Beeno's remedy for the Blitzbokke

It must be obvious to all that the Blitzebokke are faster and far more skilled that the kiwi and Fiji head hunters.

So what can be done to ensure regular victories over these unfortunates! Follow these steps and the Bltzbokke should rule sevens rugby:

As ou  maaaaikie suggested ( a stuck clock etc)  bring back Kwagga and Senatala two world sevens stars.

Next select the best from the academy and current Blitzbokke squad.

Address the root cause why the Bltzbokke occasionally lose - the Blitz are a small side. Huge heart and punch above their weight. However they need to get two bigger fast men in. Can they persuade anybody to drop the 15 man code and play sevens is the big challenge.

Follow the Beeno remedies and the wee abs wins over the Blitz, which recently have become more rare will become like hens teeth.

Meanwhile we will need to endure the bottomless wellspring of kiwi blowhard, chest beating,self congratulatory behaviour. Which of course to any but an empty headed kiwi bird brain is hilarious! 

A blowhard kiwi about to learn a lesson!

Car Mat, the day we reach 70% of potenti al you no hopers are doomed!

moolaa, I thought the "headhunters" remark had something to do with high tackles and missed the ethnic slur. I don't mind being called a Boer Boofhead, but for some reason Yarpy p!sses me off. As for coconut, it's got a different connotation in S.A., but regardless, CC is using it to p!SS you off. You are right, all the above are degrading terms and should be condemned. 

BTW, I missed the Boer Boofhead and who is Catalina? Basque?

The sheep ones is an old one and not to be taken too seriously. 

I think part of the Blitzbokke was poor passing mistakes om their part and I would do the following to improve their performances in the remainder of the tournament

*    Bring back Senatla and Kwagga Smit - they are definitely average to poor players in the 15 gam and stars in the sevens game; and

*    Bring in Muller du Plessis into the squad.  The main culprit in the Commonwealth games  was Speckman - he needs a rest and I suggest that he be replaced by either Senatla or Du Plessis.

I would replace Sage with Kwagga.     

I think part of the Blitzbokke was poor passing mistakes om their part and I would do the following to improve their performances in the remainder of the tournament

*    Bring back Senatla and Kwagga Smit - they are definitely average to poor players in the 15 gam and stars in the sevens game; and

*    Bring in Muller du Plessis into the squad.  The main culprit in the Commonwealth games  was Speckman - he needs a rest and I suggest that he be replaced by either Senatla or Du Plessis.

I would replace Sage with Kwagga.     

Beeno, we acknowledge your vast experience with "taking candy from a baby" (it speaks volumes about your "character") but I'm not sure what else you are babbling on about

Stop selecting quota players. Seven rugby does not provide enough space for small players.

Select hulking players

Win everything as SA long to win everything.

Or terminate seven rugby in SA.

This will work.