Andy Murray has recently put on three more lbs of muscle. Many a commentator has noted how huge his legs are and how powerful he looks. So we now have:
Novak Djokovic ......6' 2 " and 176 lbs
Andy Murray looking massive at ......6' 3" and 190 lbs
And Dumpy Dave, the squatster at .......5' 10 " and 220 lbs.
Murray is built like you - a brittle weed of a man.
My 15 year old would snap you like a twig
Funny how you and the other Twin Toilet Roll keep bringing family members into your material. My guess is your 15 year old is mortified with your Board persona...and dear old Becs.
No, its alot simpler than that.......I'd back my 15 year old against a whimp like you
Is he also short and fat?
He is built like his dad
Is it not a little sad that while watching the tennis, you were thinking of me........do you fancy me Moffie?
No that would be Mrs Jalapeno/RooiAAS.
So you are just consumed by thoughts of my size then, even while watching a tennis final - OUCH, you need help bud
Dumpy Dave. I'm not the guy on here challenging other men to a beauty contest....but the word consumed in your context worries me. Do you see everything through a food lens?
KKK next time you watch a tennis final, pay attention to the game and leave me out of your thoughts - its not healthy man, failing which some couch therapy may be in order
I tried, but as I watched those 6' 3" muscular chaps who weigh 40 lbs less than you.....I couldn't help but reflect on all the lard packed on your 5' 10" Dumpy Dave frame. But you tell me it runs in the family....so perhaps it's just a genetic predisposition and not all the pork pies. In which case there really isn't much hope.
KKK, you sound lonely - comes from being a racist I guess
Ha ha...game, set and match...Mozart..
Once again, Dave absolutely outclassed and outwitted and what does he do, revert back to KKK and racism...ha ha predictable and sad...
Not much to this Dave chap...I have read him like a book. Short, fat, ugly, pussy in person, tough guy over the net. Not much intellect.
What a hypocrite, this dead music man is? He is spilling his guts on the thread started by the self appointed forum sherriff, Maaik, about personal attacks, etc. Meanwhile, back at the ranch he starts threads like this one. What a plank. Next thing, we can expect the rest of his little lapdogs, Ben10, Denise, etc to jump in for their 2c worth as well. I see Boklogic has already arrived.
Yes, I'm with Bongani here.
Moffie really is a sickening hypocrite and when you see his Servile Gimps like Baboon-ou, Dense and Boklogic running around, pointing fingers and trembling with self-righteous indignation as they try to justify all these pathetically childish threads that he starts then you have to just shake your head in wonder. It's actually hard to believe.
No need to comment if you not happy about something Bongani...You obviously a supporter of this Dave wanker. Give it a few days..He will somehow manage to offend you to even though you only stop by every couple of months when your internet bill gets paid...
Lapdogs??Are you not a fat Dave lapdog..Plenty space on that lap..Just mind the pie crumbs falling!!
Actually, no, I wasn't going to add my so-called 2 cents, however the two of you already have and Jely-pippi there is no surprises about you supporting Bog-anni on this one.....anyone who dislikes Moz is a mate of yours and anyone who supports Moz is a Servile Gimp...same old, same old. Freshen your bullshit will yu, it's stale!
I am nobody's lapdog and I support nobody in this childish crap. I have agreed and disagreed with every one on this board in the past. I have disagreed wit Dave on many occasions.
I am just amazed at how immature people, who are supposed to be very classy and highly educated, can be.
What I do know about Mozart is that about a year ago he started tge same crap on another board and got his ass whipped by someone, when he tried his lies and crap on another subject. He then pissed off with his tail between his legs, blaiming the fact that one of his non-rugby related threads was moved to a general forum. He was duly followed by his two lapdogs Denise and Ben10.
Bongani, it's actually been going on for much longer than that. You should have seen the fierce competition on the old SuperSport board many years ago between Dense, Baboon-ou (and some of the other Servile Gimps) to see who would become what we called Moffie's Alpha-Gimp.
It was hilarious to watch the two of them snapping and snarling at each other as they jostled to see who would be first to ram his snout up Moffie's pale wrinkled arse. I see all these years later, not much has changed . . . except now we also have the likes of Boklogic trying to . . . ahem . . . "butt" in on the action!
"You support nobody"....really?...but you already have Bog-Annie! Either you are awfully confused or plain dumb, may I suggest you re-read your post.. You've added your "2 cents" I haven't...you've bought into something that doesn't concern you, I haven't. Just some observations.
OBTHW care to explain why you're hiding behind a new nick? Love it when you self righteous pricks don't have the guts to hang with your old nicks.
There's a good reason why Dense hasn't added his "2 cents" . . . he doesn't have that much money!
LMAO!
Bongi care to tell us what name you posted under of SS board?
We have at last even got an admission from jalo that he is rooinek. - as Denny realised so quickly.
Its always nice to know who is who in the zoo but for some weird reason we have all these disguises and folk afraid to post under their old names.
Mozart getting his butt kicked by a few half wits there. Hahahahahaha - please keep it real.
Come on Bongi out of the closet with you. Pluck up your courage and say who you were.
' And how exactly does calling Moz, a hypocrite that he is, does not mean I am siding with anybody. Had he not come up with his remark that hedid on The Sherriff's thread, it would pissibly not even have been brought up either.
Looks like I have just starting something to keep the three boys busy. Hehehehe. uncover the mystery of the identity of Bongani2. Hook, line and sinker.
Don't kid yourself you spineless Git....I have no intentions of wasting my time uncovering who you are, you either do that yourself and remain with your credibility intact or carry on as a deceiving low life hypocrite.
Your call not mine.
Perhaps the truth can be found if you yourself explain why you've chosen to disguise your identity. I bet there's no chance of that happening.
Wow Denise. Credibilty huh? That is rich coming from someone like you? LOL.
Yep damn right, I can afford to use the word, unlike you I don't hide behind a different nick.....that's where yours went down the drain.
Still, the question remains and you're too spineless to answer.....so umm what you got?
As they say ou dowwe Denise: "Curiosity killed.............". I am sure you know the rest, or do you need help?
Weren't you "denysschen" or some such name back on the SS boards, Dense? Why is it okay when you change your name yet you soil your frilly pink panties when someone else does?
Your question "umm what you got?" is rather poor English but to be honest, I don't expect much more from an uneducated dim bulb like you, but ask yourself that question anyway and try not to be too much of a coward to answer it yourself.
Naaaw Rooinek, I was Horatias if that helps.
"Curiosity killed"....Windpomp if that's who you mean.
Windomp?????? wheeeheeee. nice try ass-licker.
BTW. Tell me. I assume ou you can still taste the Gordon Ramsay seabass and pepper sauce when you lick ou Moz' ass? LOL.
Windomp?????? wheeeheeee. nice try ass-licker.
Why would Saffex's 15 year old son be mortified by me, Mozart ?
To eeeeeezi...see, you gave yourself up when you had two bites at Windpomp....all I did was throw the line, there was no bait, just a hook.
Must admit that was great fun....eeeezi ...peeezi but fun nevertheless, over and out!
Horatlas?????? Hahaha. and then you crap yourself because I have another nickname. Hypocyte. Go on now. run to the dead musician and cry on his shoulder. he would possibly surface any moment now to change your nappy and pat you down.
Suck on you dummy in the meantime. it should help.
Sounds like I've struck a raw nerve...settle down, the "Horatias" thread wasn't directed at you HAHA go read again. Boy oh boy you do sound frazzled.....easy now Windpomp, what's in a name Hmmm?
Alawys meant to ask you, did you enjoy your days in the army? Funny that, you must have known you were serving a lost cause Bwhahahaha.
Come out of the closet bongi. Coud this be ou windpomp. He is full of hot air but not as long winded. Bwahhahahahaha.
What is certain is he is scared stiff to reveal himself.
I ask you would a real man come in disguise here to have a go. Surely not!
Goodness, now I have been in the Army as well. Obviously you weren't. As far as I can remember you ran away from the security forces. I am not too familiar with the story, though. Can somebody who has known this slime ball for a long time help us out on this one?
Bwhahaha Now you're clutching, I won't even bother to dignify the crap you sprout with any form of defence.
Subject matter remains, you are posting under a false name,question is not who you are, the question is why do you hide behind a false nick or better still why don't you use the nick we're all familiar with?
bedpan I think it is actually. Windpomp has more class than this bleater. Of course we have had ou bedpan here before before he stamped his wee tootsies and went off in a complete huff. Bwahahahhahaha
ou bedpan is about as low as it goes. he just cant leave us be it seems - misses the old times - talk about being a masochist! Ou bedpan was for ever reaching fo his ignore button and then coming back to have his fat butt kicked. Hahahahahahhahahahahaha he would get his butt kicked and then would come the tears and sobs. Man talk about a drama queen!
So ou bongi blows his cover.
Next mole to the slaughter!
