Dave.....

just wondering where you're at with a coaching career?

About at the same point you are with a personality..........who said anything about a coaching career old wise one.......you seem to have me confused with someone else?

Or is it just your stupidity shining through?  

 Actually, you the wise one......afterall you the one telling us we're ignorant. Not so?

But that aside, I'm just wondering why a World Authority would spend so much time and effort, frothing at the mouth ekse on a meaningless message board instead of taking your abundance of knowledge and putting it to good use where it matters.

It's just a question.

Ah Denise, you will find that I have a really lovely voice and am awesome on the drums, so instead of the career in rugby, its rock star I am after.

Do you fancy becoming one of my groupies.......that way you might just get a shag given how fucking ugly you are? You could join the Dave fan club?

I can send you some details? 

Wait on, thought you advertised yourself as being fixated with rugby and pretty women.......what's with the drums?

Dearie me Dave, correct me if I'm wrong but didn't you once brag that you were going to be your mate Hawes's assistant coach?

Nope Denise I said nothing of a sort......but feel free to prove me wrong.........my guess is that you are too fuckng stupid to do that?

So Hawies is my friend is he? Wow

Drums? Geez you are thick   

 Wait on, is Hawes your close friend?...yes or no?

No ducking....just answer the question.

 Good, glad we've cleared that one up, I do plead guilty to half listening to him, but then I did ask....not so?

Is there any truth about him boasting about being an assistant coach to his mate....?

the mate I believe who deserted him...I might add.

 Tx 'Logic, I do remember that smug little punchline "watch this space"...he'll probably start calling us liars, never you mind,  perhaps we should ask Vlagman to drag out that post, Vlaggie is pretty damn good at that sort of thing.

and oh BTW (To the rescue) will be here shortly

Just heard the news that my mate Peter Engledow is off to act as head coach of Griquas for the Vodacom Cup next season while new Griquas head coach Hawie Fourie acts as assistant coach for the Cheetahs in next years S15.

I am so gutted to see Pete going, he has made his mark with my sons school side but has been offered the opportunity of a lifetime and after over 10 years here in England, he is returning home.

The boys are still to hear the news that their treasured coach is leaving for greener pastures having just coached them to victory in the school'sannual rugby festival, the most prestigious schools rugby festival in the UK. They were unbeaten in 7 games.

Pete will be the Griquas assistant coach in next years CC. We have had many braai's at mine and often put the rugby world to right......what a great guy and what an opportunity........but a sad, sad loss to those that know him here. Zelda, his wife will be happy they are going home, she has been homesick of late given they have two small boys and no other family out here.

I have told him I expect a call in a few years once he has made his mark......Saffex and Pete to coach the Boks......watch this space!!!!

So watching this space means I am going to be returning to SA to join Pete as a coach does it?

Fuck me Denise, I know Chicken shit is fucking stupid and does not comprehend the basics, do I need to add you to that list?

 Well there you go.....my line of questioning proves to be fair.

So Dave, have you heard from Pete since his started with Griquas?

What part of the !!!!!! do you not get you stupid idiots.......!!!! means I'm joking.......we have gone over this very point some many months back

Pete and I are in constant contact, but thanks for asking

So Denise or Vlagshit for that matter, kindly point out where I have said that I am going to join Pete as a coach you thick pricks?  

 PSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTT are you there Davey Boy??

Stop barking and puleeez......just answer the question.

 davey boy, Davey Boy., davey boy...you just don't get it do you? Here I am busting my you know what to encourage you to unleash your fountain of knowledge on the rugby world only for you to tell me I'm a thick %86686 P&^%.

Shame on you Davey Boy.

Do you suffer from a lack of self esteem?

Seriously now, you've had us believe you're MrFixit...did I hear someone say MrFu%% ....hey, hey none of that....back to the point Davey Boy......back to the point.....don't you want to unleash the gift of coaching that you're blessed with?

Or is it better to bark on here trying to convince everyone that you do know something about rugby? Huh?

 'logic, what a load of crud that exclamation mark turned out to be, you're not wrong. but even if I did miss something that isn't worth noting you'd have to say Davey Boy has nothing....no friend in Pete, no coaching career, no rugby nous.....

Davey Boy you poor thing....where did it all go sour on you?

Spot on Boklogic

The lies.... they are a coming quick and fast

Oh boy poor Denise.....you feeling a little stupid now as your little attempt at well who knows what.......has fallen flat on its face

A suggestion for next time, do some research, get your facts straight before trying one on me......I am way our of your league......you are cannon fodder at best.

Don't cry though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 So get this, Pete the "close mate" and his family troughs himself on a regular basis at Davey Boys place...regular basis ekse....in the meantime he lands himself a coaching contract and doesn't bother to tell his "close friebd" Davet Boy that he's making a life changing career move back to South Africa!!

Both rugby nuts....so called close friends.....but not a whisper while he stuffs another pork chop down his throat at Davet Boys expense for the umpteenth time.

Mind you, there is no mention of davet Boy being invited to Pete's pad.

Denise you are really starting to irritate me now. There is nothing worse that some ignorant prick sitting on the other side of the world telling me what did or did not happen in my life……so kindly explain how you reached the conclusion that Pete never told me he was moving back to SA to take up the post at Griquas?????

Come on fuckwit, explain that one……but just a little warning, you are once again going to be exposed for the real prick that you are