
Beenkop, you are confusing me, do you like me or not. This is very important to my fragile ego......be gentle sir
You know, I have never quite understood why so many folks watched soapies, but I am finally starting to get it. Once you get to know the characters, you start to get attached to them, because they become a part of your life. Of course, when I say attached I don't mean it in a todler to his teddy bear kind of way, more a wart to a bum kind of way...but attached none the less! Beans and Saff I hate to like you both, but what can I say, I am the world latest soapie addict.
Bugga the rugga, lets talk about us. LOL!
