Red, I heard the Aussies were gunna sing Waltzing Matilda led by iconic Aussie entertainer Rolf Harris
... until they locked him up for historic sex offences. Oh dear me..
They even had to lose a verse or two out of "Tie me kangaroo down sport "did'nt they Red..?.
Something to do with being racist against aborigines "Let the Abos go loose Bruce lol"
Best dumbarse story i heard though was someone put $10,000 on the Wobblies at the TAB..
Was that one of your drug dealing mates Red?
You'd have to be a bit dopey wouldn't you.
Following complaints to the IRB about the All Blacks being allowed to motivate themselves by performing the 'Hakka' before their games, other nations were asked to suggest pre-match rituals of their own. The IRB Rugby World Cup 2007 organizing committee has now agreed to the following pre-match displays.
1. The England team will chat about the weather, wave hankies in the air and attach bells to their ankles, before moaning about how they invented the game and gave it to the world, but no-one appreciates them.
2. The Scotland team will chant "You looking' at me, Jimmy?" before each of them smash a bottle of beer over their opponents' heads.
3. The Ireland team will split into two, with the Southern half perfoming a Riverdance, while the Northerners march the traditional route from their dressing room to the pitch via their opponents' dressing room.
4. Unfortunately the committee was unable to sanction the Welsh proposal to form a choir and sing Tom Jones' "The Green Green Grass of Home".
5. Argentina will unexpectedly invade a small part of opposition territory, claim it as their own "Las In-Goal-Areas", and have to be forcibly removed by the match stewards.
6. Two members of the South African team will claim to be more important than the other 13, whom they will imprison between the posts. These two will then go about selecting the best parts of the pitch to settle on and claim they have been there for centuries.
7. The Americans will not attend until almost full time. In future years they will amend the records to show that they were, in fact, the most important team in the tournament, and Hollywood will produce a blockbuster film called "Saving Flanker Ryan".
8. Five of the Canadian team will sing "Le Marseillaise" and hold the rest of the team to ransom.
9. The Italian team will arrive in Armani gear, sexually harass the female officials, and then prepare pasta dishes, which they will then flog to the crowd for a fortune.
10. The Japanese will shock fans by demonstrating how to capture a whale for scientific research by harpooning an opposition prop.
11. The French won't have a pre-match display and will simply hide in fear in the dressing room for the whole match.
12. The Australians will have a barbecue on their side of the field and invite the opposition over before the game. The food and alcohol will be in abundance and, by the start of the game, no-one will remember what they came to the stadium for. After some streaking, the singing of dirty songs and the occasional chunder, everyone will go home thoroughly convinced it was a bloody good night.
13. The Moroccan team will quietly pray during the first half and then launch suicide attacks against the opposition after the break. Unfortunately, this strategy works well for the first game only, after which Morocco is forced to withdraw from the tournament due to lack of players.
14. Samoa will prepare a huge feast in the middle of the pitch by digging a large hole and filling it with burning embers. They will invite the opposition over by saying "We'd like to have you for dinner." Only when the opposition arrive at the pit will they realise that there is no meat and that they are, in fact, the main course.
Hopefully, with these policies now in place, further problems in this area should cease to exist.
Hahahahahahahaha excellent post spoony!
Poor ali williams looked quite concerned with the Frogs marching forward - probably was wondering if they would be taking some of the primitive cavemen out!
The hahahahahahaka is one of the funniest spectacles in sport without a doubt.
thanks Ntanga but I did not write it. It was from a actual letter the IRB WC comitee send out to the different nations to proof they are such up tite arses as everyone make out to be.
Think this is a good reply to it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5a4Hfu7j8VA
Gawd your stupid red-neck ,this game was at CARDIFF you halfwit ,unless its been ceded to the French in some secret treaty known only to you Thats some funny stuff spooney !
warped dud where ever it was those cavemen abs look hilarious!
Reds a silly twat, what the French did was correct. Your supposed to respond and accept the challange. Its actually disrespectful to stand there been and wearing yellow and do nothing (accept let your knees tremble thinking of the pumping your about to get on your home ground of course).
Spot on alblackandblue ,no Kiwi should mind when a team actually fronts up ,red-neck should have shown the aftermath of dissing the Haka like the wobbles did just prior to a record spanking ! or the Welsh who also copped a hiding ,the best though is that halfwit boofball player Willie Mason who should have known better didnt think he was so funny when they stretchered him off hahaha!. Beenyweeny ,yes Cave man has got it going on but stop perving its unseemly and non regulation rugger type thingy.
The rules does not allow for it to be done like that anymore. The opposing team(or both teams?) must now remain behind their 10m line.
I know DD and it's a real shame, great way to start a game having both teams face to face sharing a few 'kind' words imo. Does anyone know why they changed it? I can't remember anything bad happening because of it?
redsneck - "Attention all Saffas / Argies !!
!have a look @ the French way of dealing with the kiwis on home soil.... Needless to say we all know what happened in this game..................
Gotta love the caveman..."
wardad - " Gawd your stupid red-neck ,this game was at CARDIFF you halfwit ,unless its been ceded to the French in some secret treaty known only to you Thats some funny stuff spooney !"
KIDS PLEASE STAY IN SCHOOL!!!
@spoony,
LMAO, :oD
@wardad,
i believe it was david kidwell that knocked mason on his ass in that tackle, and while mason was trying to worm his way uip off the ground, kidwell had some nice choice words to say, crack up league moment, :o)
As opposed to your mob who couldnt win at home to the ferkin Poms ! and your still a halfwit ,no ABS coach has ever been scared of the wobbles ,what with the ABS record why would they ?
Just put a couple of virgin sheep next to the field. All Blacks will have trouble concetrating playing with hard ons
yea teaspoon, but it's ewe yarpies that are flocking to NZ for a bit of the action
yes we do. Just think all that NZ ladies being lonely cause their men are out raping sheep.
Really funny- we can all update the lyrics-
Old Mc Cheat! had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O,
And on his farm he had a horse,
E-I-E-I-O,
With a neigh-neigh here,
And a neigh-neigh there,
Here a neigh, there a neigh,
Everywhere a neigh-neigh.
Old Mc Cheat! had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O.
Old Mc Cheat! had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O,
And on his farm he had a donkey,
E-I-E-I-O,
With a hee-haw here,
And a hee-haw there,
Here a hee, there a hee,
Everywhere a hee-haw.
Old Mc Cheat! had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O.
Old Mc Cheat! had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O,
And on his farm he had some chickens,
E-I-E-I-O,
With a cluck-cluck here,
And a cluck-cluck there,
Here a cluck, there a cluck,
Everywhere a cluck-cluck.
Old Mc Cheat! had a farm,
E-I-E-I-O.
You missed the verses where ol' farmer McCaw fed the Wallaby and the Springbok to his dogs..
good one steinlager.
I concede defeat, until such time to the Boks dominate the AllBlacks again
Steinlager seriously WTF!?
can't stop laughing Steinlager :D
that "Tie me Kangaroo down sport " song ,whats that a euphism for ? What do you Aussies do to them poor critters ? Is it the reason old Rolph Harris is in a bit of strife is it ? Red-neck your an expert in bestiality it seem s so tell us ?
Hey Hakwa !
Hi Wardad, good to read your posts & to see Hakwa is here. Had to chuckle when I read the one about "tie me kangaroo down...", lol
The Foxsports Fantasy Rugby site is down right? I can't access it to make my changes so I am not sure what is going on.
Hey Just-win ! sounds like you and the missus have a good trip planned ! last Grand -Prix I saw was in Adelaide in the 80s ,an old patient of mine gave us some free tickets !
Who is the squeezer in the middle of the ABS up there ? is it the former Wobbles number 10 finally getting his hands on the jumper he REALY wanted and meeting his heroes ?He's a lot smaller with all the bullshit kicked outta him isnt he ?
hey Wardad and Just_win. Good to see you boys here! Did alot of spearfishing and lobster eating last couple of weeks! Good to see the Chiefs win the super competition! Funny that, Rathbone coming out and saying it was "poetic justice" that Chiefs won considering they played attacking rugby from start to finish! Hear that Beeno???????? Attacking rugby LOL!
Hey Hakwa: sorry you won't be in the Fantasy Rugby mate, but you are living the good life by the sounds of it. Good on ya!
Stay in touch.
hey Cloudy! :))
When a new one gets written every 3 weeks and they wear fashion tank tops called rugby jerseys and neatly done hair so they look good on camera, its not a tradition anymore but some entertainment and advertising of Adidas and AIG. Even the Chiefs did the Haka might as well get Michael tip toe Flatley to write a riverdance piece for Irelandso they can do it before a match
