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Haka time. Do NOT talk, move or blink!

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
23 Sept 2019, 20:14
#1
23 Sept 2019, 20:14#1
Seems like when the haka is happening one is under threat of a fine if you do anything but stand there like a good boy.
Incredible.
‘Direspectful’ bokke fans slated for chanting over the All Blacks’ hakaDaniel Friedman

The Sunday Times described the behaviour of SA fans who sang ‘Olé, olé’ during the traditional dance as ‘vile, uncouth and uncultured’.

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The defeat of the Springboks at the hands of the All Blacks during our national team’s debut match at the 2019 Rugby World Cup may not have been the only humiliation South Africa suffered on Saturday, with many rugby fans on social media criticising SA supporters for chanting while the New Zealand team performed the haka.This move on the part of the bokke fans present at the International Stadium in Yokohama, Japan was called “disrespectful” by some on social media.

The Sunday Times agreed, writing in its report on the match on Sunday morning that “yesterday’s 23-13 defeat of the Springboks was not the only pain to be suffered by SA. A group of South African fans spoilt the moment of the haka with undignified chanting of ‘Olé, olé'”.

“It was vile, uncouth and uncultured,” the 

While most appeared to be critical of the chanting, some argued that there was nothing disrespectful about the chants of “Olé, olé” as the haka may be seen as an intimidation tactic and the Springbok fans were merely attempting to counter this.

Irish journalist Andy McGeady, meanwhile, expressed the view that teams facing the All Blacks, as well as their fans, should be allowed to react to the haka in any way they wish.

“The haka is fine. Have at it. But mandating that the opposition stand there nicely to face it, on threat of a fine, is a load of rubbish,” he tweeted.

The haka is a Maori traditional, ceremonial dance, accompanied by chanting. It has been used by the All Blacks before matches since 1988. According to Wikipedia, while the dances are often associated with warriors and seen as a war chant, “haka are performed to welcome distinguished guests, or to acknowledge great achievements, occasions or funerals.”

DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
23 Sept 2019, 20:19
#2
23 Sept 2019, 20:19#2

Yet the bagpipes were banned from stadiums for Scottish matches during the 2011 RWC...some animals are more equal than others. 

CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
23 Sept 2019, 20:32
#3
23 Sept 2019, 20:32#3

Well ... personally I find the Haka rather entertaining.

I turn the volume up full blast when it begins. It booms through the neighbourhood.

It gives me gooseflesh an builds and awesome atmosphere ... so I too would love it if the crowd shut the fcuk up.


PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
23 Sept 2019, 20:38
#4
23 Sept 2019, 20:38#4

I prefer the bagpipes to almost anything, as far as battle intros go.

Must say, I've grown q uite accustomed to our Zulu dentist.

Guy took ALL the roids.

CC. D'ya finally take a break from swiping right on Grinder? Remember to leave some dick for the other closeted sixty-somethings. You never know when they'll have their very own CC moment.

RO
RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
23 Sept 2019, 20:41
#5
23 Sept 2019, 20:41#5
I see the Kiwi-bashers are getting all red-faced about the haka but not saying a word about the Tongan Sipi Tau, the Fijian Cibi or the Samoan Siva Tau.
I enjoyed the Tongan Sipi Tau before the England game. Great passion and you could see the Poms getting a but riled when the fingers were pointing. Great stuff.
Just to add, while I personally enjoy all these cultural pre-game war dances, I feel teams (and spectators) should be allowed to respond to them however they like. This business that we all have to shut up and respect it is nonsense.
CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
23 Sept 2019, 20:48
#6
23 Sept 2019, 20:48#6

Are you high again? You sound totally out of it.

... "suite accustomed" huh!!

Really? Not sure what that means but if it makes you happy then great. 

A druggie and a closet poef.

Dipped your wick in shit lately?


RO
RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
23 Sept 2019, 20:50
#7
23 Sept 2019, 20:50#7
Some years ago there was a legendary internet blogger called Viscount Crouchback. He was a Pom who posted on a few different sites including rugby ones and he was a wind-up artist of note.
He had a suggestion for how British teams should respond to the haka and I can't remember his exact words but he suggested forming two rows, both facing the haka with the forwards kneeling and the backs standing. As the haka started, the players would all aim imaginary muskets and fire off a few volleys, remi nding the face-pulling savages of how the haka played out in real life.
Can you just imagine the outcry of the Poms had to do that in a RWC semi? I would pay good money to see it.

CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
23 Sept 2019, 20:51
#8
23 Sept 2019, 20:51#8

Yeah I guess. Drowning it out though spoils it for those who wanna hear it ... like me.



DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
23 Sept 2019, 21:03
#9
23 Sept 2019, 21:03#9

I like the haka and it should be retained, but elevated above other rugby traditions? Not fair.

BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
23 Sept 2019, 21:18
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23 Sept 2019, 21:18#10

The hahahahahaka is a lot of fun if you are in the mood for bawdy comedy. Nobody takes it servously except small children, the kbbs and the two turncoats wee cc the kvwi wannabe and of course rooikiwi

Notice how, as always, these two frot twits are found firmly in support of the kiwis and castigating the Saffas!

Of course having a counter to the hahahahaka is only fair and adds to the lowbrow comedy. Personally i would like to see the three tenors singing Ole at the top of their voices so as to drown out the wee ab dopes! Hahahahhahahahahaha that would be hilarious!

Wee Beau Barrat trying to look fierce,. Perenara with his swivel eyes long tongue and maniacal look is a classic circus clown stuff i remember as a kid.

So far be it for me to want to remove this absurdity as the kds and older kids do so enjoy the spectacle the wee abs make of themselves! Poor rooitwvt and wee cc need some excitement and fun after all!


PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
23 Sept 2019, 21:30
#11
23 Sept 2019, 21:30#11

No problem at all with the hakA...on invitation. As it should be.

The problem is when a team is forced to stand there or be fined. When the fuck did that become a rule anyway?

And Rooi, we don't play Fiji or the others enough for it to annoy me. 

CC. Your anal fascination is out of control. Stop jerking off to Mr Olym pia already. All those guys are out of your league anyway. The Ron Jeremy types are more you're speed. 

BO
bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
23 Sept 2019, 22:38
#12
23 Sept 2019, 22:38#12

I'm glad that our supporters responded with a word perfect rendition of our emotional 'Ole' song ........ just why the world's greatest team achie ves a psychological pregame boost while their opponents have to obediently stand in silence.is beyond moi.

DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
23 Sept 2019, 22:52
#13
23 Sept 2019, 22:52#13

All in the name of good sportsmanship and fair contest I'm sure. 

BL
BlackboyClub Pro702 posts
24 Sept 2019, 06:05
#14
24 Sept 2019, 06:05#14
Its cultural dom fuk pussy doesn’t get that..............he and beanshit should get a room together and work it out......................maybe they could make up their own cultural dance ...........waaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!!
CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
24 Sept 2019, 07:47
#15
24 Sept 2019, 07:47#15

Plum ... let's get something straight ... I'm not the one with shit on my dick.

You are.  

I have never had shit on my dick. I never will. There is nothing about a butt hole that turns me on.

You on the other hand thought it cool to come aboard here and boast how you sodomize your girlfriend. Why did you do that? Were you hoping for our approval?

Shows you what kind of an arsehole you are ... telling others about your conquests ... what you did to someone you're suppose to love.

You have no integrity ... no moral standards ... no breeding.

If anyone is obsessed about peoples sphincters ... it is you. Are you bisexual? It probably doesn't matter who the sphincter belongs to. Male or female.

Are you a part of the GLBT clan? 

Oh and don't fool yourself into thinking that you're doing it to pleasure her. You aren't. It's your own perverted fantasies that you're trying to satisfy.

The next time you have a braai ... tell your mates about what you do to the girl inside ... and then watch them as she comes out carrying drinks & snacks for you lot.

I wonder how she would react if she knew what you were saying behind her back?



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redsmanPro1,710 posts
24 Sept 2019, 08:00
#16
24 Sept 2019, 08:00#16

Funniest thing ever - imagine if poms get through to final v the all sacks and pull this move... one for the ages... in fact worth every cent of every fine..............lol


"He had a suggestion for how British teams should respond to the haka and I can't remember his exact words but he suggested forming two rows, both facing the haka with the forwards kneeling and the backs standing. As the haka started, the players would all aim imaginary muskets and fire off a few volleys, remnding the face-pulling savages of how the haka played out in real life."

CR
CrusadersfanPro3,099 posts
24 Sept 2019, 08:24
#17
24 Sept 2019, 08:24#17

I would love to see that, great for a laugh.

Everyone takes themselves far to serious these days. I don't give a fuck if the other team stayed in the changing shed during the national anthem of Haka.

Opposition are free to do what they want as far as I am concerned

BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
24 Sept 2019, 10:26
#18
24 Sept 2019, 10:26#18

The haka is low brow comedy and deserves all the mocking it gets. 

The mongs put on a performance well suited to their mentality and the mentality of their supporters.

Eveeyone has a great laugh at their expense so no harm done. Long live the hahahaha and all the rude comebacks. 

To poor trad 2 year old the hahahahaka is the pinnacle of cultural expression. Hilarious stuff from the mong! 

RA
RazorClub Pro150 posts
24 Sept 2019, 10:40
#19
24 Sept 2019, 10:40#19

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PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
24 Sept 2019, 11:09
#20
24 Sept 2019, 11:09#20

CC here's how this will go...

I will say. Show the thread where I did as you claim here...

"You on the other hand thought it cool to come aboard here and boast how you sodomize your girlfriend. Why did you do that? Were you hoping for our approval?"

You will say...I don't need to. Everybody knows it. You know it. And I know it.

Again, I will say, well then just put up the thread and prove me wrong. 

You will not be able to be because it doesn't.

You will resort to more adhominems because that's what small brains always do when there's no evidence to back their claim.

The evidence, well it will never appear.

Here's some incentive for you, or anyone else on the board.

I will pay R10k to you or any other member that can pull up the thread which backs up your claim. And I am am dead serious.

So, the question remains.

Why you are so obsessed with gayness, dicks in rectums etc etc

BECAUSE YOU ARE A RAGING HOMOSEXUAL. 

Want me to pull up yet more threads where other, people, not me, but other people in totally unrelated posts have noticed this?

I'm fine with it if your like boys.

It's your life. 

But for the love of God stop projecting it on to others you absolute soft fabric loving queen.

Here's another...Just for good measure...people are on to you bro. They have been for a long time. It's beyond obvious now.

Now, if us, as people that only know you on here can see right through you...imagine how long your colleagues, family and friends have known.

Yes, mate, they know that pink shirt you wear sometimes isn't being worn ironically. They notice how you are extra perky on those days.

Again, and for the last time, get some capital P in ya and leave hetero people alone.

Ok...Sheila?

Posted by: Just_win (17711 posts)

Jul 11, 2017, 17:25

 Hi Wardad, glad you are ok mate.


Well at least wee cc is not posting his g a y fantasies anymore.
DE
DennyCaptain12,893 posts
24 Sept 2019, 11:39
#21
24 Sept 2019, 11:39#21

"Shows you what kind of an arsehole you are ... telling others about your conquests ... what you did to someone you're suppose to love." 

"You have no integrity ... no moral standards ... no breeding." 

Oh the irony.....this from the Fat Lip who boasted on a rugby forum about how he stabbed coloured chappies...

The Fat Lip Turncoat has the hide to poke his grimy little finger when he in the past exposed himself as a "tough guy" with knife in hand.



PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
24 Sept 2019, 11:47
#22
24 Sept 2019, 11:47#22

Lol

I mean, if someone offered me R10k to simply back up a claim with evidence...I mean, I'd take a day off work in pursuit. Especially when the evidence should be a few button clicks away.

Ah sunlight...truly the best disinfectant.

DE
DennyCaptain12,893 posts
24 Sept 2019, 12:07
#23
24 Sept 2019, 12:07#23

Laugh at the clown......he is of zero importance and value.

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
24 Sept 2019, 12:21
#24
24 Sept 2019, 12:21#24

Normally at this point, a guy like him would look around to his friends for support.

One problem there.

Can't by chips if you don't have change.

CE
CeradynePro9,374 posts
24 Sept 2019, 12:24
#25
24 Sept 2019, 12:24#25
Crusadersfan

Bok regular

904 posts

Sep 24, 2019, 08:24

I would love to see that, great for a laugh.

Everyone takes themselves far to serious these days. I don't give a fuck if the other team stayed in the changing shed during the national anthem of Haka.

Opposition are free to do what they want as far as I am concerned







DE
DennyCaptain12,893 posts
24 Sept 2019, 12:31
#26
24 Sept 2019, 12:31#26

Normally at this point, a guy Gay like him would look around to his friends (can't say I've noticed any) for support.

Actually, in typical Turncoat fashion he U- turned on the only one he had....


PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
24 Sept 2019, 12:34
#27
24 Sept 2019, 12:34#27

I just wanna know of its true that a team gets fined if they don't stand as required for the hakA.

BL
BlackboyClub Pro702 posts
24 Sept 2019, 13:13
#28
24 Sept 2019, 13:13#28
Shows FA what you know about it pussy plum................. like crusadersfan said who the fuck cares what you do....................take your handbag and do your knitting if facing the haka scares the shit outa you..................waaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!
PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
24 Sept 2019, 13:25
#29
24 Sept 2019, 13:25#29

Here CC

I found the very thread where all your lies began.

https://www.ruckersforum.com/forum/sport/archives/11081/

Type "CTRL + F"

Then put "Plum"  in the search field.

It will take you directly to our back and forth. 

Where I clearly tell you that gay love and hetero love are not only about gay or straight sex. Which to most normal people is simply and logically true.

You interpreted that as...

"You on the other hand thought it cool to come aboard here and boast how you sodomize your girlfriend. Why did you do that? Were you hoping for our approval?"


So, in conclusion. You intentionally misinterpreted what I said for the sake of giving you an opportunity to talk about things you yourself want to do. 

...And you've kept it going for five years.

So, are you surprised when so many posters here think know you're a closet case?

And now you look so damn stupid. Well, at least the brain fits the face.

You absolute cretin.


BL
BlackboyClub Pro702 posts
24 Sept 2019, 13:46
#30
24 Sept 2019, 13:46#30
It’s beanshits responses that are fucking hilarious.........waaaahhhaaaa!!!! ‘One wonders if Plum isn't at least a latent perv if he doesnt find all this stuff totally disgusting.’ ‘Here we have Plum who has rejected God now quite comfortable with the perversion of homosexuality.’ So beanshit you little Christian hypocrite........... You can overlook pussy plum’s support of homosexuality as long as he fucks the ABS over..................waaaahhhaaaa you dom fuk
PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
24 Sept 2019, 14:10
#31
24 Sept 2019, 14:10#31

Note: Trad had stepped in for CC.

Tag your mate back in Trad. You're boring and barely one dimensional.

Wait what... his silhouette is but a spec on the horizon.

Oh well, lay down with dogs. You know the rest.

BL
BlackboyClub Pro702 posts
24 Sept 2019, 14:13
#32
24 Sept 2019, 14:13#32
Pussyplum put up another of your whiny posts..............I need some humouring.....waaaaaahhhaaaa!!!!!! I could change the avatar to something you might prefer............like chippo’s....would that help poo dipper?????
PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
24 Sept 2019, 14:16
#33
24 Sept 2019, 14:16#33

Soddra jjyy Bikkie Die tal sam eke prat saal eke sjo mak.

BL
BlackboyClub Pro702 posts
24 Sept 2019, 14:25
#34
24 Sept 2019, 14:25#34
Waaaaaaahhhhaaaa double Dutch double dutch.... Yizwa imithandazo yethu, Nkosi sikelela, thina lusapho Iwayo............this language I prefer scum balls......LMAO
PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
24 Sept 2019, 14:29
#35
24 Sept 2019, 14:29#35

As I thought.

Oki bye bye now

BL
BlackboyClub Pro702 posts
24 Sept 2019, 14:57
#36
24 Sept 2019, 14:57#36
Awww sweetheart....you tearfully run away again??? Just when things were starting to heat up........I notice you do that a lot .....any reason???
AJ
AJHPro3,183 posts
26 Sept 2019, 21:22
#37
26 Sept 2019, 21:22#37

National anthems prior to a test are awesome.

But all other "Traditions" etc show be curtailed.

In RSA you have African so called "Warriors" draped in animal skins running onto the field and doing "what".

Yep acting as clowns. 

These guys have never played the game of rugby and besides that what has African customs got to do with the game of rugby or the Springboks.

All Bullshit.

Blow the whistle and get on with the game.



RA
RazorClub Pro150 posts
27 Sept 2019, 14:17
#38
27 Sept 2019, 14:17#38

Why do Newzullu nders call their sheep Arty?

RA
RazorClub Pro150 posts
27 Sept 2019, 14:23
#39
27 Sept 2019, 14:23#39

Duplicate...answer below.

RA
RazorClub Pro150 posts
27 Sept 2019, 14:24
#40
27 Sept 2019, 14:24#40


Come...arty.... Come....arty.... Come...arty...Kori

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