So if you do some research on the interweb, you’d be surprised - or not surprised - to learn that Henry Pollock was a gynaecological experiment.
His mother couldn’t birth him naturally or by C section - but rather by A section.
this is a procedure where they reroute the birth canal to the bum.
Yes fellow ruckers - Henry Pollock was born out his mothers chocolate starfish… making him a proper British ass!
Funny thing is… he tries so hard to be a pussy!
Funny this world…