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Black Adder, Black Adder, you horrid little man......

Started by Mozart9 REPLIES293 VIEWS· 25 Apr 2012, 02:00
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MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
25 Apr 2012, 08:08
#1
25 Apr 2012, 08:08#1

....where there is a Black Adder, can we expect a Johnny English for the English tour? 

 

Black: his gloves of finest mole
Black: his codpiece made of metal
His horse is blacker than a hole
His pot is blacker than his kettle
Black Adder, Black Adder, with many an cunning plan
Black Adder, Black Adder, you horrid little man.

 

Great stuff!

 

BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
25 Apr 2012, 10:21
#2
25 Apr 2012, 10:21#2

Dr Moz could you give some context to this eh 'amazing" poem  that has fired you up so much.

In other words what in the world are you on about!!! 

 

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
25 Apr 2012, 11:43
#3
25 Apr 2012, 11:43#3

Beeno its all in Baldricks cunning plan

BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
25 Apr 2012, 12:13
#4
25 Apr 2012, 12:13#4

Dr Moz can get very isoteric at times.

Risky stuff to mention baldness even if obtusely Dave!!

Liked his poem about the Brumbies. Wonder if Jake ever read it.

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
25 Apr 2012, 17:02
#5
25 Apr 2012, 17:02#5

These are the lyrics from the  Black Adder TV series. But we could adapt them for the ABs as follows:

 

Black his strip not green and gold

Bereft he seems of skill and mettle

His fate is blacker than a lump of coal

He uses fire for his electric kettle

All Black, All Black with many an Immigrant plan

All Black, All Black a fine Samoan man.

BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
25 Apr 2012, 18:15
#6
25 Apr 2012, 18:15#6

Hahahhahahahahahaha excellent stuff  - Nobel prize for poetry pending!! Fire for his electric kettle!! Fits sitting bull to a tee!

Perhaos share your brumbies poem? - many here have not seen it

BA
black adderClub Pro196 posts
25 Apr 2012, 22:02
#7
25 Apr 2012, 22:02#7

Pity your rugby is'nt half as good as your poetry chaps otherwise you might be World Champions like us but alas, it looks like it's another 4 years at  least i'm afraid

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
25 Apr 2012, 23:06
#8
25 Apr 2012, 23:06#8

Niks gewoonds...as my Bool mates would say.

HA
hakwaPro4,146 posts
26 Apr 2012, 05:04
#9
26 Apr 2012, 05:04#9

 Mozzie, Mozzie, Mozzie LOL! You must be truely bored!

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
26 Apr 2012, 08:07
#10
26 Apr 2012, 08:07#10

Bored nah.....let's just say I have time on my hands. Perhaps I'll try a little rhyme on the Haka next.

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