Doctor vs Lawyer.....humour is all that's left.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? . WITNESS: No. . ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? . WITNESS: No. . ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? . WITNESS: No… . ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? . WITNESS: No. . ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? . WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. . ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? . WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law. .

Divorce law perhaps?

Nah this might be our divorce lawyer: . ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? . WITNESS: By death… . ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? . WITNESS: Take a guess.

 

Too funny Mozart