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Hey Clean Cut

Started by Saffolk 33 REPLIES4,355 VIEWS· 04 Jun 2020, 15:00
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SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
04 Jun 2020, 15:00
#1
04 Jun 2020, 15:00#1
I want to extend an olive branch to you....... One covered in shit!! Love you baldy
CH
ChippoPro3,372 posts
04 Jun 2020, 17:09
#2
04 Jun 2020, 17:09#2

wtf

Who's that gay looking oke with the terrible receding hairline?

CH
ChippoPro3,372 posts
04 Jun 2020, 17:11
#3
04 Jun 2020, 17:11#3
I heard a while back that a goatee is a mudflap for moffies.

any truth in that David?
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
04 Jun 2020, 18:53
#4
04 Jun 2020, 18:53#4
Receding hairline my arse
CH
ChippoPro3,372 posts
04 Jun 2020, 19:16
#5
04 Jun 2020, 19:16#5

Thanks for clarifying.

For a second, I thought that was your face.

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
04 Jun 2020, 19:51
#6
04 Jun 2020, 19:51#6
White boys are very handsome!!!
DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
04 Jun 2020, 19:59
#7
04 Jun 2020, 19:59#7

 

Damn, I would like to buy you two a couple of beers. Would be a hoot!

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
04 Jun 2020, 20:36
#8
04 Jun 2020, 20:36#8

Dave seems to be more focused on the pork sausage on his plate.

SH
ShezzaPro2,471 posts
04 Jun 2020, 20:42
#9
04 Jun 2020, 20:42#9
The jawline seems to be lost under a layer of lard.
JA
JarheadRookie89 posts
04 Jun 2020, 21:18
#10
04 Jun 2020, 21:18#10

Chip: "wtf, Who's that gay looking oke with the terrible receding hairline?"

Saffex: "Receding hairline my arse"

Chip: "Thanks for clarifying., For a second, I thought that was your face.

Chip: "I heard a while back that a goatee is a mudflap for moffies. any truth in that David?"


This has to be some of he best dialog and the best replies!


CH
ChippoPro3,372 posts
04 Jun 2020, 21:21
#11
04 Jun 2020, 21:21#11

So David, I've analysed that photo closely.

Does that say "Father" in the top left corner?


If so, that would indicate that you got your son to take a screenshot of your contact on his phone.


Have you no shame?

Your mother frowned (well at least thats how it looked from the top) when I showed her this!

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
04 Jun 2020, 21:53
#12
04 Jun 2020, 21:53#12
Moz you might be right - but it would have been a key eye on a steak Chip you have lost me for once - I don’t recollect who took it, it’s a good year old My hair is a lot longer now Wife cut off 3 inches the other day!! Chip you would never have had 3 inches of hair in your life?
CH
ChippoPro3,372 posts
05 Jun 2020, 00:59
#13
05 Jun 2020, 00:59#13
Oh David I may not have had 3 inches on my head, but I’ve had 10 in your mum.
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
05 Jun 2020, 01:47
#14
05 Jun 2020, 01:47#14

What? All 10 cms?

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
05 Jun 2020, 09:04
#15
05 Jun 2020, 09:04#15
All 10 of about 50!!
CH
ChippoPro3,372 posts
05 Jun 2020, 15:48
#16
05 Jun 2020, 15:48#16

10inches out of 50?

Sounds like mum has been sharing one or two of our little secrets!


SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
05 Jun 2020, 18:06
#17
05 Jun 2020, 18:06#17
Chip I’m more than happy to challenge you on most things but I’m not taking a black man on when it comes to dick size!! I respectfully concede!!
CH
ChippoPro3,372 posts
05 Jun 2020, 18:46
#18
05 Jun 2020, 18:46#18
See As I said previously. It takes a real man to acknowledge his short comings. And you saf are a real man. Albeit a bit fat and bald.
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
05 Jun 2020, 18:50
#19
05 Jun 2020, 18:50#19
The only thing that is fat and bald is my dick
CH
ChippoPro3,372 posts
05 Jun 2020, 22:37
#20
05 Jun 2020, 22:37#20
Yeah. That changes once you hit puberty. Mum did say that you’re a bit of a late starter.
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
05 Jun 2020, 23:01
#21
05 Jun 2020, 23:01#21
Chip that needs an upgrade
DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
06 Jun 2020, 20:28
#22
06 Jun 2020, 20:28#22

Aag Saf, Chip seems to be struggling for new material, don't be too harsh on him. Rather tell  us about your upcoming trip to South Africa...that way, we can start planning where and when we are going to buy you some cold lagers....and Chip, forget about the inches and the parties...when are you visiting Cape Town again? 

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
06 Jun 2020, 20:44
#23
06 Jun 2020, 20:44#23
Draad you lot will be informed the day I book those flights
CH
ChippoPro3,372 posts
07 Jun 2020, 01:29
#24
07 Jun 2020, 01:29#24

Db, at this rate i'll be stuck at home for another month or so.

Where do you stay in Cape Town?

I've been to The Bay a few times in the past 3 years. It's my best spot to stay when I visit.



BL
bluebokPro3,977 posts
07 Jun 2020, 12:17
#25
07 Jun 2020, 12:17#25

I thought we all agreed a while back not to bring other poster's family into the board arguments? 

Its not so much that I get offended or anything, I just find the "yo momma" jokes boring and unimaginative! 

Still it is refreshing to see some different arguments for a change. To say the discusions about PSDT, DeAllende, Mostert, Meyer, the Steyns, etc etc had gotten fucking exhausting, would be the understatement of the century. 

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
07 Jun 2020, 16:30
#26
07 Jun 2020, 16:30#26
You aren’t offended..  but you are bored....it’s unimaginative....but then you are refreshed....no longer exhausted.
Tell you what, reading that logic I’m exhausted.
What most agreed was that this kind of rubbish goes on the Trumpet. For myself I don’t give a damn....I have always favored free speech.
BL
bluebokPro3,977 posts
07 Jun 2020, 17:10
#27
07 Jun 2020, 17:10#27
Ah as argumentative as always Moz. So first you have a go at me for being exhausted, then refreshed...trying to make me seem all indecisive. 
Then y ou go on about "this rubbish" going to the Trumpet, and then immediately say you "don't give a damn". Apprently you do give a damn, or else why mention the Trumpet? I may be back and forth, but at least I have company! 
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
07 Jun 2020, 17:54
#28
07 Jun 2020, 17:54#28

That’s democracy, I don’t give a damn, but it’s ’what most agreed’, so I follow the majority decision. All these strings should be in the Trumpet once they stray beyond a general discussion of posters, that could be applied to rugby.

SE
SebPro2,680 posts
04 Jan 2022, 22:41
#29
04 Jan 2022, 22:41#29

The Funny Thing Chippo is that I addressed the topic of Jarhead being the "star" of football section,

Then Snapster (of all posters...LOL) wants to extend "An Olive Branch" and to who...could you believe it, CC. 

CC is an interesting poster, not conventional, but basically a lot more cleaner than some...but very funny at times. CC how's your dogs?

CH
ChippoPro3,372 posts
04 Jan 2022, 23:41
#30
04 Jan 2022, 23:41#30
Sorry seb Not sure I’m following you here? What are you saying?
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
04 Jan 2022, 23:51
#31
04 Jan 2022, 23:51#31
Seb I really want some of that stuff you are smoking
SE
SebPro2,680 posts
04 Jan 2022, 23:56
#32
04 Jan 2022, 23:56#32

Chips if you are reasonably normal you enjoy disturbances...we are all in a certain way oddities...but it sometimes is fun  in this mundane and lacklustre world of pc and wokeness to poke around with it...out of complete scorn.

SE
SebPro2,680 posts
05 Jan 2022, 00:06
#33
05 Jan 2022, 00:06#33

That's why guys like you Chips, Beeno , Sansuke, Justwin, Redarse and Mossfart make this resililient forum and Super Supporter died a cancerous death....thanks to "Bedpan"

CH
ChippoPro3,372 posts
05 Jan 2022, 01:03
#34
05 Jan 2022, 01:03#34
Righteo
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