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Beeno - the absent

Started by clevermike11 REPLIES366 VIEWS· 30 Jan 2014, 15:36
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
30 Jan 2014, 15:36
#1
30 Jan 2014, 15:36#1

Beeno


Where are you - we are missing you and worried about you 0 hope you are fine.


The NZ supporters are running wild on this Board and I need some real back-u p to contain them - help is urgently needed. 



JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
30 Jan 2014, 16:05
#2
30 Jan 2014, 16:05#2
Clevermike: yes we have had to do without the wisdom & wit of brother Beeno lately. He must be thinking up more excuses to cover the anticipated disappointment the Stormers & Boks. 
It's not too late for him to switch to supporting the Chiefs & ABs, I am sure we will all still respect him  
GE
generaltitPro3,164 posts
30 Jan 2014, 19:36
#3
30 Jan 2014, 19:36#3

 I think Beeno (one of the most decent guys here) is just working...some of you guys are lazy. He is contraversal and misunderstood but he is a great guy that has ethics...he has his flaws but so do all of us and he knows this...I like Beeno because he has sense of humour and thrives on jokes...his biggest flaw is that he is a Stormers fan but so would I probably be if I lived back in the shade of Table Mountain. I'm a Sharks supporter, also Springbok, Les Bleus and Auckland Blues and minnow supporter of Russia, Georgia and Canadian rugby and ofcourse Argentina...the country I love most.

 

I think his phobia against the moles is well founded because they are low down lying cowards.

JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
30 Jan 2014, 22:12
#4
30 Jan 2014, 22:12#4
Seb: recent "reliable evidence"  sheds light on the absent Beeno. 
My investigative reporting reveals that he has been abducted by an alien species from "Moleworld". They could not tolerate his insight into their evil ways & sucked him into their dimension (actually I was never sure he was in this one).  


Visualization provided for those who need it.
JW bringing "fact-based" reporting to open-minded people 
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ChippoPro3,372 posts
30 Jan 2014, 22:58
#5
30 Jan 2014, 22:58#5
For all you SAFFAS out there...

How can there be no Beano....


BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
31 Jan 2014, 11:16
#6
31 Jan 2014, 11:16#6
 Thanks for the eh "Kind" words oaks. I have been busy and hoping some things will come off big time. I may share this at some stage. Proving it works bec ause if i can do it so can most of you. I am not operating in my field so its all new to me.Mike I can see some very uppity kiwis here and badly in need of some guidance. Given the strength of the baord I beleive we can successfully carry them until they can walk in the basic understyandings of rugby.For those interested in fantasy rugby thre is no need to joing any fantasy rugby team etc. Its fareasier to read saSUE's posts!!! If that is not enough moveon to hacked waaagh and JW.Man I am looking forward to some great rugby and banter guys. This is turning out to be a brilliant collection of people here.Denny we need a fe more ozzies mate. It would be great to have a frog or two and to in fact have psoters from all rugby playing nation.If you know folk like this recruit them.Thomas please recruit some Argies please. And you yourself dont be too scarce!Finally could all the oaks understa nd there are only two opinions mine and the wrong one.Thanks

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
31 Jan 2014, 12:26
#7
31 Jan 2014, 12:26#7
  "Finally, could all the okes understand there are only two opinions, mine and the wrong one."      
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
31 Jan 2014, 14:27
#8
31 Jan 2014, 14:27#8
Beeno: glad to see you are still alive!

 

It appears you are still suffering from the negative effects of the alien probe & we wish you a speedy recovery. 

 

Your absence has meant there has been more time for us kiwis to revel in our successes in 2013 (& all the prior years as so aptly summarized by Sasuke San on a delightful repetitive basis) & it has given us time to give sound advice to the miss-guided SA posters so this has been a win-win situation.

 

We look forward to that great rugby brain of yours being applied to fantasy rugby this year.

 

PS Don't tell the other posters but if you support the Chiefs & the ABs in 2014 you will appear to be a genius by season end.

 

JW looking out for his friend Beeno

GE
generaltitPro3,164 posts
31 Jan 2014, 19:30
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31 Jan 2014, 19:30#9
 poor Ol' Beeno is being starved...just think about those juicy well hung thick rump steaks  with a bit of fat on the edges that come from the sweet veld grasslands/savanah a veld of the old Rhodesia...braai-ed over hot flames with a charcoaled edge...your knife just slices though... medium rare ...combined with baby potatoes sliced  and doused with good Jersey butter and a good Greek /French salad
CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
01 Feb 2014, 03:30
#10
01 Feb 2014, 03:30#10

Cloudy


Is meat expensive in new Zealand?   It is awful here,   Most people nowadays live off -


*   mince meat;

*   boerewors - a SA type of Sausage

*   chicken; and

*   very occasionally - a sirloin steak (not more than once a fortnight),


When I was a kid on the farm - my father would occasionally and when needed slaughter a heifer, sheep or pig for domestic needs and we would eat like kings - only the best.   Sundays was for chicken only - after all King Henry IV of glorious memory decreed that all French households should have a chicken in the pot every Sunday.   And that decree found it s way into SA households and kept going for centuries afterwards.      


 

BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
01 Feb 2014, 09:36
#11
01 Feb 2014, 09:36#11
 Seb we braaied our meat on a plough shear in beer. 
But let's not talk about braaies oaks this is after all a rugby forum and ou maaaikie in any event needs to watch his weight and his cholestrol if he is to effectively silence ou windpomp!
MD
Monkey D LuffyPro6,277 posts
01 Feb 2014, 15:21
#12
01 Feb 2014, 15:21#12
welcome back brother beeno, :o)
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