RORooinek
Captain18,117 posts
RORooinekCaptain18,117 posts
20 May 2019, 10:55#4
They actually have a word for straight people in Cape Town . . . they call them "tourists".

sharkbok
Captain23,251 posts

sharkbokCaptain23,251 posts
20 May 2019, 11:19#5
The Crusaders players asked why the Stormer fans dress up like sissy versions of super hero's. This whole Superhero concept for local derbies was all down to the Stormer fans wanting to dress up like their rugby heroes......... It started when Vermeulen was at the Stormers, but when he left to the Bulls, things got worse.
RORooinek
Captain18,117 posts
RORooinekCaptain18,117 posts
20 May 2019, 11:28#6
Maybe a small majority of Stompies fans dress up like sissies because of the whole super-hero kit thing but Cape Town okes like to dress up in tights and capes anyway.

sharkbok
Captain23,251 posts

sharkbokCaptain23,251 posts
20 May 2019, 12:23#8
Hopefully, Jesus returns before Folau retires, as his Australian contract is now officially terminated.
Maybe Folau could play for the Jesus invitational Saved XV - a renegade Barbarians style of reborn again people.
RORooinek
Captain18,117 posts
RORooinekCaptain18,117 posts
20 May 2019, 12:49#9
They could play against the Authgortvtarvan Fascists XV.
I'm not actually sure what an Authgortvtarvan Fascist is but they don' t sound very nice!
RORooinek
Captain18,117 posts
RORooinekCaptain18,117 posts
21 May 2019, 21:18#21
Don't think Michaelhouse was the worst. Have you ever met anyone from Maritzburg College? Don't think I've met a single Maritzburg College old boy that wasn't a screaming queen who just wanted to chug on the root.
Some schools just have that effect on the boys.
RORooinek
Captain18,117 posts
RORooinekCaptain18,117 posts
21 May 2019, 22:00#22
I actually have a friend whose cousin' s best mate knows some old queen from Maritzburg College who was so desperate to prove to everyone that he wasn't gay that he went and married one of those Russian mail-order brides . . . only to later find out (to his secret but great delight) that he'd married a transvestite.
That's the kind of weird and coincidental love story that sometimes makes me wonder if there isn't a god after all.
MOMozart
Captain49,914 posts
MOMozartCaptain49,914 posts
21 May 2019, 22:13#23
You have a friend, whose cousin's best mate vouches for this story....hahahaha.

sharkbok
Captain23,251 posts

sharkbokCaptain23,251 posts
21 May 2019, 23:07#24
I doubt SubsastialBull even played rugby. A choir boy that was a bitch to the tail gunners at whatever school was unfortunate to have him... He is also a closet Stormers supporter..
RORooinek
Captain18,117 posts
RORooinekCaptain18,117 posts
22 May 2019, 07:09#25
"You have a friend, whose cousin's best mate vouches for this story....hahahaha."
Whoooooooosh!!!
22 May 2019, 07:50#27
Listen poefters, you cowardly scumbags,you can insult me as much as you like, but leave my family out of it especially my wife...one thing for sure you talk the biggest amount of shit, you and the Snark with the amount of crap could fill a sewerage tank. My wife is drop dead beautiful and you are inferring that she was is a whore...no we met by accident and I've been married 2 times before...20 years later and going strong.If you said that to my face I would send you both I can guarantee to hospital for 6 month. No I'm not boasting...I played rugby and cricket and did boxing when young at SACS..
Incidentally, by the way, liars...MC turned out Butch James, Joel Stransky, Keith Oxlee, Jesse Kriel, Kevin Petersen, Jackie Mc Glew to name a few.
Sir Quentin Smythe VC and many soldiers, airmen and naval men that died in WW1 and WW2., not to mention, Korea, Boer War (on both sides), Border and Rhodesian war. We were the toughest and best...our 1st XV was undefeated for nearly 10 years at one stage.
RORooinek
Captain18,117 posts
RORooinekCaptain18,117 posts
22 May 2019, 08:46#30
So hang on . . . I mentioned a gay old ex Maritzburg College queen who married a Russian transvestite and Tit here immediately gets all defensive because . . . ummmm . . . he thinks I'm referring to him?
Wow!
Anything you'd like to share with us, Tit? On second thoughts . . . no thanks . . . but that was a very interesting and very telling reaction indeed!
As for Maritzburg College, you can run off as many names as you like, but it doesn't change the fact that whenever a bunch of guys get together . . . around the braai or watching rugby or whatever . . . and one of the guys mentions the fact that he went to MC, everyone else immediately runs for nearest wall and stands with his back firmly against it.
A bunch of simpering little sissy-boys who think the regular rogerings they received from the masters was normal.

sharkbok
Captain23,251 posts

sharkbokCaptain23,251 posts
22 May 2019, 09:46#33
The Maritzburg old girl who used to bat on the wrong side.. A cheerleader that used to box...The parable of the Michael House boy - was actually what happened to SubstantialBull
Cowboys don't cry SubstantialBull. Dust yourself off, and get back on the saddle...
BEBeeno1
Captain40,032 posts
BEBeeno1Captain40,032 posts
22 May 2019, 21:06#37
Cloudy my very dearest lady you are so lovIng you would prefer somebody not to hear very Important truth than have them offended. The preachIng of the gospel Is descrIbed In the bIble as an offence. Just about every bIble truth Is an offence to somebody. God hImself accordIng to some here Is the worst of sInners as we have seen when they reach theIr peak In raIlIng agaInst God.Very well known story about the woman caught In adultery. "Let he among you cast the fIrst stone". Great InsIght here Jesus excluded HImself as he had a rIght to judge of course. So precIse wIth HIs words.But the whole poInt was beIng the judge. How many tImes has It been explaIned that Folau, and even the much malIgned Beeno, are not judgIng but poIntIng out what the scrIptures say about the matter.Surely that Is not too hard for you to understand dearest Cloudster.
BEBeeno1
Captain40,032 posts
BEBeeno1Captain40,032 posts
22 May 2019, 21:06#38
Cloudy my very dearest lady you are so lovIng you would prefer somebody not to hear very Important truth than have them offended. The preachIng of the gospel Is descrIbed In the bIble as an offence. Just about every bIble truth Is an offence to somebody. God hImself accordIng to some here Is the worst of sInners as we have seen when they reach theIr peak In raIlIng agaInst God.Very well known story about the woman caught In adultery. "Let he among you cast the fIrst stone". Great InsIght here Jesus excluded HImself as he had a rIght to judge of course. So precIse wIth HIs words.But the whole poInt was beIng the judge. How many tImes has It been explaIned that Folau, and even the much malIgned Beeno, are not judgIng but poIntIng out what the scrIptures say about the matter.Surely that Is not too hard for you to understand dearest Cloudster.