CLclevermike
Coach57,555 posts
CLclevermikeCoach57,555 posts
22 Oct 2017, 17:13#1
So what has he achieved thus far in international cricket. His ESPN stats in tests are as follows to date:-
2 3 0 255 143 85.00 364 70.05 1 1 37 0 4 0
The stats today is not on site yet for his first ODI today - but he made 66 runs and was in the end run out because he tried to keep AB on strike. He also took 2 wickets for 18 runs and made a very good catch in the slips.
I am waiting for Mozart to start his denigration of the guy.
MOMozart
Captain49,914 posts
MOMozartCaptain49,914 posts
23 Oct 2017, 01:03#2
You are waiting for Mozart....say no more.
CLclevermike
Coach57,555 posts
CLclevermikeCoach57,555 posts
23 Oct 2017, 01:08#3
B ut the guy is a 20-year old. That is enough to doom him for the next 10 years.
MOMozart
Captain49,914 posts
MOMozartCaptain49,914 posts
23 Oct 2017, 01:16#4
Actually I thought he looked terrific. His technique is flawless and he seems unaffected by playing for the Proteas. A potential star.
CLclevermike
Coach57,555 posts
CLclevermikeCoach57,555 posts
23 Oct 2017, 01:25#5
What? He does not meet any requirements of Mozart for selection. Maybe I am a bi t early. The first time he really fails the attacks would start.
DEDenny
Captain12,893 posts
23 Oct 2017, 07:44#7
Actually, Audabn markham is crap....bloody useless.
CLclevermike
Coach57,555 posts
CLclevermikeCoach57,555 posts
23 Oct 2017, 07:58#8
Tanks fenny
are you also predicting the Mozart implosion and forecasting what is to follow.
DEDenny
Captain12,893 posts
23 Oct 2017, 09:10#9
Naaah, not predicting anything, just my opinion of Audabn markham
CLclevermike
Coach57,555 posts
CLclevermikeCoach57,555 posts
23 Oct 2017, 09:37#10
So there we have it - the real assessment by Denny. He knows perfectly well that the heading is a typo so we know what he really thinks of Aidan Markram. .

Flashdakota
Club Pro805 posts

FlashdakotaClub Pro805 posts
23 Oct 2017, 09:40#11
@ Mike, he is 23. Not 20.
DEDenny
Captain12,893 posts
23 Oct 2017, 10:20#12
He knows perfectly well that the heading is a typo so we know what he really thinks of Aidan Markram.
No fool, "we" know perfectly well what I think of Autobahn markham.

Flashdakota
Club Pro805 posts

FlashdakotaClub Pro805 posts
23 Oct 2017, 10:53#15
Dev, nope ESPN Cricinfo has the correct age.
I reckon he is just so old that his arthritis wouldnt allow his finger near the "3"button.
RORooinek
Captain18,117 posts
RORooinekCaptain18,117 posts
23 Oct 2017, 10:55#16
Sjoe!
Looks like the Servile Gimps are having a little competition between themselves to see who can do the most snapping and snarling at Ou Maaik before their Master arrives on the board to take up the assault.
Dumb Ass in particular seems to have shifted his attack from me to ou Maaik in recent days. I almost feel neglected!
(Almost!)
DEDenny
Captain12,893 posts
23 Oct 2017, 11:14#19
Oh look what the cat dragged in.....Pssssst while you're here, your valued opinion is in demand, enlighten us, who is Audabn markham?
RORooinek
Captain18,117 posts
RORooinekCaptain18,117 posts
23 Oct 2017, 11:19#20
Typical Dense, clutching at his tiny little gherkin because someone else made a typo!
No surprise, that's probably as good as it gets for the world's most hideous human being!
DEDenny
Captain12,893 posts
23 Oct 2017, 11:24#21
tiny little gherkin
Wehe, whatever the size of my gherkin at least I have one, from the so unds of it you're still looking to find one Bwhahahahhahahhahahhaha
MOMozart
Captain49,914 posts
MOMozartCaptain49,914 posts
23 Oct 2017, 13:27#23
Den I’m guessing you shop in the Big and Tall department....,,while Urinal is shopping for gherkins in the short and portly section......so sad.
DEDenny
Captain12,893 posts
24 Oct 2017, 02:17#24
I really don't know what UrineRooi is on about....he seems to do a lot of shopping at vegie stores, even when he goes on holidays...remember those fresh tomatoes he bought in Turkey? And then on the swing he bought some cardboardeax.