ClevarMika: Thou hast been smote to thy doom knave!

Avast ye scurvy seadog, me has heard tall tales about ye blab-hole. Arrrgh! To the plank with ye!

hahahahahaha! Monty not playeth the outside centre spot huh? *chuckles wildly*. well let me put that straight buddy boy, but first i oughta quote you because i dont want your stoopidz lost on all the gentlefolk that post here:

"Bonzo

I never watched a game where Monty played at 13.  In the famous Pretoria match where SA beat Australia by 63-22 - Pery played at 12 and he was magnificent in that position.   He was then moved to 15 by Mallett and was not a regular in that position in the Mallett years - went to play in Wales and was brought back by White and selected at 15.   
Playing at 13 - it just did not happen."

  

Now for the proof you are totally talking the brown stuff:

but wait theres more to this tragic tale of a vast echo chamber and the snake that dwells therein:

bwahahahahaahaha!!! I am right and i want you to repeat these words in the spirit of contrition:

"I, ClevarMika, do hereby declare - with great shame - that I am a liar and always wrong in all that I do. Gonzo, of Great and worthy fame, is my master and from this day forth I shall follow in his wake so that I may glean from his splendour bountiful wisdom, amen"

But I, not whoely without heart shall regard this as nothing more than the ramblings of a man beaten by the heavy strokes of father time. weary you have fallen from grace and brought shame upon thyself. I forgive thee mika.

PS: Monty played 6 tests at 10 under Viljoen. Monty made his debut in 1997 so was not part of the side that beat Australia in 2006! Mybe you should call yourself Gaffy Duck. Hohohohohohahahahahaha!

Endut Hoch Hech

 What is so funny Gonzo, you had him as a failed 10! Is this attack on Oom Mike an attempt to divert the focus from your own blunder? It's OK to have different opinions, but please, please show a bit of respect to your elders! You seem like a snot nose hounding Mike just for laughs. Real bully mentality from where I stand. Grow a pair man.

 yes i did have him as a failed 10. dont you remember that 2001 was not so good? man short memories man! so ill add you to the list of rebels against truth and integrity. you seem like that kid who made the leave britney aline video on youtube! hahaha! get a room yo!
and speak not of my gonzo anatomy! i happen to have three testicals and other curious things of that sort. im just blessed buddy, quit hatin on the blue of hue

 Bonzo the Apemoron
You even got the game date wrong.  The test against Australia was in 1997 and was in Pretoria - where Frik du Preez had to intervene with the crowd and called on them to support the Springboks - yet your club of Moron Bulls Supporters boo-ed Monty playing at 12 until he scored a try originating from near the Springbok 22 from a quick line out throw-in.  Momty ran through the whole Aussie side and scored one of the best tries I have ever seen.   For the record the flyhalf that day was Honibal - dimwit.  
Du Plessis - a brave coach who said that the big failure of the Springboks were not being able to score tries because of dimwit rugby was the coach who select that team.  Viljoen was not the coach in 1997 in any test series - you even got that one wrong.    Mallett was appointed as coach after Du Plessis was wrongfully sacked and that test was the start of the 17 run of consequent wins by the Springbok team.   You  absolute moron.    I do not know where you got that list from om amy event - proibably from Wikipdia .   There is no doubt in my mind that  Monty that day wore the number 12 jersey.         
What a bloody fool we have here - he does not know anything about rugby.    
      

 Bonzo your hipocrasy stinks.

You're being frightfully vulgar Seedy Gonzoless...3 did you say...how odd....just as well Noel Coward was before you....and that you didn't live in Kent 'cause no doubt he would have composed a witty ditty about that snout of yours....haha...

 Mike, are you saying Monty never played at 13 for the Boks?

Montgomery never played at 12, he recieved his first international caps as a 13. He also initially played for the Stormers or perhaps it was WP in the curry cup as a 13. 
He has played flyhalf for the Boks, fullback, outside centre, and I believe even some games as a wing- but never a 12. He is not physical enough for an inside centre. 
When he started he was actually not physical enough for anything, and he then bulked up on creatine.
Before he bulked up his attacking game was sublime. He was maybe the most fleet footed rugby player I have ever seen, with a step that could avoid tackles even if the game was held in a telephone booth. He was like a Christian Cullen, but he lost some of that ability after bulking up.

Correct, he only played outside and never inside...July '97 he played o/s centre for the Boks against the Br Lions...cannot remember what position when played at first team at SACS...flyhalf I think. Classical case how some players can come of age once they find their niche.

Correct, he only played outside and never inside...July '97 he played o/s centre for the Boks against the Br Lions...cannot remember what position when played at first team at SACS...flyhalf I think. Classical case how some players can come of age once they find there niche.

 Yeah, I just wanted Mike to know there are videos on Youtube that will prove him wrong - including one of the long range try from the quick lineout against Australia where Monty is quite clearly wearing a #13 jumper.

Mike you have been exposed and your lover DbbDraad cant save you! I knee you would lie mika, never fail to disappoint. and also i never said viljoen was coach in 97 i clearly stated 2001 in tge post directly above yours, hahahaha! cant even read either! bwahahahaha!!!! just as you wipe the egg off another splat comes along. your too funny mika. what a gal!
Draad where are you when mika singles out other posters calling them out as morons? yeah one eyed to the end. got the gall to call me hipocrite hahahahaha!

 Marcus "rock me Amadeus" still in full swing I see. A cowardly cur who ran from Supersupporter, still a little ankle biting doos. Nothing changes.

 Gonzo, you are a coward. You have some valid rugby points, but you fck it up by showing your bias. I don't agree with Mike much, but at least he is a honest poster. You have been posting under a few nics on here and every time you gets backed into a corner, you start a new nic. Moerse! Vlag, Mozard and kie, you have been entertaining this arsehole for as long as he has been on here, yet you call all the BS of some of the other posters. Double standards I say, Etzebeth over rated, Brendon Venter is an idiot and Percy was a failed FH. Gonzo, you are a fraud and I won't be surprised if you disappear like like's Sun Tzu when called out. 
Liar...Liar,,,Arsehole!!!!

 Klop Stew!!!!

 Sharkbok the size you hrt from creatine is water absorbtion, not muscle. but creatine does help you recover and get a few extra reps in thw gym. atp increase. but yeah he bulked up a hell of a lot. true about his pace going but his positional play made up for that.

 Sure Bonzo, we believe you!

 Draad is this the stu of kamp ss?

 oh boy whatever man ivw never been here before so thats all there is to that buddy but hey believe what you want. and one thing mike isnt is honest! hahahahaha!  i love how desperate you are getting vecause you sre so damn bitter but you are hanging on by the skin of your buttt with this redivulous allegations that have no basis!

 Kom nou ouens. Ou Gonzo is not so bad - just likes to call a spade a spade. He looks to me like a drain surgeon with that pump on his shoulder, hopefully on his way to suck all the kka from Ludicrous & co.

 I don't know Beeno, I'll ask him.

Bonzo the Apemporon.
I may have been wrong with the position Monty played in - but he at least did play.  You have fouled up worse.  You said that Viljoen was the coach, while he never once coached the Springboks in any game played in 1997.
You went bananas about Monty at 13 and said he fouled up - yet he scored one of the best tries ever at Loftus Versveld.   
Your knowledge of player performances is abysmal and your bias absolute BS.   But then you rate players like Morne and Dransie - players who failed miserably in 2014 and want them in the Springbok team - so that is the joke of the centry    

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August 23, 2014, 12:20:26 Bonzo the Apemporon.
I may have been wrong with the position Monty played in

Mike, he did not say Viljoen was the coach in 1997. He said Monty played 6 games at flyhalf under Viljoen, and made his debut in 1997. Those are two separate statements.

You are coming across as a dishonest person now. Refusing to own up to making a mistake (it's not a case of MAY have been wrong, you WERE wrong), and fabricating mistakes for others to play down your own embarrassment.

And of course then you drag Morne and Frans Steyn into the discussion again. What a mess.

 Ou Maaikie will drag his pethates into a di scussion about the situation in Iraq if you're not carefull. 

 another lie mika i never went bananas about him playing 13 . i just said that he DID play 13. hahahaha! my gripe was with him ar 10 and hiw he vame back at 15. again i never went bananas it judt a list of players who failed at 10 and ended up being fulkbacks in thr rbd. you coukd have just read what i said and accepted it but you called me names before making a complete titty of yourself in a series of mistakes. why? i dont think your as thick as some say but you are way too eager to indult people and sling mud when you dont hear what you like and dont keep track if what you are saying. the pouint of this thread was to highlight that issue. be more honest boet! its not your opinion thats offensive its how you lie and sling mud.