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Started by CleanCut7 REPLIES308 VIEWS· 30 Jun 2014, 15:47
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30 Jun 2014, 15:47#1


The saga continues.


The snivelling Lightbringers saw a good lead of 670 pts (thanks to a lucky 200 pt try bonus) reduced to a mere 320 pts this past weekend. Word has it that these sulking babies are in a bit of a flat spin currently due to having their lead cut by more than half in a single round.


Can these panic stricken cry babies hang on to their lead? The finish line is fast approaching. They do however have a lot more trades in hand which is always a good thing.   


The Giants, clearly the better team of the two, are determined to make inroads and push for top spot. Have they waited too long to make their move? Will their lack of trades be the difference?  It would be embarrassing if they were to lose to these snivelling little wimps, who by the way have never won the title before … EVER!!!


We saw Oimatey take his first round of the season this weekend with a good 3475 pts … a mere 10 pts clear of what the Giants chalked up. This helped them leapfrog both Sasuke Utchiha and Basquefan straight into 4th spot, 260 pts shy of TheBoss who current sits third.


He too has a lot of trades in hand. This by the way helped Oimatey secure the bronze medal last season. Could there be a repeat of the drama that unfolded last year?


The squabble for medals continue. By a long shot not done and dusted.


Tune in next week to another objective report from yours truly.


Oh and before I go ... thought I'd mention that CleanCut'sHorde (much to the Snivelling Lightbringers disgust) are currently sitting in 12th spot, only 555 pts away from the top spot. He hopes to break into the top 10 soon.

 



    Team Name TB Points World   The Lightbringers  48210  
30 SleepingGiants  47890 39 TheBoss3548  46435 221 4 Oimatey  46175 280 5 Basquefan  46130 294 6 sasuke uchiha  45675 401 7 Stooges  44830 606 8 Flash Boys  42700 1103 9 Clevermike  42415 1154 10 looneys  42050 1214 11 canrugby  41660 1291 12 ruggaboytjie  40130 1610 13 SHrules  39660 1702 14 Promp  32880 2480 15 mighty marauders  26195 3160
"Boohoohoo . . . Snivelling Lightbringers . . . sniff . . . whine . . . lucky bonus points . . . naughty cheating Lighbringers . . . blubber . . . sulking babies . . . sniff . . . never won before . . . bleat, whimper, whine . . . tune in next week to another objective report from yours truly."

Go on then Klown. We're all tuned in. I'm sure I'm not the only one wondering if this week's "objective report" could possibly be more pathetic and tearful than last week's one . . . or do you only post these "objective" reports on the rare occasion that the Sleeping Giants outscore the Lightbringers?

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

This has to be one of the most childish, attention-seeking and graceless posts anyone's ever put up but it's made hilarious by the fact that just a week later the much-vaunted Sleeping Giants are given a prison-style man-shaming by the conference top scorers the Lightbringers.

Just as an aside, the Lightbringers have now top scored for the round 5 times compared to the . . . ummmm . . . ZERO of the hopelessly overrated and foot-stamping little crybabies who call themselves the "giants". Wehe . . . giant arseholes maybe!

Anyway Klown, we're all tuned in. Go ahead and post this week's report!

ROTFLMAO!
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