I read somehwere that you have intentions of settling in SA to take up a coaching position ...is that correct? Also, do have ambitions of coaching the Boks?
Captain12,893 posts
20 May 2014, 15:10
#1
20 May 2014, 15:10#1
Dave....
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Pro1,978 posts
20 May 2014, 15:23
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20 May 2014, 15:23#2
Ha ha ha ha ha ha fuck no!!!!!!He picked his son at 10 and the podgy bugger couldnt slot one from 22m out!
We will see the resurrection of Elton Jantjies alongside a whole lot of average in Taute and JJ...
We will see the resurrection of Elton Jantjies alongside a whole lot of average in Taute and JJ...
Captain30,741 posts
20 May 2014, 16:08
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20 May 2014, 16:08#3
No Denny, not sure where you got that from.........there is no way in hell I would go back to SA.
Seems some clowns have clung onto my joke that because a mate of mine is coaching Griquas and has ambitions as a coach, that by association I am going to join him, despite the fact that he has said that he would love me to join him at some point in the future if he progresses, that is just not something I would ever entertain..........I jokingly said on here, because of the above.......for people to watch this space.......given how profoundly stupid Chicken is, he has of course taken this as gospel.........go figure!!
Captain12,893 posts
20 May 2014, 16:20
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20 May 2014, 16:20#4
No problem.
Come to Sydney instead, it's autumn but you wouldn't believe it, we've had 10 straight days in the mid twenties.
Captain30,741 posts
20 May 2014, 16:22
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20 May 2014, 16:22#5
No Denny, I love the UK, its home away from home
Captain12,893 posts
20 May 2014, 16:31
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20 May 2014, 16:31#6
Naaah, you can't beat our beaches, sunshine and seafood. hahahaha
Captain30,741 posts
20 May 2014, 16:44
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20 May 2014, 16:44#7
Very true........although there are some nice beaches in Cornwall.........but the sunshine is lacking and I'm no fan of seafood......unless its battered cod and chips!!
Pro4,378 posts
20 May 2014, 16:50
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20 May 2014, 16:50#8
You see, Denny.......Saffex is now a " True Brit "........he's a Cod and Chips man....ha ha ha ha !!! There's no going back for him now
Captain30,741 posts
20 May 2014, 16:57
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20 May 2014, 16:57#9
No Becs give a steak anyday
Pro4,378 posts
20 May 2014, 17:00
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20 May 2014, 17:00#10
You eat what you want, Saffex.
It's none of my business !!!
It's none of my business !!!
Captain40,032 posts
20 May 2014, 17:18
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20 May 2014, 17:18#11
Only eat a little less lest Moz gets on your case!Only come back if we get a good sound government.
Pro9,905 posts
20 May 2014, 17:55
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20 May 2014, 17:55#12
In other words ... stay where you are, Stupid!!
Captain49,914 posts
20 May 2014, 17:56
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20 May 2014, 17:56#13
"A" steak Dave....only one? Open up your eyes man, there are two sides to every bool. How's the body mass these days?
Pro9,905 posts
20 May 2014, 18:56
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20 May 2014, 18:56#14
You shriveled up old fart ... hows the turkey neck coming on?
Does it wobble when you swallow?
Captain49,914 posts
20 May 2014, 19:04
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20 May 2014, 19:04#15
Ag ou pan kop, I have to give you credit for putting a brave face on your handicap.
Pro1,978 posts
21 May 2014, 15:25
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21 May 2014, 15:25#16
Dave, when exactly did your mate tell you this bullshit story about working alongside him?? Was it just a dream because reality is, he said much less to you before he departed..Actually less than less..He said fuck all!! He boarded that plane and you had no idea.
Perhaps he forgot to say goodbye to his "best friend!" It happens...Nah...Nah it doesn't!! He was just like 90% of this board and couldn't stand you either..
Perhaps he forgot to say goodbye to his "best friend!" It happens...Nah...Nah it doesn't!! He was just like 90% of this board and couldn't stand you either..
Captain30,741 posts
21 May 2014, 16:09
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21 May 2014, 16:09#17
Chicken shit how's that 'fought' coming along......you and the boyfriend settling in nicely........ bwahaaaahaaaaaa
What a stupid prick
Pro1,978 posts
21 May 2014, 16:15
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21 May 2014, 16:15#18
Error in typing all you got Searle? Come on bro..U used to be a whole lot more fun..Never any match but a whole lot more fun nonetheless!
Captain30,741 posts
21 May 2014, 16:30
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21 May 2014, 16:30#19
So Chickenshit how the hell do you explain an error in typing with 'fought' vs 'fort' you ignorant twat?
As for anything else you come up with, you are not worth the effort.......I just loved your little lie........but be sure to try worm your way out of it........start explaining little man
LIAR
Pro1,978 posts
21 May 2014, 16:40
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21 May 2014, 16:40#20
Dave...Did I not explain to you last night that I was meant to write fort but I wrote fought by mistake. I was clearly not thinking at the time..My mistake..It happens..What more must I say?? You wana put me up on the witness stand and ask gerrie Nel to question me as to why I spelled it wrong?? Whats the big deal..Have you never spelled anything wrong? Is this an english exam?
Whats with the diversion?? U got nothing do you David??
Whats with the diversion?? U got nothing do you David??
Pro1,978 posts
21 May 2014, 16:40
#21
21 May 2014, 16:40#21
Dave...Did I not explain to you last night that I was meant to write fort but I wrote fought by mistake. I was clearly not thinking at the time..My mistake..It happens..What more must I say?? You wana put me up on the witness stand and ask gerrie Nel to question me as to why I spelled it wrong?? Whats the big deal..Have you never spelled anything wrong? Is this an english exam?
Whats with the diversion?? U got nothing do you David??
Whats with the diversion?? U got nothing do you David??
Pro1,978 posts
21 May 2014, 16:40
#22
21 May 2014, 16:40#22
Dave...Did I not explain to you last night that I was meant to write fort but I wrote fought by mistake. I was clearly not thinking at the time..My mistake..It happens..What more must I say?? You wana put me up on the witness stand and ask gerrie Nel to question me as to why I spelled it wrong?? Whats the big deal..Have you never spelled anything wrong? Is this an english exam?
Whats with the diversion?? U got nothing do you David??
Whats with the diversion?? U got nothing do you David??
Pro1,978 posts
21 May 2014, 16:40
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21 May 2014, 16:40#23
Dave...Did I not explain to you last night that I was meant to write fort but I wrote fought by mistake. I was clearly not thinking at the time..My mistake..It happens..What more must I say?? You wana put me up on the witness stand and ask gerrie Nel to question me as to why I spelled it wrong?? Whats the big deal..Have you never spelled anything wrong? Is this an english exam?
Whats with the diversion?? U got nothing do you David??
Whats with the diversion?? U got nothing do you David??
Pro1,978 posts
21 May 2014, 16:40
#24
21 May 2014, 16:40#24
Dave...Did I not explain to you last night that I was meant to write fort but I wrote fought by mistake. I was clearly not thinking at the time..My mistake..It happens..What more must I say?? You wana put me up on the witness stand and ask gerrie Nel to question me as to why I spelled it wrong?? Whats the big deal..Have you never spelled anything wrong? Is this an english exam?
Whats with the diversion?? U got nothing do you David??
Whats with the diversion?? U got nothing do you David??
Pro1,978 posts
21 May 2014, 16:40
#25
21 May 2014, 16:40#25
Dave...Did I not explain to you last night that I was meant to write fort but I wrote fought by mistake. I was clearly not thinking at the time..My mistake..It happens..What more must I say?? You wana put me up on the witness stand and ask gerrie Nel to question me as to why I spelled it wrong?? Whats the big deal..Have you never spelled anything wrong? Is this an english exam?
Whats with the diversion?? U got nothing do you David??
Whats with the diversion?? U got nothing do you David??
Pro1,978 posts
21 May 2014, 16:40
#26
21 May 2014, 16:40#26
Dave...Did I not explain to you last night that I was meant to write fort but I wrote fought by mistake. I was clearly not thinking at the time..My mistake..It happens..What more must I say?? You wana put me up on the witness stand and ask gerrie Nel to question me as to why I spelled it wrong?? Whats the big deal..Have you never spelled anything wrong? Is this an english exam?
Whats with the diversion?? U got nothing do you David??
Whats with the diversion?? U got nothing do you David??
Pro1,978 posts
21 May 2014, 16:40
#27
21 May 2014, 16:40#27
Dave...Did I not explain to you last night that I was meant to write fort but I wrote fought by mistake. I was clearly not thinking at the time..My mistake..It happens..What more must I say?? You wana put me up on the witness stand and ask gerrie Nel to question me as to why I spelled it wrong?? Whats the big deal..Have you never spelled anything wrong? Is this an english exam?
Whats with the diversion?? U got nothing do you David??
Whats with the diversion?? U got nothing do you David??
Pro1,978 posts
21 May 2014, 16:40
#28
21 May 2014, 16:40#28
Dave...Did I not explain to you last night that I was meant to write fort but I wrote fought by mistake. I was clearly not thinking at the time..My mistake..It happens..What more must I say?? You wana put me up on the witness stand and ask gerrie Nel to question me as to why I spelled it wrong?? Whats the big deal..Have you never spelled anything wrong? Is this an english exam?
Whats with the diversion?? U got nothing do you David??
Whats with the diversion?? U got nothing do you David??
Pro1,978 posts
21 May 2014, 16:40
#29
21 May 2014, 16:40#29
Pro1,978 posts
21 May 2014, 16:40
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21 May 2014, 16:40#30
Dave...Did I not explain to you last night that I was meant to write fort but I wrote fought by mistake. I was clearly not thinking at the time..My mistake..It happens..What more must I say?? You wana put me up on the witness stand and ask gerrie Nel to question me as to why I spelled it wrong?? Whats the big deal..Have you never spelled anything wrong? Is this an english exam?
Whats with the diversion?? U got nothing do you David?? U used to be a lot more fun!
Whats with the diversion?? U got nothing do you David?? U used to be a lot more fun!
Pro4,378 posts
21 May 2014, 16:48
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21 May 2014, 16:48#31
Blimey.......Misnomer Boy really has lost the plot this time !!!
Captain30,741 posts
21 May 2014, 16:49
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21 May 2014, 16:49#32
Chickenshit.......it had stuff all to do with a mistake and everything to do with how bloody thick you are......typo my arse.......you are so bloody thick that you can't even differentiate between 'fought' and 'fort' and you want me to spend time answering the ignorant shit you scribe about rugby.......are you serious? Oh, by the way, d o you need me to explain the word 'differentiate' to you?
Why would I waste my time with a clown who's IQ is less than the number that makes up a standard rugby squad?
Pro1,978 posts
22 May 2014, 02:13
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22 May 2014, 02:13#33
Becs, u seen a dick yet or u still just a fly on saffex shit?? He doesn't wana mount u Becs!! Get that into ur thick skull!
Yeah Dave. I am thick just like the rest who disagree with u. Blah blah blah. Hey, I wouldn't mind having an iq of the number u select in a squad. U do think we can select a couple hundred players!
Yeah Dave. I am thick just like the rest who disagree with u. Blah blah blah. Hey, I wouldn't mind having an iq of the number u select in a squad. U do think we can select a couple hundred players!
Pro4,378 posts
22 May 2014, 15:16
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22 May 2014, 15:16#34
Misnomer boy.......yet again being " crass " ? Who was is accusing others of such a thing ? And you just can't stop opening your big fat mouth ( or typing finger in this instance ) and the thing you accuse others of doing just spills on out, doesn't it ? You see, not only have you lost the plot completely.....you're also a raving hypocrite and totally stupid. But we all knew that, didn't we ?
I just want to know, indulge me if you will.....what happened to the premise that you and Saffex would be potential drinking buddies and go out on the town to have some fun, like you were saying the other week ? You know, when you actually realised it's you people don't like much so you'd try and join in with everyone else because they were all getting along quite nicely for a change ?
Saffex spurned you're advances again, didn't he ? And now you're following him around the board like a crazy stalker trying to get attention at every turn.....I mean just look at this thread ! How many times do we have the same post ? So desperate to get that on here, weren't you ? And it was neither amusing nor illuminating. Pretty disappointing really
To answer your unpleasant and juvenile question, yeah I have seen more than one penis. They're not very attractive things, Misnomer Boy. Maybe they hold more of a thrill for you to look at ? That really is your business but, as I have said, as you grow up and become a man, you will find that this obsession with sex and these constant urges will wane. I hope that one day soon you will get a little relief from all this, excuse the pun.
And you'll learn to stop using terms like " mount " etc to describe the sexual act. you'll get over the embarrasment of talking about these things....but you'll realise there is a time and a place.
Good luck with all that
I just want to know, indulge me if you will.....what happened to the premise that you and Saffex would be potential drinking buddies and go out on the town to have some fun, like you were saying the other week ? You know, when you actually realised it's you people don't like much so you'd try and join in with everyone else because they were all getting along quite nicely for a change ?
Saffex spurned you're advances again, didn't he ? And now you're following him around the board like a crazy stalker trying to get attention at every turn.....I mean just look at this thread ! How many times do we have the same post ? So desperate to get that on here, weren't you ? And it was neither amusing nor illuminating. Pretty disappointing really
To answer your unpleasant and juvenile question, yeah I have seen more than one penis. They're not very attractive things, Misnomer Boy. Maybe they hold more of a thrill for you to look at ? That really is your business but, as I have said, as you grow up and become a man, you will find that this obsession with sex and these constant urges will wane. I hope that one day soon you will get a little relief from all this, excuse the pun.
And you'll learn to stop using terms like " mount " etc to describe the sexual act. you'll get over the embarrasment of talking about these things....but you'll realise there is a time and a place.
Good luck with all that
Pro1,978 posts
22 May 2014, 17:09
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22 May 2014, 17:09#35
Good ol boring Becs with her usual dribble. Please don't accuse anyone of stalking or following saffex around when the only time I have the pleasure of engaging with you on here is when you snooping around saffex trying to defend him. What don't u get?? You are always just gona be "that girl!" Keep it up though, maybe one day he will be drunk enough to mount u as we do know he loves the sauce!
I feel the word "mount" best describes the act of love making with you as we have already established that you are a regular, unattractive and crass pommie bird. Par for the course really and we don't need any justification from u. The fact that a wee fat man like saffex that can measure his height with a ruler is not interested in you.
Sarcasm is obviously not your forte! Do you really think having a drink with saffex appeals to me? I have a clear picture of what that is like. A meek little can't say boo to a ghost man in the flesh that is a tiger online. Everyone who has had the displeasure of joining him for a drink now think very little of the man. You must have missed the part where I said my fist and his nose will be best connections. Ask saffex what a "connection" is when referenced by a saffa. I will give you a clue. A connection says goodbye before returning home after landing his dream coaching job. A connection does not just up an go. That is no connection!
Lastly, my immature and juvenile sex comments somehow always seem to bring you down to my level and extract lengthy paragraphs so I part you with this. Go fuck yourself Becs!
Good luck with all that :-)
I feel the word "mount" best describes the act of love making with you as we have already established that you are a regular, unattractive and crass pommie bird. Par for the course really and we don't need any justification from u. The fact that a wee fat man like saffex that can measure his height with a ruler is not interested in you.
Sarcasm is obviously not your forte! Do you really think having a drink with saffex appeals to me? I have a clear picture of what that is like. A meek little can't say boo to a ghost man in the flesh that is a tiger online. Everyone who has had the displeasure of joining him for a drink now think very little of the man. You must have missed the part where I said my fist and his nose will be best connections. Ask saffex what a "connection" is when referenced by a saffa. I will give you a clue. A connection says goodbye before returning home after landing his dream coaching job. A connection does not just up an go. That is no connection!
Lastly, my immature and juvenile sex comments somehow always seem to bring you down to my level and extract lengthy paragraphs so I part you with this. Go fuck yourself Becs!
Good luck with all that :-)
sharkbok
Captain23,295 posts
Captain23,295 posts
22 May 2014, 17:30
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22 May 2014, 17:30#36
The Becs an Boklogic battles are allways entertaining!
Pro1,978 posts
22 May 2014, 18:08
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22 May 2014, 18:08#37
You know Sharkbok, I am starting to think she enjoys this way too much! I think she loves it when I mention sex. Gets her going a bit me thinks.
Captain30,741 posts
23 May 2014, 00:50
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23 May 2014, 00:50#38
Geez how stupid is this Chickenshit? The fact that Becs ties him in knots is one thing but now I see this raving idiot has concluded that by Pete not telling us he was leaving before the rugby festival has been equated to Pete not saying goodbye to me......bwhaahaaaaa
Vok, Chicken......do you have a brain.......there is a big difference between Pete not wanting to upset and derail the prospects of his rugby side leading up to their festival by announcing his departure and Pete leaving the UK two weeks after the festival, having informed us all of his departure after the rugby festival.
I not only said goodbye to Pete, we gave him a great send off, he watched the CC final with me and his parting shot was leaving his motorbike for my son.
You have this wonderful knack of making things up about facts you know fuck all about - grow up man, this is an adults world - leave Harry Potter at home you fuckwit
Pro1,978 posts
23 May 2014, 01:15
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23 May 2014, 01:15#39
Dave, that passage reeks of bullshit..The man fucked off without so much as a murmur your way. He never left the bike for your podgy son..He just didnt wana see you before he left so he thought it best to write the bike off and just leave it there! Small price to pay not to have you hanging onto his suitcase or worse yet, trying to talk rugby with him..He honestly became dumber for it!
Becs tie me in knots?? Ha ha yeah, righto davo!
Only thing Becs wants tied in knots is your's and her legs! Dave, if you want her to get over you, give it to her just once..It has worked a charm on every other lady that has had the misfortune of bedding you!
Becs tie me in knots?? Ha ha yeah, righto davo!
Only thing Becs wants tied in knots is your's and her legs! Dave, if you want her to get over you, give it to her just once..It has worked a charm on every other lady that has had the misfortune of bedding you!
Pro4,378 posts
23 May 2014, 01:16
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23 May 2014, 01:16#40
I think irony really is not a strong point of yours, my little Munchkin, Misnomer Boy ( then again, we've already concluded that you don't have any strong points, haven't we ? ! Except being a total and utter twit. But that's just an accident of birth or something...you can't take credit for that. Or maybe you can, you've clearly worked at it over the years ) You accuse me of not getting sarcasm ??????? Hmmmmmmm.........ok, I'll leave it at that !!!
And yet again, accusations of crassness from the child obsessed by sex. Oh you have to love that ! The boy who can only engage in conversation with a female he disagrees with by calling her names and a prostitute. Yep, here we have it. Back to irony ( and rank stupidity once more ! )
You see, my lovely, you really don't get it, do you ? No ? Still don't ? Didn't think so !
Nope, you really are that stalker. You can try to deflect things back onto me as much as you like, make all sorts of comments about my appearance, how I want to have sex with Saffex etc etc but really, it's all about you, isn't it ? Oooooh getting a bit Freudian here.....now what would he have to say about that ? That you're using me to represent you're perceived inadequacies ( I already have them, we know that, they're well documented ) and low self-worth ? That you really do want to be Saffex's friend and lover ? Oh Misnomer Boy.....my heart goes out to you Oh hang on a minute, no it doesn't
You just can't work out that two people of the opposite sex can be friends, can you ? I pity that, really I do. I'm also not in the market for stuff like that, even if Saffex did fancy me, which he most certainly does not. I don't think you understand the nature of disability and illness and that's sad too.
I think you've also missed that I've been having a few intere sting discussions about the England Tour to NZ.
And yet again, accusations of crassness from the child obsessed by sex. Oh you have to love that ! The boy who can only engage in conversation with a female he disagrees with by calling her names and a prostitute. Yep, here we have it. Back to irony ( and rank stupidity once more ! )
You see, my lovely, you really don't get it, do you ? No ? Still don't ? Didn't think so !
Nope, you really are that stalker. You can try to deflect things back onto me as much as you like, make all sorts of comments about my appearance, how I want to have sex with Saffex etc etc but really, it's all about you, isn't it ? Oooooh getting a bit Freudian here.....now what would he have to say about that ? That you're using me to represent you're perceived inadequacies ( I already have them, we know that, they're well documented ) and low self-worth ? That you really do want to be Saffex's friend and lover ? Oh Misnomer Boy.....my heart goes out to you Oh hang on a minute, no it doesn't
You just can't work out that two people of the opposite sex can be friends, can you ? I pity that, really I do. I'm also not in the market for stuff like that, even if Saffex did fancy me, which he most certainly does not. I don't think you understand the nature of disability and illness and that's sad too.
I think you've also missed that I've been having a few intere sting discussions about the England Tour to NZ.
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