Breaking news fron NZ
A major earthquake, measuring 9.1 on the Richter scale has hit New Zealand this morning. The country is devastated with 350,000 New Zealanders missing, and over 100,000 injured.
The country is totally ruined and the government is so overwhelmed that it has issued a worldwide appeal for assistance. Other nations have been quick to respond to the disaster.
Britain is flying in rescue workers and sniffer dogs to help locate trapped victims.
The USA is flying in food supplies and aid money.
France is flying in doctors, nurses and first aid units.
Japan is flying in high tech communications equipment.
Germany is flying in special trained police squads to help restore order.
Russia is flying in tents and warm clothing.
Australia is flying in 350,000 replacement Kiwis…….
Comments
- amber says:March 14, 2012 at 7:59 pm
sorry you lost me@ A major…lols…oh yea by the way who won the world rugby???p.s you ozzies need to get over yourselves and stop obsessing over us kiwi’s coz u guys have major issues and need to seek some professional help coz we couldn’t give 2 farks about ya hahaha unless we wanted to steal your jobs so thanks Australians the biggest joke is on you!!
- You have to love these OZ/kiwi jokers! Hahhahahhahahhaha
An Aussie bloke is having a quiet drink in a bar and leans over to the big guy next to him and says, ‘Do you wanna hear a Kiwi joke?
The big guy replies, ‘Well mate, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I’m 1.90 m tall, 125 kg and I played as a forward for the All Blacks.”
“The guy next to me is 1.85 m, weighs 115 kg and he’s an ex-All Black lock.”
“Next to him is a bloke who’s 2 m tall, weighs 120 kg and he’s a current All Black second rower. Now do you still want to tell that Kiwi joke?”
The first bloke says, “Nah, not if I’m going to have to explain it three times.”
