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Ed could you please arrange a safe place for warped DUD

Started by Beeno116 REPLIES198 VIEWS· 09 Jan 2017, 13:51
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Beeno1
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
09 Jan 2017, 13:51
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09 Jan 2017, 13:51#1
and some other little snowflakes here  Imperative you include crayons, colouring books, playdough and hot chocolate for the dears. All this is needed to stop their whiny, plaintive bleats so unbecoming to a site like this
Please provide an extra box of crayons for Just Win who appears to have some artistic ability of a cartoonist type. Play dough for dense denise is all that he needs so he can squidge that all day long. Warped Dud needs plenty of hot chocolate to sober up what left of his "brain".
Please confine them to their safe space and copy them in my my educative posts so that they have at least a chance to progress.
Please also include that other loonie ab ASS in the safe space.
As an act of kindness release them when the rugby starts so everyone can explain the game to them.

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09 Jan 2017, 16:21
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09 Jan 2017, 16:21#2
 the only non  rugby topic I started was to ask that your sh!t be put back in the garbage can below.So get stuffed you arsehole In case it hasnt filtered through your skull [ made of a material so dense that light curves around it leaving a dark empty space where a brain should be ] I utterly despise you and all you stand for .And your not clever or funny you repeat the same nonsense over and over hell you cant even make up your own boring garbage.So dont bother replying to me I only read your crap accidentally while skimming headers .
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09 Jan 2017, 18:33
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09 Jan 2017, 18:33#3
 Hahahahahhaha warped DUD in his usual foaming froth with bubbles coming out his ears.
Enjoy your hot chocolate you dope! Try not behave as a pre schooler! 
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
10 Jan 2017, 00:24
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10 Jan 2017, 00:24#4
 Enjoy your hot chocolate you dope!
Another vivid example of Jihadi Beeno's Christianity. The bible says there will be many false prophets, I guess you're one of them.
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generaltit
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generaltitPro3,164 posts
10 Jan 2017, 15:42
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10 Jan 2017, 15:42#5
 No he's not...we all fall short...that's the purpose of a saviour to save us all but the big difference is to those who will receive the"remedy"to receive it and those mockers and unbelievers that will not...caught up in pride and disbelief).

The biggest hypocrites in the world are not in the church but in those who strive to do good works and cannot achieve it because all mankin d cannot...only Christ.
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10 Jan 2017, 15:48
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10 Jan 2017, 15:48#6
"The biggest hypocrites in the world are not in the church but in those who strive to do good works and cannot achieve it because all mankind cannot...only Christ."

Does anyone else understand what Chabull is trying to say here?

Those people who strive to do good works are hypocrites?
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generaltit
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10 Jan 2017, 16:04
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10 Jan 2017, 16:04#7
 Yes they are because good works do not save you...only faith in Him who even paid for your sins...if good works wins the pass mark must be 100% no body can achieve this because God is perfect and holy ...if you rely on your "good works" you will fail. We all know this if you are honest...self righteous people are the worst because they deny God's atonement...a price for the whole worlds, sins...all the imperfections including my many and yours and all the rest. Good works if counted by individuals build esteem but God says your good works are filthy (rags) works to me...He gave himself for us...we are all puffed up with pride and think we can "earn" it.
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10 Jan 2017, 16:28
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10 Jan 2017, 16:28#8

So irrespective of what you believe.....  don't bother doing any good.....



That makes a lot of sense 

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generaltit
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10 Jan 2017, 16:39
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10 Jan 2017, 16:39#9
You are reading the message incorrectly...the Creator encourages good works...good works makes the world far more pleasant and brings us joy...but it's more serious when we talk of man's ultimate destiny in the next world...that's why He offered the ultimate of paying for our debts by laying down His life for us. "No man has greater love than this, if he lay down his life for his friend!" Think deeply about this.
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10 Jan 2017, 16:55
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10 Jan 2017, 16:55#10

Yeah, you see, this is the part where it starts to get a little fuzzy for me.


Kill 10 millions Jews, and on your death bed, give your life to Jesus and all is good with the lord and the world.


Live a life doing good work or deeds, and do everything you can to assist or help those less fortunate than you, yet go to hell.


I won't debate this, but whilst you may think I read the message incorrectly, maybe it was put forward incorrectly. 


sebastienchabal

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Posts: 2157 RE: Ed could you please arrange a safe place for warped DUD
January 10, 2017, 15:42:28

The biggest hypocrites in the world are not in the church but in those who strive to do good works and cannot achieve it because all mankind cannot...only Christ.


Let me fix this statement above


The biggest hypocrites in the world are those who go to church every Sunday and give their life to the lord, asking for forgiveness for their last week's sins, then upon leaving the church, find out what the latest p. orn is on their phones, make their latest bet on the horses, then go and smoke and drink with their mates in the pub, lying about how good of a Christian they are.



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Rooinek
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10 Jan 2017, 17:51
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10 Jan 2017, 17:51#11
Chabull, assuming your wistful little notions of an afterlife prove to be true then, frankly, if heaven is going to full of sanctimonious, humourless and dull-witted clowns like you then I think I'd prefer to go to hell.
All this weak drivel about "man's ultimate destiny in the next world" is a crutch. Rather make the most of this one life that you get and stop worrying so much about who is going to be saved or who you have to believe in or worship to get anywhere in the next life. 
If you seriously think that good deeds are meaningless then you are one very screwed up individual.
Now, do us all a favour and go preach your mealy-mouthed sermons on some happy-clappy forum where people give a flying toss about your pathetically naive and childlike views on the world. This is a rugby board so stop cluttering it with your puerile religious rubbish.
Thanks in anticipation.
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10 Jan 2017, 18:08
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10 Jan 2017, 18:08#12
 Christians won't get to pick who goes to Heaven, that would be the Guy who turned the other cheek...not?
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10 Jan 2017, 18:19
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10 Jan 2017, 18:19#13
Imagine old Urinal down in Hades trying to win arguments with spellcheck. But lets examine his choice. He would rather burn in eternal fire than talk to Chabal while Mozart is being gently played in the background....just another Urinal lie methinks.
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10 Jan 2017, 18:29
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10 Jan 2017, 18:29#14
Hypocrites who refuse to understand simple messages...yes you find hypocrites everywhere and yes even in the church but you are too stupid to understand the message...or else too cowardly to admit and do something about it...don't worry you will definitely go to eternal death without Christ but I do not want you there...because we are called to love each other...even you who I do not hate...I despise your mindset but not you as a precious person...that's a commandment from the One I love...ofcourse I find it difficult...afterall I am a sinner just like you and do not rely on "good works" because although good works are good and more rewarding they are not the passport for heaven...we all fall short of the glory of God...33.3 3% or 99.99% is not enough...it's absolute...that's why Christ and He alone is the passport...for everyone who CHOOSES Him...the biggest gift from God is freewill.
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10 Jan 2017, 18:39
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10 Jan 2017, 18:39#15
Mozart, don't side track...I don't have any ill will in my heart for Rooi Ass...he's just a lost soul like most here...by the way your name sake, the real Mozart musician...I've been listening too...heavenly music...the Turkish March...the piano is out of this world far better than the cultureless clowns that listen to Mumford
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11 Jan 2017, 10:53
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11 Jan 2017, 10:53#16

 

sebastienchabal

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Posts: 2165 RE: Ed could you please arrange a safe place for warped DUD
January 10, 2017, 18:29:38

-  you are too stupid to understand the message...


-  or else too cowardly to admit and do something about it...



-  don't worry you will definitely go to eternal death


-  I despise your mindset 


So..... this is what being a Christian is like


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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
11 Jan 2017, 12:13
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11 Jan 2017, 12:13#17
 It never ceases to amaze me how Christians second guess what the Creator thinks....let alone believing they have a ticket to heaven.
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