Welcome to the final CRAP service of the year.
Our glorious Springboks have conquered all in 2025.
Apart from a 7 point loss at Eden Park to the All Blacks and one inexplicably bad performance when the fucking Wallabies ambushed us at Ellis Park, the Springboks won every other test match they played this year, winning the Tri-Nations and going unbeaten on the EOYT. We give humble thanks to Rassie, PSdt and Sacha. Let us pray . . .
O great gods of Springbok rugby, we give thanks for our many blessings. You shone brightly on St Esterhuizen, Sacha, Steenekamp, Wilco and Nortje yesterday but as usual, it is the team gees that burns brightest.
Forgive Eben his eye-gouge, have mercy on the Servile Gimps and deliver us the RWC in 2027.
We ask this in the name of Rassie.
A-fucking-men.
This congregation has grown in number during the year but note, there are still non-believers out there . . . stupid fucking cunts aka Servile Gimps aka Mamparas . . . who are still too biased or too dumb to see the light despite all the conclusive evidence. Take pity on these egg-faced fools.
Let us sing praises. Please turn to Hymn #73 . . .
Rassie's our shepherd and our coach
He makes us Number One
On fields of green, he leads us
In our quest to Chase the Sun.
We know Siya and Pieter-Steph
Can't play in every game
But one shall come to fill that gap
And Cam shall be His name
And with that it is farewell from the Church of RooiTit And Porker for the rugby season. Have a great Bokmas and try to be kind to any sad and depressed Rassie-bashing cunts you might be unfortunate enough to encounter.
Bokke!!!
A-fucking-men.