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Fat Viljoen and Fat van der Merwe remain as starters...

Started by Mozart16 REPLIES526 VIEWS· 13 Jul 2017, 19:50
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
13 Jul 2017, 19:50
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13 Jul 2017, 19:50#1
....when the superior skills of de Jongh and Wilco Louw are available. Fortunately the Bok captain, returns to toughen up the lock scenario. Stormers – 15 Dillyn Leyds, 14 Cheslin Kolbe, 13 EW Viljoen, 12 Damian de Allende, 11 Seabelo Senatla, 10 Damian Willemse, 9 Jano Vermaak, 8 Nizaam Carr, 7 Rynhardt Elstadt, 6 Siya Kolisi (c), 5 Pieter-Steph du Toit, 4 Eben Etzebeth , 3 Frans Malherbe, 2 Bongi Mbonambi, 1 JC Janse van Rensburg. Subs: 16 Ramone Samuels, 17 Steven Kitshoff, 18 Wilco Louw, 19 Chris van Zyl, 20 Sikhumbuzo Notshe, 21 Justin Phillips, 22 Juan de Jongh, 23 Dan Kriel.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
13 Jul 2017, 19:53
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13 Jul 2017, 19:53#2
Van der Merwe should read Malherbe.....but I guess that was obvious when I prefaced the name with 'Fat'.
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
13 Jul 2017, 20:58
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13 Jul 2017, 20:58#3
Unlike Fat Fransie - with his 118 kgs gross overweight  and described as such by his coach -  and fatter Willem  Alberts with his atrociously low wrok rate and constant fat tear injuries - neither Viljoen nor Malherbe is fact/
Viljoen in one season with the Stormers score more tries and try assists than Fat Fransie did in three years with the Sharks.     And the fact is that Malherbe made more ball carries and tackles than Fat  Sloth Alberts did in 3 seasons.
That is very much like you described Du Toit slim shoulders and wrists and long neck BS - do you never tire of spreading BS? 
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
13 Jul 2017, 21:37
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13 Jul 2017, 21:37#4
Fat Viljoen in one season missed more tackles than any centre other than Fat Allende.
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
14 Jul 2017, 02:11
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14 Jul 2017, 02:11#5
 Only because Fat Fransie ad Useless De Jongh was not playing Super Rug by this year.  
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
14 Jul 2017, 03:15
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14 Jul 2017, 03:15#6
Oh sure Tokkie. De Jongh's test tackling stats.....91 tackles attempted 80 made....for an 88% success ratio. ... Allende's test stats 151 tackles attempted, 117 successful.....for a 77% success ratio. ..... Competence vs incompetence. So there you are Tokkie, will you change your story now that you have been given the facts? Somehow I think not.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
14 Jul 2017, 04:51
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14 Jul 2017, 04:51#7
Oh and that Fat Frans can't tackle tripe you have been peddling time and again.....149 test tackles made out of 166 attempted for a 90% success ratio. ....Fat Viljoen in this year's Super contest? 69 tackles made out of 97 attempted for a success ratio of 72%. Even worse than Fat Allende's test record. ... You have been spreading porkies Tokkie, will you stop now I wonder.
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bluebokPro3,977 posts
14 Jul 2017, 08:15
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14 Jul 2017, 08:15#8
This is definitely the most overweight thread I have ever witnessed!  
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CeradynePro9,374 posts
14 Jul 2017, 08:36
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14 Jul 2017, 08:36#9
This thread is tackling some heavy issues.
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Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
14 Jul 2017, 08:53
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14 Jul 2017, 08:53#10

This is such a broad and big topic to discuss


There could be some substantial input, which will probably result in massive differences from a large amount of posters here


 

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Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
14 Jul 2017, 08:55
#11
14 Jul 2017, 08:55#11

Just FYI


A recent in depth police study... found that you are far  more likely to get shot by a fat cop.... if you run.


 

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
14 Jul 2017, 09:32
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14 Jul 2017, 09:32#12
 Mozart
You apparently ignored the 2014 stats n Fat Fransie - stupid as per normal.   You are indeed a liar and that is clear all the time.
In any event stooge - you can give the detailed stats on the site like I did on Fat Fransie iro 2014 super rugby - but you did not.   You pick some stats out of the air and then publish it on the site.  
By the way Jannie du Plessis is the only prop in Super Rugby who NEVER scored a try in more than 145 matches played.  
When will you stop writing about only two aspects of play - defence and kicking - and being totally repetitive? 

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bluebokPro3,977 posts
14 Jul 2017, 09:45
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14 Jul 2017, 09:45#13
Bwahahaha @ Cera! 
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Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
14 Jul 2017, 13:41
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14 Jul 2017, 13:41#14
 Ha ha, good thread. Way to discuss a heavy topic in a light hearted manner.  
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
14 Jul 2017, 14:39
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14 Jul 2017, 14:39#15
The real gravamen off the subjest is only properly weighed when you consider it's a probability distribution with fat tales er tails. Fat Fransie and Fat Victor have rarely seemed so fat as when trying to deny the forces of gravity by kick or jump. But .....they ain't heavy, they're my brothers. Weigh no more.
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
14 Jul 2017, 18:04
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14 Jul 2017, 18:04#16
 This thread is gravitationally challenged. 
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
15 Jul 2017, 08:47
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15 Jul 2017, 08:47#17
 I call players fat when they are in fact overweight and Fat Fransie and Sloth Alberts are factually  fat.   Fat Fransie cannot run 50 meters without being out of breath and Skoth cannot play 90% of the time due to Fat strains.
Mozart has no idea - he cannot call players Fat when in fact they are not.   




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