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Classical Example of Moron Thinking

Started by clevermike5 REPLIES175 VIEWS· 23 Sept 2014, 20:00
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CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
23 Sept 2014, 20:00
#1
23 Sept 2014, 20:00#1

There is a long discussion o scrumming issues of the Springboks - and up popped the following by Mozart:-


"The Worlds stongest man is a 39 year old"   He even puts in a link to see that phenomenon.


The Mozart logic - or in this case illogic since the worlds strongest man is not a rugby player - is that since the world's strongest man is 39 years old, there is nothing wrong with Matfield's scrumming.


So here we have it in mathematical terms _


In mathematical terms - 1 + 1  =  2

Mozart's logic            -  1 + 1  =  5


So that is why Matfield wears the number  5 jersey in rugby.   


The only question is - how thick can the Mozart pl ank be????? 

CE
CeradynePro9,374 posts
23 Sept 2014, 20:24
#2
23 Sept 2014, 20:24#2
 Here is another one on maths. Jules Plisson has played more games for Stade Francais than Morne Steyn when they were both available to play, says ou Maaikie .



Note: There were two games prior to round thirteen where both Steyn and Plisson were available. Plisson started one and Steyn started the other one.
AJ
Arthur JohnPro1,748 posts
23 Sept 2014, 22:24
#3
23 Sept 2014, 22:24#3
 So thick that you will not be able to cut through it.
Useless lumber.
CE
CeradynePro9,374 posts
24 Sept 2014, 11:17
#4
24 Sept 2014, 11:17#4
Yep. As expected. Ou Maaikie starts a thread and then rides off in the sunset.


CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
24 Sept 2014, 13:17
#5
24 Sept 2014, 13:17#5
Mort so easy - anyone who thinks that Morne and matfield are Springboks are defintie morons.   
CE
CeradynePro9,374 posts
24 Sept 2014, 14:25
#6
24 Sept 2014, 14:25#6
Hahahaha. What a kak effort. Still not having the balls to talk about the difference in game time between Steyn and Plisson then, are you?


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