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Help me define

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PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 May 2018, 12:00
#1
17 May 2018, 12:00#1

Here are some direct quotes from three threads. Took me about five to copy and past them...


I challenge anyone here to go out and find even a tenth of the insults below leveled against Cloudy by myself. Her range of personal insults is in reality quite wide and covers just about every angle possible.


I don't take it personally. It's rather impressive actually.


The only truly nasty insult was the claim that i'm a sexist. there were zero grounds for that, and there still are none, yet the label has now stuck and she uses it openly. That in my book is trying to paint someone as a nasty person who believes others are inherently inferior. Something i've been taught all my life was the worst possible mode of existence.


She claimed not to understand something very simple that i was saying, on the basis of being a simple person living a simple life, i called her a simpleton. Why? Because why get involved in a conversation if you're gonna cop out by saying that you're a simple person the moment your defeated? Here's what followed...


The odd put down is pure banter. Everyone here does it!




“It's hypocritical to go on the way he does about cheating in NZ rugby yet he has openly defended them, such a paradox. Waste of time.”

 

“Ou Prune is having a meltdown”

 

“Reason is an idiot you wouldn't know jack poo you don't live here so go lie down and this time take your meds”

 

“..his articles are up and down like ou Prune”

 

“Best you get out from your mums dungeon and educate yourself instead of feigning intellect behind a computer.”

 

“Hey Wardad.....well it all makes sense now. He actually does live where the sun don't shine ”

 

“You're such a hypocrite.”

 

“Poo Plum”

 

“It's called little eerrr mans syndrome Wardad ”

 

“It's simple poo plum.....the spoken word.”

 

“Get out of the basement that might help clear your fuzzy head. Too much of the funny stuff, that stuff is known to deaden the brain.”

 

“I can see my eyes plum.....ummm yours are a big red. Are they bloodshot?”

 

“I wouldn't give them the pleasure but it's obvious I get under their skin just because I'm a woman.”

 

“This is better than Jim Carey trying to wriggle out of being such a liar liar.”

 

“Methinks you don't really have an opinion, you obviously follow the masses and can't even form one on your own.”

 

“Objective?? Hysterical is more like it”

 

“What's happened plum are you slowly losing your marbles because these hateful Kiwis are just not seeing things your way??”

 

“Oh and btw I know what Luke meant when he wrote durastriction but being such a smartie you had to point that out just to let everyone know what an intellectual you are.”

 

“I thought one person in particular was willing to put it all aside and call a truce but here he is going nuts again.”

 

“It's quite pathetic to see grown men acting this way”

 

“CC......perhaps you and plum need to get a room??”

 

“Seb....I can take or leave this place but think I'll stick around just to annoy the two resident sexists ”

 

“You'd be better off addressing the real issue but I think you're only worried about your ego being more bruised than go there.”

 

“Careful brycy.......we don't want the loonies to start making sense.”

 

“Waiting.........waiting basement dweller!”

 

“Ok ou Prune have it your way you obviously can't think of anything to substantiate your mindless drivel.”

 

“Keep running with the pack, but do watch out for your mate who's reputation as the resident bully seems to be over-shadowing yours as the cleverest dickie in here.”

 

“' he could dull the edge off yer knives just by his presence'

Have to remember that one wardad”


"That's not intellectual and if you condone that sort of stuff coming from your mate then you are as depraved as he. Film producer yeah right. Talk about a facade. Wow!"


“That the best you can do, repeat yourself?? Well I'm not about to do the same so work it out Plato and keep running with the pack while you're at it.”


“Ou Prune has been exposed hahahaha he wants us to believe he's a film producer when he's really just a sponger living in his mums basement.”


“A basement dweller, I ask you, what would a film producer be doing in here talking to a cow girl?? Hilarious”


“Of course you found that funny typical. You and that oldtimer need to get a room and entertain yourselves with your stupid jokes about sheep and cows, is it a bestial thing, as it only seems to be funny to you two bozos.”


“What a fake you are.....think you might want to rethink that...”


“Lol Ka mate, look how clever I am, look how high I can climb so I can look down on you low lives. Look at me conversing with a milkman duh”


“Perhaps those bullies just can't stand a woman talking about rugby.”


Then there’s this gem about how she is victimised purely on the basis of being a woman and not because she in fact has far and away done the most insulting, attacking and slandering…


“It's never been more apparent than in male dominated forums like these. I can't compete with the insults and nor should I.....I respect myself too much to sink to their levels and unfortunately that's what happens.”


“Yep and my dad always used to say manners maketh the man”


In summary, here are the insults...Sexism, Drug Abuse, Little Man Syndrome, Homosexuality, Hypocrite, Liar, Fakery, Mental Instability, Medicated, Hysteria, Egotistical, Bully, LOL Lives in a basement(I kinda like this one in an 80s dont give a shyte kinda way), Lunatic, Sponger, Poor Manners..shall i continue?


Now, i'll reiterate that final gem...


"I can't compete with the insults(you're leading the pack dear) and nor should I.....I respect myself too much to sink to their levels and unfortunately that's what happens."


High road anyone?


I personally don't think that i've leveled such a variety of insults in total on this board since day one.


Honestly though, I'd appreciate if those of you bored enough would point point out where specifically i crossed the line and i'll make sure that i refrain from doing it in the future. That's a promise.


Maybe i shouldn't have called her the Milkman

BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
17 May 2018, 12:11
#2
17 May 2018, 12:11#2
Shocking stuff from the Cloudster who i am sure will apologise for her bad behaviour! This reminds me of how Crooked Hillary tried to pin various labels on the Trump Deplorables. Clouster supports Crooked Hillary so its all in keeping with that.Plum you should have called her the milkmaid you beast!Beeno havi ng to correct all and sundry on the board

KM
Ka MateClub Pro246 posts
17 May 2018, 12:29
#3
17 May 2018, 12:29#3
Prune it's simple. Instead of drawing attention to how much you need to get a life and what a big girl's blouse you are, rather just stop acting like a pork chop.
PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 May 2018, 13:19
#4
17 May 2018, 13:19#4

Thread is about clarity. 

Thought that was obvious. 

Apparently not.

WA
WardadPro6,663 posts
17 May 2018, 13:34
#5
17 May 2018, 13:34#5

Has he been going through old threads like some obsessive fanboy Cloudy ? He likes to make sly backhanded comments instead of saying what he means up front like a proper bloke ,plausible deniability ? 

He only has one person here who would agree with him Cloudy and its his former abuser cleam clunt. 

Heres some clarity ,sly sneaky git with his panties in a bunch = plumbag.

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 May 2018, 13:54
#6
17 May 2018, 13:54#6

Lol

Nah, I'm computer literate so it only took me five mins...

Yes Plum, the master conspirator who knows the future. 

Haha WD you can do better.

Maybe you can't?

I live in hope.


DE
DennyCaptain12,893 posts
17 May 2018, 14:13
#7
17 May 2018, 14:13#7

Lost another game of Chess.......geeez it hurts! 

JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
17 May 2018, 14:37
#8
17 May 2018, 14:37#8

Identify of Plum revealed.
Poor wee chap was in the corner too long, no wonder he's obsessed with his plum
PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 May 2018, 14:49
#9
17 May 2018, 14:49#9

LOL Cloudy

Nobody is trying to garner any type of apology. Again, you're mistaken.



PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 May 2018, 15:00
#10
17 May 2018, 15:00#10

I didn't edit, it...lol why would I?

But I'll see if i can fix it for you.

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 May 2018, 15:06
#11
17 May 2018, 15:06#11

Yes, and then i forgot how i did it. Cos now i can't figure out how to change it back.

Clearly a criminal mastermind.

JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
17 May 2018, 15:10
#12
17 May 2018, 15:10#12
Plum, when you figure it out just shorten the title to "Help me " & we will do our best to do so
PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 May 2018, 15:13
#13
17 May 2018, 15:13#13

How does one edit headings? I'm using Firefox

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 May 2018, 15:16
#14
17 May 2018, 15:16#14

Yep, it's under the normal edit button.

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 May 2018, 15:17
#15
17 May 2018, 15:17#15

Actually, now that i know how, let me amend it again so that its more fair, tell me what you think

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 May 2018, 15:20
#16
17 May 2018, 15:20#16

Well, i think you'll find that i now accommodated your side too?

Better?

KM
Ka MateClub Pro246 posts
17 May 2018, 15:21
#17
17 May 2018, 15:21#17
Prune, you'd better also edit the bit where you said "I didn't edit, it...lol why would I?" otherwise you'll look like the liar that you are.
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
17 May 2018, 15:21
#18
17 May 2018, 15:21#18

Simply "Help!" would be better.

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 May 2018, 15:32
#19
17 May 2018, 15:32#19
@ Kak Maat

Quick question?

Do you use a VPN?



WA
WardadPro6,663 posts
17 May 2018, 15:39
#20
17 May 2018, 15:39#20

JW all I see in that pic is "Little jack horn..." is that like beandorks trumpet ? has that Jack feller got his thumb up plum ?

The mind boggles .

Once again Plu mbob no-pants has used 10,000 words where zero would suffice .

WA
WardadPro6,663 posts
17 May 2018, 15:41
#21
17 May 2018, 15:41#21

Plumbob no-pants ,because they are on fire  Ka Mate  ? .

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 May 2018, 15:44
#22
17 May 2018, 15:44#22

hahah, i swear its not me!

There's something wonky here.

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 May 2018, 15:45
#23
17 May 2018, 15:45#23

Well if nothing else, we've discovered the Edit function is bugged.

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 May 2018, 15:46
#24
17 May 2018, 15:46#24

LOL Cloudy, do you know what a VPN is?


JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
17 May 2018, 15:47
#25
17 May 2018, 15:47#25

The title just changed to "Help me define" again. I think we have squeezed the juice out of this plum (so to speak) time to move onto another subject.

KM
Ka MateClub Pro246 posts
17 May 2018, 15:48
#26
17 May 2018, 15:48#26
Am I using a VPN now or do I ever use one?
No and yes.
WA
WardadPro6,663 posts
17 May 2018, 15:49
#27
17 May 2018, 15:49#27

"Help me define.." how about "eejit " as in "" some eejit keeps changing the  heading hoping no one will notice " ,but in this case a mirror will suffice 

WA
WardadPro6,663 posts
17 May 2018, 15:51
#28
17 May 2018, 15:51#28

VPN = Very Puny Nuts ? Vici ous Prune Nob ? Violet Plum Numbooger ?

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 May 2018, 15:53
#29
17 May 2018, 15:53#29

See, i even put a ticket in on the main page with Admin.

How dastardly of me. The underhandedness knows no bounds.

Careful what you accuse me of now...if they come back saying it's a known issue then you're gonna look mighty silly.

WA
WardadPro6,663 posts
17 May 2018, 15:53
#30
17 May 2018, 15:53#30

Very Pompous Nutcase sounds about right Cloudy 

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 May 2018, 15:54
#31
17 May 2018, 15:54#31

@ Ka Maat

Just thought i might enjoy investigating Mike's claim is all.

It gets boring down here in the basement.

I'm gonna venture a guess that you route though Cape Town?


WA
WardadPro6,663 posts
17 May 2018, 15:56
#32
17 May 2018, 15:56#32

See ya Cloudy <JW Ka Mate .Soon plumple will be screaming about how hes being oppressed like those peasants in Monty Pythons Holy Grail .

JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
17 May 2018, 16:00
#33
17 May 2018, 16:00#33

See you later Wardad, hopefully the rugby will be good enough to engage us... failing that we can talk about the refs

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 May 2018, 16:01
#34
17 May 2018, 16:01#34

@WD

If i were there, under that horse...i'd be more worried about being pissed on then being pissed off.

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 May 2018, 16:13
#35
17 May 2018, 16:13#35

Cloudy, i was never pissed off.

I just refuse to be labelled with a tag of discrimination...of any kind!

That was the point of this. Nipping a potential tag in the bud before things get really nasty.

As far as i'm concerned, we're 100%

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
17 May 2018, 16:32
#36
17 May 2018, 16:32#36

Agreed

JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
17 May 2018, 16:40
#37
17 May 2018, 16:40#37
Congrats! Now what do we talk about Oh, yeah, that's right... there's always rugby
Read may be out until at least July. George Bridge could be a dark horse in terms of chances to make the ABs; could the Sunwolves beat the stormers - Sunwolves have improved a lot under ex Chief coach  Jamie Joesph, etc. 
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
17 May 2018, 16:40
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17 May 2018, 16:40#38
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Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
17 May 2018, 16:40
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17 May 2018, 16:40#39
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