Edition Zinedine Zidane

RooiAAS I was quite happy  leaving you licking your wounds after last week's drubbing, but I see you haven't obeyed the truce. Not nice.

Nonetheless being a generous fella, when I was reading the Financial Times yesterday, I noticed an item you might enjoy. ...the IWC Big Ingenieur watch, Edition Zinedine Zidane.

If you scraped together all your earnings for this year, you might be able to buy this item which goes for a modest 9350 Sterling. That way whenever you find hubris is carrying you away, you can glance at your watch and take pause........remembering your call that ZiDone was the greatest soccer player of all time, the day before he took France out of the SWC with a head butt.

"Instead of the usual 'well I never saw Pele play but Maradona was pretty good' cop-out we can simply say 'Zidane'"......bwahahahahahahaha.

You forget to mention Lance Armstrong....another Jellypippi hero .....

Gosh I didn't recall that one denny. It just goes to show, as we often said, an endorsement by RooiAAS is the kiss of death.

Hehe, here's Moffie . . . his crimson face still dripping with egg and still smarting from the prison-style man-shaming he's had to endure for the last few days . . . trying desperately to rally the Servile Gimps and pretend it wasn't him who's taken a fearful beating. First Medusa, then "Bobbie" and now it seems Moffie is some kind of white supremacist who dreams of ethnic cleansing and racial purification on a genocidal scale.

Oh well, Moffie, at least Dense is still slurping frantically at your Vegemite starfish . . . although one has to question whether the support of a stinking liar really helps Moffie's cause.

Dense, for your information, I have never supported Lance Armstrong nor have I supported any loud-mouthed and arrogant Yank in any sport. I variously supported Jan Ullrich, Josepa Beloki, Alexander Vinokourov and Ivan Basso during the Armstrong years . . . pretty much anyone other than the American cheat . . . so, basically, you are a disgusting and contemptible liar . . . although we already knew that.

The only Yank Tour de France rider I've ever had any respect for was Greg Lemond and even then, I supported the likes of Laurent Fignon or my real all-time favourite Miguel Indurain rather than Lemond when he was still riding. I at least respect Lemond though even if I don't like him, unlike his cheating compatriots Armstrong or Floyd Landis who I neither liked nor respected. Either way, Dense, your lies and fabrications are getting quite tedious now. Rather just shut your ill-bred trap and stick to what you do best . . . grovelling and fawning at your master's feet like some pathetic Gollum-like creature.

PS I was thinking about it and I'll add George Hincapie to the very short list of Yank Tour de France cyclists I have some respect for.

PPS And I still say that anyone who doesn't rate Zinedine Zidane as one of the all-time footballing greats is an ignorant fool who's footballing opinions should be treated with the contempt they richly deserve. Moffie would appear to know even less about football than he does about rugby . . . which barely seems possible!

Nice attempt to go on the attack, but face it, you have supported some pretty horrible types. Remember the time you wanted to drop John Smit as Bok captain, because Luke Watson spoke better English? I would be highly suspicious of your doctored list of riders you supported.

But I digress......what about the Zidane watch....are you still a fan after he blew France out of the SWC? I don't believe you have said a word about him since that hilarious day!

What's the matter, Moffie, Zidane not Aryan enough for you? Would he be part of your purification program?

Pffffft! Like your stupid and deceitful comments would ever change my opinion of Zidane or stop me talking about him. Waaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha! As ever, you're quite full of yourself, Moffie. I wonder why?

No Jal, you will find Moffie aka KKK is a world authority on the terminology widely used in England......this from the ignorant twat who does not even reside in the UK. The man's arrogance and ignorance knows no boundaries.

You are spot on regarding Zidane, the man wa pure class on the pitch but hey ho, like Henry, they do not meet with KKK's colour template.

On the contrary, I think Henry was superb, Pele was superb, Bolt is superb, Tiger Woods is superb....etc. But I think  Zidane was overrated and not in control of his emotions.

As for not living in England....I have for many years and I still spend part of the year there in my own property. 

Moffie you spend all of how many weeks in the UK, you are no less a tourist than the next Yank

No I'm a property holder....and a substantial one at that. A city  property not some muddy provincial small holding.

Substantial property my arse - no doubt another Moffie lie.

I own property in SA that does not make me a resident. You spend very little time in the UK, certainly not enough time to comment on whether the term 'provincial' is widely used on the streets or not. You are at best a tourist.

Give me my mud anyday over some shity terraced London property or that sad mock Georgian crap we had shoved down our throats many years back on the messageboard.

Oh the food you got from the Chef who did the Queens Diamond Jubilee celebration was a little too sophisticated for you? Funny it mostly gets this kind of review:

Every detail was superb from being greeted onward. The ambiance, food, selections, and service were unparalleled. The restaurant itself is a wonder.

You just can't make one stick , can you Dumpy Dave?

Moffie are you on the happy stuff?

I don't need any stimulants to deal with you Dumpy Dave.

Then why you prattling on about food you thick shit?

Forgive me, when you referred to something shovelled down the throat I thought you were talking about English food. I see instead you have gone back to my home in the States. Well Dumpy Dave if you don't like it, that's good, because for you it's out of reach.

Hey rooitwit could you please spare us all your  adoration  of all the various cycling heroes you list. And please stop sucking up to snapster on everything he says like a very, very servile gimp.

Thanks rooitwit.

Hahaha, a bit rich coming from Baboon-ou who pollutes the rugby forum with his amazingly stupid cricket comments. The difference is, there is actually a forum to discuss cricket while there isn't one for the Tour de France . . . and note, it was your fellow Servile Gimp, the liar (and coward) Dense who actually raised the issue of cycling, not me. Duh-huh!

I see a trickle of drool sliding down Baboon-ou's chin as he ponders these indisputable points that once again clearly demonstrate what a blithering idiot he is. Wehe!

rooiwit the very honourable Denny mentioned your hero Lance Armstrong. I didnt see him drooling over Lance like you did re all your heroes. Of course you have jumped ship re Lance.  If everything comes to light some more of your cycling heroes will fall which could be traumatic for you. Just a warning gimp.

By the way rooitwit, T C Fireman was asking how one looked up old posts here. I referred him to you as you do know something about these things even though you lack rugby acumen.

Maybe post a thread re this matter?

Jelly-pippi, you sound upset, I didn't mean to upset you, just found it funny how you once filled the board with praise for your hero Lance Armstrong. Going by that long winded(yawn) response it's clear that I've touched a raw nerve in you........my advice, take a tablet ,have a lie down, I'm sure you'll feel better in the morning.

Nothing though will change for you once hero, he'll remain a drug cheat....hopefully... no longer your hero.

Yeah Moffie you thick prick, it had stuff all to with food, not that we ate at any restaurant you lying twat.

Moffie I can assure you my farm is worth more than your sad excuse for a pad

Rooitwit can one call up old threads? 

Dense, just as Armstrong will always be a drug cheat, so will you always be an apartheid spy who sold his own people out and then fled the country to escape retribution.

Duh-huhhh!!!

"WhyJ alapenoh ed uzn otr eplyt ome? Ita ren otf air!"

Let me guess ten acres of provincial mud? Worth money .....haahahahahaha. But the shack you are sitting in now becomes understandable.......it's the farm house.

@ Beenie

"rooiwit the very honourable Denny mentioned your hero Lance Armstrong"

Honourable Denny????

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Good one Beeno!!!

The very same “honourble Denny” decided to reject my challenge to a chess match … he took it one step further and placed me on his “ignore” list. It seem he doesn't wanna talk to me.

Must admit though ... the feelings very much mutual.

I thought he was a good chess player cause by the way he was carrying on a few years back ... before his match against Redneck ... it sounded as though he may possibly be a gran master.

Thought I'd take him on and measure myself up against this "chess- wizard"

Turns out he barely scrapes a ranking of 1500 and that with an average opponent ranked in the early to mid 1300's

I nearly fell of my chair when I saw that.

How dissapointing. 

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have noticed that he watches this message board for hours on end without posting anything. It’s as if he’s trying to pluck up the courage for some unknown reason and when something is posted by Mozart, he quickly jumps in, does his thing, and then leaves to probably sit trembling in front of his PC, worried, frightened ... all in nervous anticipation of a possible response from nasty ol Jalapeno. .

Then when it comes … as expected … he throws a fit and goes off sulking.

He’s a baby … trembling lip and all and I wouldn't be surprized if he's prone to choking his turkey on a regulat basis. It's probably all battered, bruised and swollen with the abuse.

He's the type of person who'll find himself in some tower with a rifle in his hand overlooking a school yard or some sort like that.

Honourable …. I think not ... whimpering coward is more like it.

In serious need of help.

Capone your attempt at humour as always, falls flat. But your comment about school yards puts you outside even our dysfunctional society. Really? Have you no sense of what is happening in the world?

Ten acres??? Forget the land, forest and river, its the old house planted thereon - therein lies the gem. Beats the shit out of that modern mafia style house you showed us.

Its not a shed KKK and has nothing to do with the plaas - that was some bench on a forest walk in the COUNTY of Cornwall

Well, which one you prefer is a matter of taste. But your  claim was your "farm" is more valuable. Have you discovered oil in the mud. Ten acres in the mud might be worth , at a push,  200000 pounds.

Capone, I can confirm that Dense is a very weak chess player.

It was hilarious when we played our match. Each time he resigned (which was often) he'd say something like "I always get the better position but you always seem to win. It's not fair!" Wehe!

Personally, I don't think Dense would recognise a good position if it slapped him through his fat pimply face but it was great fun whipping his sorry arse game after game until he cried enough and tried to pretend chess wasn't that important to him. Unfortunately some of us remember how Dense almost defined himself as some kind of chess expert so his  subsequent affected apathy didn't really fly. I remember his exact words when he found out I played chess and start rubbing his hands together . . . this is PAYBACK TIME he crowed. Hahahahahahaha! Boy, did that comment turn around and bite him in the arse!

Just from the half a game that you and I have played so far, I can tell you that you would hammer poor old Dense and give him a much-needed wake up call as to his chess ability.

Oh . . . and it's your move, Capone. I don't see much in your position that justifies the pawn you donated to me so generously!

Yeah a little corner might be worth that

Sure Fattus, but now you are dodging.....what's the whole mud field worth in your view. This should be really funny!

KKK I have answered that elsewhere, give it a break you low life. The messageboard is not the place for property values and I dont want to embarrass you

Hahahahahaha.......the chicken has been plucked.

Moffie trust you to reach that conclusion - keep dreaming sunshine - prime land for housing development - you work out the figures

More vague BS....you published a picture of your hovel on another Board. Yep you did, and you have the arrogance to attack me for the same thing. What a laugh.

Well I remember a run down old building worth maybe 50000 pounds....and they aren't going to be developing the mud flats any time soon. Maybe 150000 for the whole shooting match. You couldn't buy a garage for that in London.

Moffie you seem to be under the misguided impression that London is the only place in the UK that counts - well it has plenty of clout and thats why housing developments an hour's commute away from the mother city are a big attraction - its a reality.

And who said I was going to sell my land, I might not, I certainly dont need to - I'm just saying I'm sitting on a goldmine.

As for the picture of my hovel on another site - I think you might just regret saying that - ouch Moffie, sleep tight!!

You posted it Dave.....no amount of squirming is going to change that. Sad little place.

I think that it is only fitting that I invite some of the SS members to witness this fall - oh boy Moffie, start counting........remember to start at 10