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I found Beeno

Started by Chippo13 REPLIES1,164 VIEWS· 18 Jul 2025, 10:33
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ChippoPro3,372 posts
18 Jul 2025, 10:33
#1
18 Jul 2025, 10:33#1



The black-and-white photo told its own story.


Six men stood against the cold wall of Knysna Central Prison, each with a battered slate board strapped to their chest. The names were scratched in chalk:

  1. Sipho Ndlovu – 37821
  2. Wax Tshabalala – 41209
  3. Sfiso Gumede – 39544
  4. Tjokkie Wyngaard – 44712
  5. Beeno – 39387
  6. Philbert Chauke – 40115

Only Beeno wore cuffs.

A white bean counting farmer, Beeno looked wrecked—shirt torn, shoes split at the toes, face hollow. He avoided the eyes of the men around him, men who stood relaxed and resigned. Beeno didn’t belong. Not here. Not to them.

His story was whispered in the cells: a drunken fight with his four son-in-laws. They’d had enough of his fists, and dragged him—roped behind a plough—through his own mielie fields until the police found what was left of him.

Now he stood in the lineup, uncomfortable, cuffed, and humiliated. His name written in chalk like the others. His freedom long ploughed under.

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FlashdakotaClub Pro794 posts
18 Jul 2025, 15:37
#2
18 Jul 2025, 15:37#2

No man!

Some people have too much time on their hands.

Still bloody funny though.

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
18 Jul 2025, 15:58
#3
18 Jul 2025, 15:58#3

But is his twitter account okay?

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
18 Jul 2025, 17:38
#4
18 Jul 2025, 17:38#4

To be quite frank I do not t hink Beno is an active member of this site anymore - last he said that he is busy wrting contributions on X and some other websites in the USA. I do not blame him - the same repetitive BS came up every time the worst newspaper in the World - The Guardian - comes up with real BS and disinformation - it is repeated on this site,


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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
18 Jul 2025, 18:21
#5
18 Jul 2025, 18:21#5

Beeno is not an Afrikaner...he is a bean counter from the Southern suburbs of Cape Town, but he gree up in Zimbabwe.

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ChippoPro3,372 posts
06 Feb 2026, 12:19
#6
06 Feb 2026, 12:19#6

Remember when Beeno went missing...

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
06 Feb 2026, 14:50
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06 Feb 2026, 14:50#7

Hahahahahaha. Poor wee chipped ou fantasizing about his sun, moon and stars Beeno.

I still pop in to see how things are going.

The current status is thst certain oaks despite much tutoring still lack rugby acumen

But far worse really is the lack of poliitical knowledge and judgement by gullible ignorant posters. This could have fatal consequences if too many remain dupes of the Globalists.

I can honestly say I am shocked repeatedly by huge news items completely overlooked or got utterly wrong.

Wee Blobbrain and dense are about as ignorant as you can get and you won't find a more deceitful operator than Mampara Mozzie!

But given that some Mamparas here are even now still hooked on the Globalist owned and aligned fake news media it's evident what the problem is.

I see Jeff Bezos has fired 400 Washington Post staffers. This rag is in big trouble as is all the fake news media. Only the most perverse dunces follow them these days.

Will half bakes like Blobbrain, dense, etc ever break free from their ideological masters. I doubt it.

My congratulations to Mike and some others who are politically informed and attempt to school these dunces.

Yes I am busy on X the world's best news forum and the nemesis of the Globalists who currently are trying to ban the platform in various European countries. I am also busy on Gab, Gettr and Truth Social.

I express my regret again on the departure of Dave one of our best rugby guys. Hope he comes back.

Mike the Guardian is a Globalist fake news media organization. Britain is in the mess it's in today as the People were deceived by propaganda machines like the Guardian.

Thank God today there is a sea change against the Globalists and their Marxist Islamic allies

A couple of days ago I saw a You Tube video by a Professor whose name escapes me saying Britain is already in a civil war. The Brits may have to fight for tbeirvl survival

I could easily post 30 odd political post here every day but it takes too much time.. But again I say in all sincerity many here have absolutely no idea what is going on.

I just realised when talking about clueless ones I really should mention ou rooitwitterbug. Hahahahahahaha.

ANYHOW OAKS DON'T GET TOO BITTER ABOUT THINGS.. When you are part of a public forum you will get loons participating.

We unfortunate got more than our fair share. Bwahahahahahaha.

Draad not any old bean counter, a CA thank you.

As to Plumster his big dream is that AE is made Bok captain. Years of being wrong would be wiped away in his opinion and he would finally stand tall. Hahahahahaha.

Roll on the next Bok tests as the oaks need a distraction. But oh if the Boks should lose!

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
07 Feb 2026, 06:11
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07 Feb 2026, 06:11#8

You know me too well Beeno.


Careful though. If the hapless Vissies keep winning under the wise and courageous leadership of the mighty Andre, then I might get my way you may have to finally admit what a great man he is.

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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
07 Feb 2026, 06:30
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07 Feb 2026, 06:30#9

Plum, we need the Snarks to continue their winning ways...and we don't mind AE at the help...good for him, although I suspect it has more to do with JP added to the mix...what a pleasant surprise that turned out to be...

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
07 Feb 2026, 06:42
#10
07 Feb 2026, 06:42#10

Honestly, I like Marx for the Bok skipper job.


There's obviously something that has caused him never to be captain, but from the outside he seems to really look the part.



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bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
07 Feb 2026, 07:52
#11
07 Feb 2026, 07:52#11

No, Marx ( Zuluman as well) doesn't need the distraction, that might recreate his previous lineout wobbles.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
07 Feb 2026, 08:26
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07 Feb 2026, 08:26#12

It's slim pickings and the only other real options are Willemse and Nortje...that I can think of anyway.


Hooker is very cool cat and maybe at some point in the future he could be considered too.


But who for the WC if not Siya?

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bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
07 Feb 2026, 10:14
#13
07 Feb 2026, 10:14#13

AE

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
07 Feb 2026, 15:49
#14
07 Feb 2026, 15:49#14

Oaks and Mamparas collective leadership seems to be the plan these days.

If your collective leadership is good it doesn't matter too much if the captain is more of a figurehead as Kolisi certainly was.

I respect Kolisi for his good test career and for being a unifying force in South Africa _ie a man of goodwill. That said I do not think he was a threat captain

Of the younger Boks nobody stands out simply because they have had little opportunity. Wonder who Rassie is earmarking.

Will captaincy prove to be a burden to Sascha. He appears to be a confident young man and comes across as smart and articulate. Nortje and Marx could perhaps do a job.

Right now I feel. Sascha is not playing to his full potential. The area letting him down a bit is judgement. Making a few too many errors. That said he is a brilliant player and with more experience should go down as an all time great. Perhaps the most outstanding athlete I have ever seen at fkyhalf. Posesses amazingly skills and is very quick thinking. For now leave others to be captain but keep him in the leadership group.

Lastly, I see pundits are blaming the Irish loss on two factors. Firstly too many injuries and then an aging squad.

Rassie faces the problem of an aging squad. He is renewing the squad but will adequate replacements be found. This year will be crucial.

I do hope the MGU will up their game this year and follow all guidance given.

The Plumpster must appreciate AE is just one player in a 23 man Bok test squad, it's all a tad obsessive. Hahahahahaha



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