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Difference between Saffex and Mugabe

Started by Rugganut43 REPLIES581 VIEWS· 05 May 2014, 10:12
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RugganutClub Pro183 posts
05 May 2014, 10:12
#1
05 May 2014, 10:12#1

None !

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
05 May 2014, 10:33
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05 May 2014, 10:33#2
 Are you looking for trouble?????  
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Monkey D LuffyPro6,277 posts
05 May 2014, 14:21
#3
05 May 2014, 14:21#3
difference between rugganaut and a fuckwit.

the wit.
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BoklogicPro1,978 posts
05 May 2014, 14:32
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05 May 2014, 14:32#4
 Hey look..Sasuke didn't take a dig at something South African rugby related..Im shocked..
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CleanCutPro9,905 posts
05 May 2014, 14:53
#5
05 May 2014, 14:53#5
 
Ever thought of having a dental plan included in the medical aid package ... ???

Just curious!!
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
05 May 2014, 16:59
#6
05 May 2014, 16:59#6
 Well said saSUE rugganut is a halfwit at best. Comparing anyone human to mad bob is a bit much.
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CleanCutPro9,905 posts
05 May 2014, 17:25
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05 May 2014, 17:25#7
 
Oh hush up, Henpecked!!

Go munch on a cabbage leaf or something.


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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
05 May 2014, 19:12
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05 May 2014, 19:12#8
 cc you halfwit zip will ya you have no clue at all.
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Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
05 May 2014, 20:53
#9
05 May 2014, 20:53#9
Cleancut: Having a pecker (pun intended) is not such a bad thing, lol
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
05 May 2014, 23:39
#10
05 May 2014, 23:39#10
I think Mugabe's shit has more credibility and brains than you
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RugganutClub Pro183 posts
06 May 2014, 05:31
#11
06 May 2014, 05:31#11
 Dave, the above is said in true Mugabe mold. Thank you for confirming my initial statement.
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CleanCutPro9,905 posts
06 May 2014, 11:47
#12
06 May 2014, 11:47#12

Just Win ... Of course. Who said it was? Not sure I understand your statement.

Thing is though, if you have one, you shouldn't allow wifey dearest to dictate terms to you. What you may do and what you may not. Just cause she says so. What you may eat and what you may not.  

Surely a grown man has earned his right to eat whatever it is he wants ... to do whatever it is he wants. She's not your mother.

Imagine saying to your mates that you cant go out tonight to play a bit of pool cause wifey forbids it.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaa!!!

Or "no thank you, John ... please put that beautiful piece of barbequed rump steak back on the platter, I can't have it cause my wife says so" ...  "rather give me an extra serving of green salad"

If it ever get's to that stage then your no longer deserving of the swinging appendage.

Chances of you already being on nookie rations is highly likely. 

That's the case with old Henpecked.

He's expected to be a good little boy, to eat his broccoli and to be grateful for a little pelvic movement once every other month ... just cause honey buns says so.

Fraid the poor dear is pussie whipped.

I find this hilarious.


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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
06 May 2014, 12:32
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06 May 2014, 12:32#13
 Bwahahahahahahaha wee cc using his warped imagination to come to the wrong conclusions. How dumb is this halfwit! 
wee cc I am having a nice balanced diet so really dont worry. A bit a vegetasrian dishes actually is good for you as folk tend to eat too much red meat. I feel great on what I eat.
I will not even attempt to tell you how to love your wife. wee cc is probably one of those little oaks who props up a bar counter each night wondering where it went wrong.wee cc get some councelling - who knows you may turn things around. 
This twit is quite funny without trying!
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
06 May 2014, 16:27
#14
06 May 2014, 16:27#14
Rugtwat if the shoe fits - you really are one stupid useless prick, who's contributions to the board amount to ZERO  
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becsPro4,378 posts
06 May 2014, 16:50
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06 May 2014, 16:50#15
 Massive difference, actually.
Saffex does SOMETIMES, on the odd occasion, actually like some of us English folk ( even annoying crippled Vegans  ), Mugabe has gone on record saying he hates us all and that includes the British, not just the English. He particularly disliked Gordon Brown ( some of us enjoyed that aspect of Mugabe, actually ) 
Saffex doesn't own a castle in Scotland ( or, if he does, he's kept quiet about it )
Saffex isn't a raving despot......he's actually a very nice man. Mugabe isn't.

Not similarities at all when you think about it.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
06 May 2014, 17:21
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06 May 2014, 17:21#16
I bet if Mugabe came to my club he would have had a jacket!  
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
06 May 2014, 19:16
#17
06 May 2014, 19:16#17
Ha ha Moz, London socialites don't wear jackets to a pub  
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Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
06 May 2014, 21:06
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06 May 2014, 21:06#18
The only jacket Mugabe should be wearing is a straight jacket 
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sharkbokCaptain23,295 posts
06 May 2014, 21:06
#19
06 May 2014, 21:06#19
 I thought that Saffex showed up with some sweaty jacket. Amazing how stories change over time.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
07 May 2014, 02:06
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07 May 2014, 02:06#20
Saffex was provided a jacket by the club, truth to tell though we were going to have a drink at the Grenadier....the club was a fall back option.  Old Sapp was a pleasant companion for a drink and much more flexible than he is on here. 
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WardadPro6,663 posts
07 May 2014, 03:02
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07 May 2014, 03:02#21
 Most people are more agreeable face to face without the cloak of anonymity conferred by the internet .Crikey but you saffas do like to stick it to each other ! Good stuff ! [mmm... perhaps not really ]
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
07 May 2014, 03:45
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07 May 2014, 03:45#22
Truth be told we would all get on like a house on fire in the flesh, given that common rugby bond........there are people who love rugby and then you get us who are passionate about the game - we live and breathe the game.

Moz, Mike and Rooinek were all great company in person........I am a really nice guy.....really!!
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
07 May 2014, 04:02
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07 May 2014, 04:02#23

I went to an English mining school in Springs when I was 8 years old....you fought or you went under. Then as luck would have it, walking back from school I had to pass through an Afrikaans suburb. Those lads wanted blood....you ran or you went under. It helped me develop my sidestep!

 

After that when we got to the Cape it seemed like the haunts of  coot and hern, to quote Alfred T .

 

South Africa is a tough place Wardad.

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
07 May 2014, 13:03
#24
07 May 2014, 13:03#24
warped dud we are a contentious bunch and its great fun to have a go. However its best things dont get bitter. Rugganut appeared around the time Snapster left kamp SS I believe. Immediately he was having a go at snapster. Quite possibly another kamp ss mole. The pong has been absent for a while but in rugganut  It's that same bad pong! Up your game doormat!
Hope the kamp ss cry babies are feeling safe without Big Bad Beeno around - these gossip girl softies are a disgrace to rugby. The cry babies there should join a knitting club! That is probably still to harsh an environment. Bwahhahahahahahhaha - I am leaving if Beeno is allowed on the site squealed the high pitched tai pansy! Hahahahahahahahahahaha the funniest thing ever!!  
Thankfully we have a group here who at least behave like men. Not perfect but not wailing cry babies. 


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becsPro4,378 posts
07 May 2014, 13:08
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07 May 2014, 13:08#25
 Charming ! I take it that I was not a nice companion then, Saffex ?

Last time I take you to watch the Saints and to the Pub

Actually, THAT day was a disaster.....but I think I was decent company !!


And yes, regardless of what he might think of me, Saffex is a lovely chap. Not a despot...he just has his grumpy moments like we all do
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
07 May 2014, 13:15
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07 May 2014, 13:15#26
Becs you are far too good for ou saffex. He is a grumpy hound dog who doesnt properly appreciate you.
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WardadPro6,663 posts
07 May 2014, 13:24
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07 May 2014, 13:24#27
 Indeed SA does seem like a harsh place to live , every country has its tough areas some more than others I guess 'Beendork I suppose for you the butcher shop window is like an Amsterdam knock shop display to a sailor on shore leave.
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
07 May 2014, 13:31
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07 May 2014, 13:31#28
 warped dud as I explained to cc I am having a balanced diet and doing just fine.
Still hoping one day to sample Cloudy's mean boil. It's on my bucket list.
SA has great variety. Things also have changed since thiose days Moz is recalling.
The old thing between Afrikaans and English has in my own experience disapppeared. Folk actually get on pretty well dispite some anc politicians and wee juju trying to whip up bad feelings amongst groups.
 
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generaltitPro3,164 posts
07 May 2014, 14:18
#29
07 May 2014, 14:18#29
Birthday presents for Beeno,Cloudy,Maaik and Mozzie,Rooinek,Saffex,Rugganut and Pooee

   

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becsPro4,378 posts
07 May 2014, 14:37
#30
07 May 2014, 14:37#30
 You know what, Beeno ? You are absolutely correct.....Saffex does not appreciate me and he never has done  It has been said many times over the years.....and I've known him a fair few years now. I was still fairly young when I first met him....

Truth is, he is actually a lovely bloke....I've never lied about that fact. 

But I have been cruelly cast aside by him  

Ah well, you can't blame him, I suppose. I am the most hideous creature that ever lived ( ask Misnomer Boy  ) 

Glad to see you're still a borderline Vegetarian, Beeno !!
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BoklogicPro1,978 posts
07 May 2014, 14:48
#31
07 May 2014, 14:48#31
 Ah Becs..Forever the door mat hey u little crass English lass! Keep at it..There is a lid for every pot.
Saffex is right tho..If we all met, we would be big connections...My fist and his nose..Big connections!
Kidding. Myself and Saff would tear town apart together! Be like a real life "Hangover" movie! It would look something like this at the club ..Guess which one of us would be wearing the jacket?? ;-)

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becsPro4,378 posts
07 May 2014, 15:11
#32
07 May 2014, 15:11#32
 Oh boy.......still as thick as ever, Misnomer Boy. The more things change and all that 
One day, you might JUST get that sense of humour....here's hoping
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
07 May 2014, 15:23
#33
07 May 2014, 15:23#33
 Alcohol is a depressive I understand!
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becsPro4,378 posts
07 May 2014, 15:29
#34
07 May 2014, 15:29#34
 I really don't think Saffex would wish to " tear the town apart " with Misnomer Boy.....but it's nice he still holds a candle for him, isn't it ?  

This has really tickled me, I'm sorry....!! 
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BoklogicPro1,978 posts
07 May 2014, 15:37
#35
07 May 2014, 15:37#35
 Surely words from someone as "thick" as me shouldn't hurt as person as "smart" as you Becs. Seems my comments on your appearance really cut deep.
Tell me something, is your avatar a reflection of your love life. Just a blank waiting to be filled by some man..Hopelessly waiting for your knight in shining armour.I am afraid you have missed the boat Becs..Unless this comes along, you are alone for life.

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becsPro4,378 posts
07 May 2014, 15:45
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07 May 2014, 15:45#36
 I am alone for life, Misnomer Boy. That's a given. Don't think that is anything you can attempt to wound with. I'm afraid you are mistaken if you think you can. 

No, my avatar is blank because I am computer illiterate and I have no idea how to put a picture in there.Also, I wouldn't wish to cause an outbreak of mass vomiting amongst you all, for if you were to see my hideous visage, it would cause that very thing to happen. You know that to be true. I am the most hideous woman who limps this very Earth. You told me so and I agreed with you  
That said, as I have told you, my picture is always here on the Facebook fans section of this very page. It appears regularly to scare one and all.....


Oh and your comments about my looks did not " cut deep ".....they just showed you to be an ignorant little boy trying very hard to look tough. You don't know what I look like and looks are obviously much more important to you than they are to me. You hold yourself in pretty high regard......some of us accept ourselves for the below average beings we actually are and live our lives accordingly. You should try it some time  
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RugganutClub Pro183 posts
07 May 2014, 16:08
#37
07 May 2014, 16:08#37
It is not surprising that both Saffex and Mugabe, who polarize opinion so sharply, should possess such presumptuous and outlandish turn of phrase. Their eccentricities remain as unrivaled as their control. Not only have they compared themselves to Jesus Christ and Hitler but they also deliver their outrageous assertions wearing clothes that would give the most flamboyant of grandfathers a run for their money.  They are both like satirical sketch characters. 
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becsPro4,378 posts
07 May 2014, 16:32
#38
07 May 2014, 16:32#38
 Don't give up the day job, Rugganut.

I don't think that little psychological breakdown cuts the mustard, somehow !! It's just gibberish really, isn't it ? 
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
07 May 2014, 16:40
#39
07 May 2014, 16:40#39
Becs I think you and I more than enjoyed eachothers company  
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becsPro4,378 posts
07 May 2014, 16:43
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07 May 2014, 16:43#40
 Yeah, a bag of chips usually has that effect on a girl, Saffex  Ha ha ha !!!
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