"Dave is fat, Dave's a liar . . . blah blah blah . . . Dave posted a picture of his house . . . blah blah blah . . . my house is bigger than Dave's, I'm taller than Dave . . . blah blah blah . . . I don't like Dave, I dont like Dave's hair, I don't like Dave's height, I don't like Dave's BO . . . drone drone drone . . . Dave is a liar, anyone who thinks Dave is taller than me is a liar . . . blah blah blah . . . 5 foot 11.5 . . . 5 foot 11.499 . . . 5 foot 11.501 . . . drone drone drone . . . Dave billed his firm, Dave billed his client . . . blah blah blah . . . Dave wasn't wearing a jacket, Dave needed a XXL jacket . . . yadda yadda yadda . . . Dave can't spell, Dave insulted me, Dave is stupid . . . blah blah blah . . . Dave said this, Dave said that . . . drone drone drone . . . Dave did this, Dave did that . . . blah blah blah . . . Dave is shorter than me, Dave is fat . . . yadda yadda yadda . . . I don't like Dave's wife, I don't like Dave's son, I don't like Da . . . hang on . . .
What? What's this? Why are you people talking about Fantasy Rugby? I find Fantasy Rugby boring so please stop posting stuff about Fantasy Rugby! It's not fair! No-one wants to talk about Fantasy Rugby and all you selfish people are doing is interrupting my vindictive and interminable attacks on Dave's character which everyone loves to read. Please stop all this rugby talk at once! It's soooooooo boring! What do you people think this is . . . a rugby board or something? Now . . . where was I before I was so rudely interrupted . . . oh yes . . .
. . . Dave said horrid things about me . . . Dave's a liar . . . Dave says he's 5 foot 11.983204 and he's only 5 foot 11.983203 . . . blah blah blah . . . Dave is bald, Dave is fat, Dave is greasy, Dave is short . . . drone drone drone . . . Dave lives in a shack, Dave put up a picture of his shack . . . yadda yadda yadda . . . Dave is shorter than me, Dave is overweight . . . Dave's a liar . . . blah blah blah ad nauseum . . ."
