Recent reports revealed that several Sarugby.com posters are in a mad race to get to NZ to recover their sanity & to enhance their rugby knowledge but how much can this mighty nation endure?
Just_Win
Not to worry - your food chain is not in danger as yet - and we believe we have the NZ rugby situation being developed into a second rated sport in the world.
Wait for next year - the fear frenzy will hit you in earnest
In a bizarre twist a Bok supporter, Mr Beeno It's_the Refs_fault, who recently settled in NZ to undergo "reality therapy & to get rugby enlightenment" has now confessed that he hatched "a plot to undermine NZ rugby".
Inspector Wardad explained that Beeno started a small worm farm & while this was a little strange it was seen as a constructive undertaking at the time.
He added that it was only when Beeno was appointed as junior grounds keeper at Eden Park & unleashed 1000s of worms to "soften the fields" that we realized it was a diabolical Guy Fawkes like plot. It was also revealed that Beeno had not been keeping his appointments with Dr Cloudy so his link with reality is very tenuous.
Detective Susuke San was the one to figure it all out said Wardad. He concluded, "Don't worry, I will make sure this fella will get his comeuppance".
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JW reporting from a remote undisclosed location
