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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
26 Sept 2025, 00:22
#1
26 Sept 2025, 00:22#1

England has stopped the import of South African Creme Soda because, according to UK authorities, it contains colorant levels that are above the permitted levels for the UK market, leading to its prohibition in the country. Other South African drinks, such as Sparletta Pine Nut, Fanta Orange, and Fanta Grape, have also been affected by similar import restrictions due to high colorant levels.


PATHETIC

AJ
AJHPro3,183 posts
26 Sept 2025, 00:47
#2
26 Sept 2025, 00:47#2

No thanks Dave.

BE
becsPro4,378 posts
26 Sept 2025, 01:41
#3
26 Sept 2025, 01:41#3

We have plenty of English crème soda for you to try :)

BE
becsPro4,378 posts
26 Sept 2025, 01:56
#4
26 Sept 2025, 01:56#4

I’ve done a quick search and there’s still plenty for sale at a variety of online stores. So you better stock up !


I got my Dad some once……he hated it !

PA
PakieCaptain17,321 posts
26 Sept 2025, 06:21
#5
26 Sept 2025, 06:21#5

I thought you were planning out your weekend when I read the heading.


Get the Creme Soda onto a boat full of illegal immigrants. It will be welcome then. Starmer will probably declare it the national drink.


In the meantime, have some Fanta Gripe.

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
26 Sept 2025, 06:42
#6
26 Sept 2025, 06:42#6

I'm surprised that the use of the word colorants didn't get Dave's post flagged for a hate crime.

XA
XaviPro1,924 posts
26 Sept 2025, 08:25
#7
26 Sept 2025, 08:25#7

@ Becs,

No offense but English creme soda sucks balls.

Also you cant make a green mamba with it.

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
26 Sept 2025, 09:03
#8
26 Sept 2025, 09:03#8

English crème soda is super shit

BO
bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
26 Sept 2025, 09:22
#9
26 Sept 2025, 09:22#9

ouDawie, you must've sold a truck load of icecream this summer in fkg England !

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
26 Sept 2025, 09:29
#10
26 Sept 2025, 09:29#10

Yes been a very good summer here - it’s still going on and we are only a few days away from October

CH
ChippoPro3,372 posts
26 Sept 2025, 10:55
#11
26 Sept 2025, 10:55#11

You need to lose some weight anyway. So consider it that they are looking after your health.

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
26 Sept 2025, 12:21
#12
26 Sept 2025, 12:21#12

You know nothing about my weight you stupid cunt

CH
ChippoPro3,372 posts
26 Sept 2025, 13:20
#13
26 Sept 2025, 13:20#13

You’re fat. That’s all I need to know.

BE
becsPro4,378 posts
26 Sept 2025, 14:27
#14
26 Sept 2025, 14:27#14

Pakie….you’re probably right !! :)


Xavi…our crème soda is like American Crème Soda. Great for making ice cream soda floats :)

Personally, I don’t drink it anyway !


As for green mambas…..I can only imagine what they taste like !!

CH
ChippoPro3,372 posts
26 Sept 2025, 14:33
#15
26 Sept 2025, 14:33#15

Nothing like the taste of a good ol mamba hey Becs!

MP
MpowerPro5,061 posts
26 Sept 2025, 14:36
#16
26 Sept 2025, 14:36#16

Is a green Mamba with Vodka? I have never had one…will try it today:)

XA
XaviPro1,924 posts
26 Sept 2025, 14:47
#17
26 Sept 2025, 14:47#17

@Mpower,


In Durbs its with Cane (usually Mainstay) but elsewheres i think it's vodka and some with a bitters aswell.

BE
becsPro4,378 posts
26 Sept 2025, 14:47
#18
26 Sept 2025, 14:47#18

Stop it, Chippo :)


Dont you go getting drunk, Mpower :)

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
26 Sept 2025, 15:07
#19
26 Sept 2025, 15:07#19

I usually do my green mamba with a good scotch….a Scottish tot which barely covers the bottom of the glass and a drop of crème soda. Then I wash away the taste with a proper pour of McCallans,

XA
XaviPro1,924 posts
26 Sept 2025, 15:31
#20
26 Sept 2025, 15:31#20

Fine Whisky's are wasted on me, it'd just end up in a pint glass with lots of ice and coke. At a Scottish wedding (piper, kilts, sporrans, no undies, the works) there was a few flasks of some super posh single malt, so many years old blah blah etc going around our table. I thought it tasted like creosote. Went to the bar. Double rum and coke please and thank you.

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
26 Sept 2025, 15:38
#21
26 Sept 2025, 15:38#21

Sacrilege….nectar of the gods!

XA
XaviPro1,924 posts
26 Sept 2025, 15:44
#22
26 Sept 2025, 15:44#22

Yep, I'm an unashamed cretin when it comes to those kind of things


One of my mates is big into his whiskys and another brews and bottles his own ales. They're forever trying to get me to taste this or that and telling me about the "notes" or where I'll taste the difference and I'm just thinking how one is good for stripping paint and the other would make great wood sealer. LOL.

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
26 Sept 2025, 16:03
#23
26 Sept 2025, 16:03#23

Hahaha…..to tell you the truth it is an acquired taste, as they say. Meaning you have to convince yourself you like it. I will say this though, as you get older one’s tolerance for alcohol diminishes and I find Single Malts a little easier on the system than a heavy Burgundy.



MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
26 Sept 2025, 16:04
#24
26 Sept 2025, 16:04#24

Or we could just eat ice creams like Dave

XA
XaviPro1,924 posts
26 Sept 2025, 16:26
#25
26 Sept 2025, 16:26#25

"Or we could just eat ice creams like Dave"


Now you're talking.

MP
MpowerPro5,061 posts
26 Sept 2025, 17:19
#26
26 Sept 2025, 17:19#26

Xavi Mainstay Cane is vicious stuff:) And no Becs I won’t get to drunk….. I am busy with my second Green Mamba, using Absolute Vodka:) not to bad but very sweet……

BE
becsPro4,378 posts
26 Sept 2025, 17:32
#27
26 Sept 2025, 17:32#27

Go steady, Mpower :)

MP
MpowerPro5,061 posts
26 Sept 2025, 20:22
#28
26 Sept 2025, 20:22#28

Thanks Becs I am fine, only had two. Not something I can drink a lot of….hope you are fine otherwise??


Your Summer seems to be nice this year….have a lovely eve.


I am watching a movie called The Edge with Anthony Hopkins and Alec Baldwin. They stuck in the wilderness with a Huge Bear wanting to eat them.

BE
becsPro4,378 posts
26 Sept 2025, 22:43
#29
26 Sept 2025, 22:43#29

I’m ok, Mpower. Thanks for asking :)


We have had a lovely summer this year. It’s a bit chilly tonight though.



Has the bear eaten them yet ?! Don’t tell me they kill it :(

I’ve been watching Quins play Bath. Not a bad match given it’s the start of the season.

MP
MpowerPro5,061 posts
27 Sept 2025, 10:22
#30
27 Sept 2025, 10:22#30

Yes they eventually manage to get the Bear after it kills there friend….sorry about the game:(



KI
kingcornPro3,695 posts
27 Sept 2025, 14:14
#31
27 Sept 2025, 14:14#31

It is known that colour in good and specific dies creates retards. That explains it all now

CH
ChippoPro3,372 posts
30 Sept 2025, 17:30
#32
30 Sept 2025, 17:30#32

David

This got me thinking over the past few days.

There is an incredible substitute for Creme Soda specifically for you.

Its called water.


Ever heard of it? It's great if you are trying to reduce calorie intake.

AJ
AJHPro3,183 posts
02 Oct 2025, 16:38
#33
02 Oct 2025, 16:38#33

Well I guess it is time for this sport forum to expand and add a BOOZE section for the members to air the knowledge and experiences that they have acquired and gone through in their lifetime thus far, plus keeping us updated on their failings when they have one to many!


Other than hangovers that is.


Cheers, Red Noses.

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