Guy with earri.ng?

A guy turns up to a friend's braai wearing two fake pearl earrings. 
"Since when do you wear earrings?" His friend asks.
"Since my wife found them in my car."
:)

 Ha ha, good one Plum, lol

 
Tell me, Plum ... do you wear two earrings?

Are they perhaps pearl earrings?

 Whoops, be careful Plum cc is getting interested

 Whassat JW ? Does Clunty the Clown want to give poor Mr Plum a "pearl necklace " ? Is he finally coming out ?Run Mr Plum run!

 
Haaaaaahahahahahaaaa.

Rather that than dip my wick in mutton, hey Chubs??

Baaaaa Baaaaa ... the mating call that has Chubs come a running ... gum boots and all

lol!!!


 

 Nah CC. I did though, back when I was a teen and wanted to feel special and original. Unfortunately tattoos don't come off as easily as earrings. Luckily I didn't go full inmate on myself when getting ink...Unlike some of my mates. 
Always makes me laugh when I hear people describing the "meaning" or "significance" of their tattoos. Like here is a dragon, fighting a tiger on the precipice of a volcano, in a  thunderstorm, while the apocalypse plays out in the back ground. 
"Wow what does that that tat represent?"
"I got to celebrate the birth of a friend's second daughter."
"Cool, makes sense."
:/

 
Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaa!!!

Yeah ... tats have never interested me. Earrings did at one stage though ... or rather just the one on my left ear.

The hole is still open and putting one of my wife's earrings in somethings reminds me of the days I used to roll my own joints and have a little spliff.

Now I'm a law abiding gentleman ... and don't do those things anymore ... or not ... lol!!!