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How goodis Audabn markham?

Started by clevermike23 REPLIES936 VIEWS· 22 Oct 2017, 17:13
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
22 Oct 2017, 17:13
#1
22 Oct 2017, 17:13#1
So what has he achieved thus far in international cricket.   His ESPN stats in tests are as follows to date:-
2 3 0 255 143 85.00 364 70.05 1 1 37 0 4 0
The stats today is not on site yet for his first  ODI today - but he made 66 runs and was in the end run out because he tried to keep AB on strike.  He also took 2 wickets for 18  runs and made a very good catch in the slips.
I am waiting for  Mozart to start his denigration of the guy.



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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
23 Oct 2017, 01:03
#2
23 Oct 2017, 01:03#2
You are waiting for Mozart....say no more.
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
23 Oct 2017, 01:08
#3
23 Oct 2017, 01:08#3
B ut the guy is a 20-year old.    That is enough to doom him for the next 10 years. 
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
23 Oct 2017, 01:16
#4
23 Oct 2017, 01:16#4
Actually I thought he looked terrific. His technique is flawless and he seems unaffected by playing for the Proteas. A potential star.
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
23 Oct 2017, 01:25
#5
23 Oct 2017, 01:25#5
 What?   He does not  meet any requirements of Mozart for selection.   Maybe I am a bi t early.   The first time he really fails the attacks would start.
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Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
23 Oct 2017, 06:38
#6
23 Oct 2017, 06:38#6

Oh geeesshh......  No Mike


That backfired just a tad.... don't you think 

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
23 Oct 2017, 07:44
#7
23 Oct 2017, 07:44#7
 Actually,  Audabn markham is crap....bloody useless.
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
23 Oct 2017, 07:58
#8
23 Oct 2017, 07:58#8
 Tanks fenny 
are you also predicting the Mozart implosion  and forecasting what is to follow.  
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
23 Oct 2017, 09:10
#9
23 Oct 2017, 09:10#9
 Naaah, not predicting anything, just my opinion of Audabn markham
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
23 Oct 2017, 09:37
#10
23 Oct 2017, 09:37#10
 So there we have it - the real assessment by Denny.   He knows perfectly well that the heading is a typo so we know what he really thinks of Aidan Markram.   .   
Flashdakota
FlashdakotaClub Pro805 posts
23 Oct 2017, 09:40
#11
23 Oct 2017, 09:40#11
 @ Mike, he is 23. Not 20.
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
23 Oct 2017, 10:20
#12
23 Oct 2017, 10:20#12
  He knows perfectly well that the heading is a typo so we know what he really thinks of Aidan Markram.
No fool, "we" know perfectly well what I think of Autobahn markham.
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
23 Oct 2017, 10:28
#13
23 Oct 2017, 10:28#13
  @Mike, he is 23. Not 20.
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Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
23 Oct 2017, 10:35
#14
23 Oct 2017, 10:35#14

Lol


He gets it wrong so often, it's crazy


Maybe that's what ESPN said  

Flashdakota
FlashdakotaClub Pro805 posts
23 Oct 2017, 10:53
#15
23 Oct 2017, 10:53#15
 Dev, nope ESPN Cricinfo has the  correct age.

I reckon he is just so old that his arthritis wouldnt allow his finger near the "3"button.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
23 Oct 2017, 10:55
#16
23 Oct 2017, 10:55#16
Sjoe!

Looks like the Servile Gimps are having a little competition between themselves to see who can do the most snapping and snarling at Ou Maaik before their Master arrives on the board to take up the assault.

Dumb Ass in particular seems to have shifted his attack from me to ou Maaik in recent days. I almost feel neglected!

(Almost!)


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Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
23 Oct 2017, 11:11
#17
23 Oct 2017, 11:11#17

Late morning Piss Mint?


I understand... it is Monday after all, after your usual Sunday binge.


I hope the hangover is not too bad today.


 


 

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Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
23 Oct 2017, 11:11
#18
23 Oct 2017, 11:11#18
flashdakota

Status: Squad member
Posts: 480 RE: How goodis Audabn markham?
October 23, 2017, 10:53:00

 Dev, nope ESPN Cricinfo has the  correct age.

I reckon he is just so old that his arthritis wouldnt allow his finger near the "3"button.

 

Lol


Let's see what site he blames this time


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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
23 Oct 2017, 11:14
#19
23 Oct 2017, 11:14#19
 Oh look what the cat dragged in.....Pssssst while you're here, your valued opinion is in demand, enlighten us, who is Audabn markham?


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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
23 Oct 2017, 11:19
#20
23 Oct 2017, 11:19#20
Typical Dense, clutching at his tiny little gherkin because someone else made a typo!

No surprise, that's probably as good as it gets for the world's most hideous human being!
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
23 Oct 2017, 11:24
#21
23 Oct 2017, 11:24#21
 tiny little gherkin
Wehe, whatever the size of my gherkin at least I have one, from the so unds of it you're still looking to find one Bwhahahahhahahhahahhaha
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Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
23 Oct 2017, 11:36
#22
23 Oct 2017, 11:36#22
Rooinek

Status: Rugby Legend
Posts: 6174 RE: How goodis Audabn markham?
October 23, 2017, 11:19:24

clutching at his tiny little gherkin because someone else made a typo!


The irony is absolutely astounding


The forum typo policeman actually has the audacity to even say this

 

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
23 Oct 2017, 13:27
#23
23 Oct 2017, 13:27#23
Den I’m guessing you shop in the Big and Tall department....,,while Urinal is shopping for gherkins in the short and portly section......so sad.
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
24 Oct 2017, 02:17
#24
24 Oct 2017, 02:17#24
 I really don't know what UrineRooi is on about....he seems to do a lot of shopping at vegie stores, even when he goes on holidays...remember those fresh tomatoes he bought in Turkey? And then on the swing he bought some cardboardeax.
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