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Hey Plum ... about that off season chess gathering ... ??

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CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
10 Dec 2018, 12:08
#1
10 Dec 2018, 12:08#1

I doubt Denny will be up to facing Redneck and myself ... which is a pity ... but I guess when one mouths off as much as he has ... well, let's just say talk is cheap ... and one needs a big pair to back up all the boasting we've seen from him.

He's always had his tail firmly tucked and I can't see that changing any day soon ... so if we're going to do this we had better put it together ourselves.

Waiting on him would be foolish. It ain't gonna happen.

Anyone and everyone is invited to show us their magic ... what do you think ... ?  



BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
10 Dec 2018, 13:33
#2
10 Dec 2018, 13:33#2

Plum they all use computers to play so don't waste your time. Wee cc has been upgrading his software as fast as dense and rooitwit have been upgrading theirs! As soon as they have the latest upgrade they start mouthing off! Bwahahahhahaahhahahahahaha

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
10 Dec 2018, 15:25
#3
10 Dec 2018, 15:25#3

I'm game CC

Winding things this week and then I shall be available for some games.

What's the time limit on moves?

You play in one sitting or over days/weeks?

Anyway, I hope Denny joins. It was his idea to start with.

Haha Beeno

How is one supposed to to tell if people are automating?

CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
10 Dec 2018, 15:50
#4
10 Dec 2018, 15:50#4

Yeah ... I also hope Denny joins us ... doubt it though.

As for time limit ... we can set the parameters later but I would say no longer than 3 days ... it's up to you guys to decide what you'd prefer.

Patience isn't something I have much of.



PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
10 Dec 2018, 19:58
#5
10 Dec 2018, 19:58#5

My vote would be to arrange a time date and get it done in one sitting.

No idea what the preferred method is.

RO
RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
10 Dec 2018, 20:17
#6
10 Dec 2018, 20:17#6
There are also live games that can be played with time controls ranging from 1 minute to 45 minutes, but you can obviously only play against people who have some time available there and then. LIke me . . . now.
If anyone would like a 5 or 10 minute game right now, go to chess.com, register, search for Epicurus62 and challenge me to a game.
PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
10 Dec 2018, 22:13
#7
10 Dec 2018, 22:13#7

Let's set a date for this weekend. I'm up for one game on both Sat and Sun.

Short turn rules?

RO
RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
10 Dec 2018, 23:02
#8
10 Dec 2018, 23:02#8
You on SA time, Plum?
PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
10 Dec 2018, 23:15
#9
10 Dec 2018, 23:15#9

Yes

BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
10 Dec 2018, 23:21
#10
10 Dec 2018, 23:21#10

Plum you could get a nice virus and send it to these three miscreants? Would they last 5 minutes after their computer gives up the ghost! Hahahahahhahahahahahaha

RO
RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
10 Dec 2018, 23:29
#11
10 Dec 2018, 23:29#11
Saturday 10am, best of three. 10 minutes each per game.
CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
11 Dec 2018, 07:12
#12
11 Dec 2018, 07:12#12

Saturday at 10 it is then ... great ... look forward to it.

Will it only be us three?

Denny? I doubt Moffie knows anything about chess. Anyone else ... Mike?

Surely we can't be the only three on Ruckers interested in chess ... ?

BeanDip? Shezza? Poepol? 

Common fellas ... anyone from down under ... ?

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
11 Dec 2018, 07:47
#13
11 Dec 2018, 07:47#13

Sounds good. 

I'll read up on the rules this week

How's it work? If there's 3 of us, is the third able to watch?

CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
11 Dec 2018, 07:55
#14
11 Dec 2018, 07:55#14

Not sure ... hope so ... or ... I'm sure we can even set it up so that we play each other at the same time.

Have you registered yet .. what's your handle ... ?

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
11 Dec 2018, 12:06
#15
11 Dec 2018, 12:06#15

Have registered at Chess.com

Handle: ThePlumThe

Maybe we can increase the game length to 30 mins? I mean, at your ages, those neurons don't travel quite as quickly as they used to.

PS Expect more and escalating levels of trash talk as Saturday approaches...bitches!

CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
11 Dec 2018, 12:13
#16
11 Dec 2018, 12:13#16

Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaaaaa!!!

Actually, that suits me better.

Be afraid, bozo ... BE VERY AFRAID!!!!!!!


BL
bluebokPro3,977 posts
11 Dec 2018, 14:30
#17
11 Dec 2018, 14:30#17
Come on Denny, we can't have a situation where all the participants will make the podium!! Mozter, you also strike me as the kind of fellow with an aptitude for a game like chess. Are you not interested in having a go?  
I have not played a game of chess in probably 30 years, so I'll surely hit my name with a plank if I try to compete, but I respect you three for being brave enough to actually have a go instead of just talking about it. I'll be on the outskirts of Dulstroom this weekend annoying the actual fly fishermen with my dogs. So even if I wasn't too chicken shit to participate, I wouldn't be able to. So may the best man win! I'll be back in the land of the living on Wednesday next for an update. 
I'm assuming of course that the results will be published here? 
CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
11 Dec 2018, 16:06
#18
11 Dec 2018, 16:06#18

Yes of course ... I hope to be sporting both their heads on my wall ... and to be fair, I'll even play with my right hand tied behind my back ... yeah I know, a true gentleman ...


PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
11 Dec 2018, 16:22
#19
11 Dec 2018, 16:22#19

Just gotta learn what the one with the diagonal cut in it's head does then I'm good to go.

RO
RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
11 Dec 2018, 16:27
#20
11 Dec 2018, 16:27#20
Okay, so I suggest we each play the others twice, once with black and once with white. That's 4 games each. 
I think 30 minutes each is way too long. I'm thinking more like 10 minutes each for a 20 minute game. Whether I'm at home or at work, an hour is a very long time for me to dedicate without any interruptions.
I think what might be better than 10 minutes each is a 5/5 game where we get 5 minutes each plus another 5 seconds added to our clocks every time we make a move. It would probably also work out around about a 20 minute game but you can manage your time a lot better if you move really fast. Either way I'm easy but 30 minutes each is too long for me.

I'm actually free right now if either Klown or Plum wants to get their two games with me over and done with. I've just come home from the maxillo-facial surgeon who extracted a rear molar and put in two implant pins so I'm in a really, really crappy mood and ready to dish out some pain. I have to take tomorrow off as well so I'm pretty much available to play any time between now and tomorrow afternoon. Just let me know on this thread and I'll set up the games at chess.com.
CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
11 Dec 2018, 17:05
#21
11 Dec 2018, 17:05#21

Let me book my spot with you then for tomorrow morning ... say at 9 ... ok?

Speed chess is not my thing, Redneck. Let's try 10 minutes ...



RO
RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
11 Dec 2018, 17:32
#22
11 Dec 2018, 17:32#22
Not mine either Klown, my blitz rating is a lot lower than my standard rating. 
10 minutes each it is. See you tomorrow at 9 am!
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
11 Dec 2018, 17:57
#23
11 Dec 2018, 17:57#23
So what happened to Rugby Only on the top page. Not that I give a damn, but the hypocrisy is epic. So Urinal is it now okay for other posters to pursue non rugby topics on the first page? If not, please explain the topic limits.
RO
RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
11 Dec 2018, 18:12
#24
11 Dec 2018, 18:12#24
Oh do shut up you pompous old fart.
DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
11 Dec 2018, 18:15
#25
11 Dec 2018, 18:15#25

Moz, I agree, but leave them be. Rooi is a much nicer person when not bickering. This will all turn to tripe if Denny enters too...he will have to some time, but for now I would like to see how this pans out with amicable participants .

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
11 Dec 2018, 18:51
#26
11 Dec 2018, 18:51#26
In other words: 'I don't have a leg to stand on, I'm a hypocrite'........thanks for that tacit omission Urinal.
RO
RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
11 Dec 2018, 19:15
#27
11 Dec 2018, 19:15#27
No, in other words, shut your stupid cakehole. That's all I'm saying. No hidden meanings or innuendo or anything like that.
Only your pathetic Servile Gimps give a toss what you think about anything, Moffie. 
PS Doesn't it embarrass you at all when you yap for my attention like this? Don't you feel the tiniest bit ashamed? (Don't answer, rather shut the heck up.)
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
11 Dec 2018, 19:51
#28
11 Dec 2018, 19:51#28

Oh the rank hypocrisy!!!!!! Amazing after all his bleatin g on this subject!

RO
RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
11 Dec 2018, 20:48
#29
11 Dec 2018, 20:48#29
Wehe . . . Baboon-ou getting pwned on the Trumpet so the most sickeningly fawning of the Servile Gimps chooses to lick his Massster's tailpipe clean instead.
Ugh!
The word "pathetic" doesn't quite cover it.
DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
11 Dec 2018, 20:51
#30
11 Dec 2018, 20:51#30

Perspective is a female wolf.

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
12 Dec 2018, 00:51
#31
12 Dec 2018, 00:51#31
So much licking imagery.....what's a bet that's not envious imagination, but actually memory for Urinal. Here's the thing Mong, practice what you preach.
DE
DennyCaptain12,893 posts
12 Dec 2018, 01:04
#32
12 Dec 2018, 01:04#32

Sounds like the comic genius is upset.....I would too if I've lost all of my rotten teeth and then have to chew on my gums...

BTW, what is this thread doing in the rugby section?


CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
12 Dec 2018, 08:01
#33
12 Dec 2018, 08:01#33

Sooo ... are you going to join us, Denny ... ??? You have your opportunity to teach us all a lesson ... put us in our place once and for all ... show us that you are indeed the kingpin on this board!!

You know you wanna ... things is though ... do you have the balls to step up to the plate?

When would be good for you? You can teach me my much needed lesson today if you like? I am available all day.

So ... ?

CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
12 Dec 2018, 08:05
#34
12 Dec 2018, 08:05#34

Hey Plum ... when can we do our thing, boet ... err, I mean ... bozo??

I have been struggling to get on line since 6 this morning ... could already hear the words chickenshit coming from Redneck ...



CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
12 Dec 2018, 08:24
#35
12 Dec 2018, 08:24#35
I guess Denny's too busy ... lol!!!


PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
12 Dec 2018, 08:24
#36
12 Dec 2018, 08:24#36

I'm good for;

Saturday or Sunday day time.

From 9am until late afternoon. 

Friday, Saturday or Sunday

All evening.

As you you can tell, I've got a monster of a busy weekend planned. Tough being this popular.

They say a true conqueror let's you chose the hour of your demise.


CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
12 Dec 2018, 08:25
#37
12 Dec 2018, 08:25#37

Redneck ... I'm going by the name "TheIvoryKing63" ...



PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
12 Dec 2018, 08:29
#38
12 Dec 2018, 08:29#38

Denny, this was your idea. 

Hope you come to the party.

Whatever kak happened in the past is... in the past. Let's have some fun here for a change.

Agreed?

CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
12 Dec 2018, 08:31
#39
12 Dec 2018, 08:31#39

Haaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaa ... anyone ever tell you that you're seriously not well ... ??

Well in that case ... how about we stick to the time as decided upon earlier ... Saturday 10 am ... I wouldn't want you to be taking both Redneck and myself on at the same time ... ya know ... oh, and I will be playing with my right hand against you ... !!


YOU'RE GOING DOWN ... !!!!!!!

CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
12 Dec 2018, 08:32
#40
12 Dec 2018, 08:32#40

Damn right, Plum ... it is after all only a chess match.



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