Charballs....

If you're going to accuse anyone of a lack in a sense of humour then I have to assume that you have one....not so?
Well, I went a looking, found zip, but if one looks at your narratives as to what a strong and wonderful(sic) leader you have in Putin then yes I agree you have a sense of humour. And further to your sense of humour of Russia being a wonderful country......well I don't see the masses trying to breakdown the front door to get into the joint like they do in the great USA and other countries like Great Britain, France etc.
That said, can you possibly take your attention seeking crystalized slop to the appropriate section where hopefully someone gives a toss about your thoughts?
Much appreciated...tx.

Sorry to upset poor ol' Denny ...he reminds of Abie, waiter at the Foresters Arms...who used to recite when we bought him an Old Brown sherry instead of a tip...

"from my head down to my toes, over my teeeths and through de gums...nobody knows- where it goes...through de teeeths and over my gums...watch out kidneys here it comes! " and then he downed it.  He also used to sing..."all I want for Christmas is my two front teeeths "...lol

The irony.......

Yeah...but he was funny...I miss the Capies...unique and funny humour...I loved them...actually beautiful people who could laugh at themselves... Abie onced asked us:

"Wat is jaay...as jhou moeder a hoender en jhou pa a vark is???

Bacon en Eggs !

Does not sound funny to people who don't know their humour but very funny when you understand their wit... You have to have lived in the Cape to understand their simple and apt wit.

 
All subject matter is welcome here.

Religion, Politics, Cricket, Tennis, Motor Sport, Russia and any other country you'd like to promote, holidays to Italy, Austria, Britain and any other destination across the globe, Penis Pumps, Sodomy, Beastiality, Dogs, Fitness, Recipes, Meaningless rugby stats, Morne, Victor, Meyer, Toetie, Willem Alberts, Quotas, ... and whatever other interesting topics you can come up with.

Some will get the hits your looking for ... others will pass by unnoticed.

This used to be a rugby forum.

No Longer ... so if you have something on the heart ... post it anywhere you like and we'll chat a spell.

Welcome one and all.

Forries was very much a part of rugby in the Cape...in fact I met dozens of players that played both rugby and cricket there...Doug Hopwood, Eddie Barlow, Peter Whipp,Alan Lamb, Garth Le Roux, Varkie Minn aar, Peter Kirsten, Morne Du Plessis, Steven Bruce...the list is endless...it's probably the same today. A meeting place of Newlands sportsmen...even golfers...Ernie Els.

Forries is unique and a huge part of sport in SA. I hope it's still the same today...sadly I took my missus there a few years back when on a visit but it did not feel the same but guys like Mozart will no doubt remember it back then.

 Seb made a mistake its not a lack of a sense of humour its a total lack of any sense of humour! Dense denise is totally frot!

 I used to watch Grumpy Old Men. Always liked that show. Then I found this gem of a site. Lekker norse ou ballies that frequent this place. 
I think Denny works with or did work with numbers for a living. Either that or he was a manager of some sort. Close Denny? 

Guys back then went to the Pig and Whistle.....if they were cool.

 Plum
I'm going to answer your question but I'm curious, how did you come to that conclusion?

 
Are you an accountant?

That would not surprise me at all.

Judging by Dense's servile and fawning behaviour on this board, I would have guessed his occupation as a fluffer on a g@y p0 rn set.

Does anyone else think the best possible name for a g@y p o r n movie is Lord of the Rings? 
Hahaha! Just thought I'd lighten the mood a wee bit. 

"Dense Does Dallas"

"Scary Moffie"

"Oklahomo "

 Whatever I do UrineRooi pays a helluva lot better than what you do....that's why you live in the arse end of JHB and I don't.

Not sure how this turned into a pissing-for-distance contest about who earns what but for your information, Dense, I know what you do . . . and that's why when you go on an overseas trip you go on a package tour where you are herded from one queue to the next while I pick and choose where I want to go and how long I want to stay there.

Still laughing, chump?

No . . . I didn't think so!

LMAO!

 Dense, I know what you do.....
Really?? C'mo n then lets hear it.

He is in a numbers and management position.
He manages a number of Hookers in Sydney.
Anything goes as long as it is not legal.  

Actually, jokes aside, it would be quite interesting to know what the different posters here do for a living. Although, I think half the gents here are retired. 
A quick stab at a few posters;
Rooi: Retired Author Denny: Retired ActorMoz: We already know is a retired businessmanCC: MercenaryPlum: BankerBeans: Beach bum with rich parentsMike: Retired government something or otherBluebok: International man of mystery.
Lets have some fun with this....  

bluebok, I'm not an author or writer of any sort and unfortunately I'm not retired.

Dense, do you really want me to put your Linked-In details up here?

 You really are a grumpy bunch of codgers on here. Still, funny as he'll though.
Dunno Denny, you seem like a boundaries type of person. Like a world without rules would be the end of you. And that leads me to think that numbers or management are your thing.
Apparently I'm a banker. So there you go. Or maybe he tried to type w. anker but got auto corrected :)

 LinkedIn details Huh? Is that the best you've got?....man you're a laugh....go ahead, you've made my day(night). Bwhahahaha.. ..I loom large in your life, that's what I know....you really are a insecure and weak little man to go snooping around for my personal details. Still, I'm curious to see who else is as bored and lifeless as you to be interested in someone elses's personal details. I really do bother you.

 Plum
I think Denny works with or did work with numbers for a living. Either that or he was a manager of some sort. Close Denny? 
Preach.
You're not close....you're spot-on! Damn you're good.

 Haha you being sarcastic Denny?

 Nope.

 Dammit , knew I was born to be a psychic detective :)

"Hey everyone, guess what? I make more money than Rooinek!"
"No you don't, chump."
"Oh yes I do, I'm such a big success I live in Australia and poor old Rooinek lives in Johannesburg . . . nyaah nyaah nyaah (sticks out tongue)!"
"I actually know what you do for a living, Dense."
"Wh . . . what? (The blood drains out of Dense's face) Oh no you don't! That's a lie! I loom so large in your life, you're so interested in me . . . (aside) please God don't let him know that I'm just a measly printing estimator !
"LMAO!"

 There is a slight variation in my career but in the main you are spot-on, the variation being sales although I only manage the Sydney based "Staples" account which is worth a few big $'s. It's all very interesting.

Dammit, knew I was born to be a psychic detective

"Actually, jokes aside, it would be quite interesting to know what the different posters here do for a living."
Okay, my guesses . . . I'm not guessing ou Maaik, Moffie or Dense because we know what they do/did . . .
Machiavelli: Abattoir workerABasque: StockbrokerKlown: PolicemanBaboon-ou: Zoo exhibitPlum: GeologistWardad: Used car salesmanDumb Ass: P0rn theatre janitorJust_Win: DiplomatArthur John: DentistSharkbok: SalesmanCloudy: TeacherChabal: Runs a karaoke bar

Rooinek not even close.
Guess I would now fall under semi-retired.

ex-Engineer now, a day trader.
 

AJ I thought you were a pharmacist? So what do you trade....stocks or commodities?

Mainly stocks but have dabbled in commodities as well. 
Financials and oil mostly.
Got into banking during 2009 cycle and still holding.

I used to work in sales. Now I have my own "small" company providing advertising/marketing services using PPC Advertising like Google, Facebook etc.

 Arthur, what kinda engineer?

Of course the coward Urinal will never reveal his own profession.....my guess an internet advertising salesman.

 Electrical/Telecommunications.

 Retired, copy-paster and forum cartoonist

 Retired, copy-paster and forum cartoonist

Must say you're doing a great job!

In the immortal words from Moon over Parador......you're a 'funny guy' JW.

 Of course the coward Urinal will never reveal his own profession.....my guess an internet advertising salesman professional mourner .