Bordeaux vs To Lose 2026

Le French treat.

Where are you Plummie? Two handling errors early, first Jellybear offloads it forward and TL knocks it.

Choco with a nice early carry through traffic.

Early chance for Le Beep to chase a kick and he wins the race but can't get boot to ball. God damn he is fast.

Howzit Paks

Haha the BEE contingent at DSTV didn't label the game properly so I had to cycle through random channels to find the game.

I swear we live in a country of retards

Excuses excuses Plummie, you were probably trying to reach Hollie and finding her phone is off, eh? Give me the message, I'll tell her.

Jelly with the cross, Uberti gets it on the bounce but drops it. Well covered anyway.

Interesting to see Penaud at 13. Deportee injured apparently. Bit of an arm wrestle at the moment, teams feeling things out.

Board Boys with some nice hands there

Choco again with good meters in contact, but then ripped by Jelly. Rayasi tries to run it out of his 22 but is isolated and penalty TL.

And the site is taking ages to load my posts...technology is against me today

Borries defends the maul and gets the scrum.

Toulouse all over the Bordies but their maul gets stuffed and

Execution letting both teams down at the moment, Borries blowing a big chance there with poor passing and handling.

Bordies get the scrum penalty and break out through JB but knock it.

Dammit that would have been a nice try

Another handling error just at TL starts to rumble.

Scrappy so far and nobody really getting any flow going

What do you mean her phone is off, Pakie?

She's sitting on my lap feeding me biltong...it's the least she can do

Lucu again pulling Ntamack down as he probes the gap.

She better bring me some biltong as well when she's done cleaning my kitchen. Stop smoking that strong shit Plummie, you're hallucinating.

Jack Willis with a superb turnover.

Bordies getting some good escapes but one feels the wall can only hold for so long

The hands for Toulouse...damn!!!

Willis is a beast LOL, pretty much picking the defender up and taking him with him as he goes for the line. Held up in the end but a great counter started by that Willis turnover.

Held up. But that was slick AF!

Big old maul from Borries and they're over for the first score.

Bordies with their first real chance have a lineout on the T's 5m...maul...and they score!!!

5-0

Conversion missed

Moefana fluffs the kickoff and TL immediately has a chance.

Oh shit...the Bordies fluff the kick off receipt and T's score!!!

7-5 Toulouse

TL in, Willis again beating the first tackle and thundering into the next to get the momentum, then there's numbers wide and they're in.

Why did he jump to receive that kickoff? Nobody was challenging for it?

Ive seen Fassi make the same unnecessary mistake

TL turns it over again. Great cover and clearance of the Ntamack kick by Le Beep. Now they call it back for a foot in touch but that's a wrong call for me, he was in the air while touching the ball.

Nice clear from LaBeeps

TMO says 50/22 stands and T's maul...

what a counter ruck by Bordies

The second half of this game is gonna be fire!

We've hardly seen a box kick. Jeez the ease with which Le Beep burned the defense there. His kick well covered though.

LaBeeps with some has but one feels he should have grubbered, not chipped

Borries smashing TL at the breakdowns at the moment.