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I am very worried about Mozart

Started by clevermike3 REPLIES143 VIEWS· 18 Aug 2014, 18:18
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
18 Aug 2014, 18:18
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18 Aug 2014, 18:18#1

The dear chap has developed a new disease namely "lomp on the brain".  He must have studied the man Afrikaans dictionary and somehow discovered the word there.  However, he did not read the explanation given in respect of rugby.   If he did  he would have   found two typical examples of that usage in practice:-


*    Alberts falling over his own feet when he should have attempted  to recover the tackle ball  in the Ellis Park test in 2013


*    Alberts landing on his backside in the famous Alberts -Treeby tackle scenario in the game ebtween the Sharks and the Highlanders.


Both cases are excellent examples of being "lomp" in rugby.        

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CleanCutPro9,905 posts
18 Aug 2014, 18:26
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18 Aug 2014, 18:26#2
 
Well ... we already know he suffers from "limp' syndrome ... how much worse can it get?

Is "lomp" worse than "limp", Mike?

Maybe he's got a "limp lomp!!!"

Hope it's not contagious.


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Gonzo the GreatClub Pro560 posts
18 Aug 2014, 18:44
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18 Aug 2014, 18:44#3
 you need to worry about yourself after tge pollard debacle landed you an avalanchebof egg. man your credibility is more shot than a target at a firing range. divert if you must but it aint working.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
18 Aug 2014, 19:10
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18 Aug 2014, 19:10#4
 CCialis I can see how a reference to Lomp was insensitive. What with those too huge lumps  by your left ear...what are they, congenital stuff your family suffers from or just developed crud?
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