Dear Cloudy...the best poster....with her guns

Oh my Mother was frightened by a shotgun, they say,
That's why I'm such a wonderful shot.
I'd be am out in the cactus and I practice all day,
And now tell me what have I got.
I'm quick on the trigger with targets not much bigger
Than a pen point, I'm number one.
But my score with a feller is lower than a cellar-
Oh you can't get a man with a gun.
When I'm with a pistol
I sparkle like a crystal,
Yes, I shine like the morning sun.
But I lose all my luster
When with a Bronco Buster.
Oh you can't get a man with a gun.
With a gun, with a gun,
No, you can't get a man with a gun.
If I went to battle
With someone's herd of cattle
You'd have steak when the job was done.
But if shot the herder,
They'd holler "bloody murder"
And you can't shoot a male
In the tail like a quail
Oh you can't get a man with a gun.
I'm cool, brave and daring
To see a lion glaring
When I'm out with my Remington
But a look from a mister
Will raise a fever blister
Oh you can't get a man with a gun.
The gals with "umbrellars"
Are always out with fellers
In the rain or the blazing sun
But a man never trifles
With gals who carry rifles
Oh you can't get a man with a gun.
With a gun, with a gun,
No, you can't get a man with a gun.
A man's love is mighty
It'll leave him buy a nightie
For a gal who he thinks is fun.
But they don't buy pajamas
For Pistol packin' mamas,
And you can't get a hug
From a mug with a slug,
Oh you can't get a man with a gun.

From Cloudy get your gun...lolz

Where is that sheep living? Looks like it feels it is going to be violated, must be from OZ.

Redsman, you been terroizing the Ozzy sheep again?

Thats a Karoo Merino...SA's double (undercover) agent...it is a sheep in sheep's clothing...not a wolf like the others...lolz.

Cloudy, you aimed at Redneck and Beeno but got Spoony and Saffex instead because Sasuke interupted you...that explains the mystery of the missing man from Maitland...those rocket launchers are only effective in the open spaces of Australia provided the Ozzies remember to bring the rockets and are no good in the deep muddy trenches of England and France...in the hands of Saffa sheep however they can be deadly and we always remember to bring the ammo. Not effective in NZ either because of difficult rugby fields and guerrilla warfare.