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Started by Plum5 REPLIES599 VIEWS· 17 Apr 2026, 07:15
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Plum
Captain21,007 posts
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 Apr 2026, 07:15
#1
17 Apr 2026, 07:15#1

It has been reported that Chippo regularly visits untoward woman and spends undisclosed sums buying their children train sets.


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Chippo
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ChippoPro3,372 posts
17 Apr 2026, 20:13
#2
17 Apr 2026, 20:13#2

It has been reported that Plum is a retard that bangs old widows in their sleep while suspended from the ceiling - making Batman signals with his Christmas cracker torch


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Plum
Captain21,007 posts
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 Apr 2026, 20:39
#3
17 Apr 2026, 20:39#3

Eish, my bad. Article came up on my feed.


I shall edit

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Pakie
Captain17,321 posts
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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
18 Apr 2026, 06:48
#4
18 Apr 2026, 06:48#4

Chippo can you visit my mom please? She's not untoward but I want a train set please.

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Chippo
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ChippoPro3,372 posts
18 Apr 2026, 14:31
#5
18 Apr 2026, 14:31#5

Pak

there is only 1 mummy I want.

i just wish her son hadn’t gone AWOL.

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Pakie
Captain17,321 posts
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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
18 Apr 2026, 16:51
#6
18 Apr 2026, 16:51#6

Okay give Dave's train set to me, he'll never figure out how it works anyway.

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