I had a dream...

last night that a bunch of us from ruckerforum got together in Sandton at a cafe for drinks. Normally I don't pay attention to dreams cos they are random bullshart, well mine are anyway, but it was very vivid, so I thought I'd share it. In summary, the following people featured. TheTraditionalist was in the corner, had his head turned to someone else, was blocked by another person etc etc...so I never got a look at him. CleverMike was slim when compared with his infamous picture and was quite adamant we needed to leave the pretentious cafe and go braai somewhere. Moz started off as a grey gent, but somehow became a woman along the way. Not in a bad way, just one of those weird dream things. We got on swimmingly and landed up in a deep discussion about quantum physics and space time. Rooi turned out to be my best friend that I had somehow forgotten about and had not seen in 20 years...we traded numbers and promised to get together again, but in my mind I knew it would never happen. Ward turned out to be a brilliant story teller and had us hanging on his every word...big bad dude...I wouldn't fark with him! Denny was watching cricket on the telly all evening. Beans turned out to be a surfer dude with highlights in his hair, that landed up starting a twitter war with a table of black folks nearby. Saffex and Plum were arguing about something or other. There were others at the table, but I can't remember anything notable about them.
Just thought it was funny how my sub conscious summed everyone up.    

Hahaha! Sorry Cloudy! I will inform my sub conscious that you are highly offended! 

If there was a very small and very angry little dog in your dream that was alternating between yapping very loudly while demanding answers to lots of questions and whimpering in a corner too afraid and cowardly to answer any questions, then I'm pretty sure I know which poster that could have been!

I don't think Moffie turning into a woman sounds weird at all. It's how I picture the foppish old queen all the time. Dense watching cricket . . . now that sounds a bit strange . . .

 Cool beans BB but criminy beandork as a surfer dude ? Did he troll smelly bait behind his board ? I do know a yarn or two .The really bad 'orrible ones are all about err umm other people of course .Cheers Cloudy !

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January 05, 2017, 12:02:18

Let me guess

One person in particular was dressed to impress, wearing his yellow beanie, with his luminous bright yellow T-shirt, and yellow slops

It's always easy to spot him in a crowd because he always wears colours which match his Kowardly personality 

 

Fixed...... that seems more appropriate

I had dream last night And it fit me like a glove She was on fire last night And I was breathing gasoline

This is all very concerning.....
"Normally I don't pay attention to dreams cos they are random bullshart, well mine are anyway, but it was very vivid,"
And this is not Random, but instead vivid?"

 When next you dream can you dream about me playing my bunny UrineRooi in a game of Chess?....the look on his face will be enough to turn your dream into a nightmare.

 So Denny ,Mikey and Moz were potholing one day when a cave-in had them snookered .As it looked like they were in for a wait for rescue they had to decide whether to ration their food and drink which amounted to a pie and a bottle of coke .Moz says " well its not going to do anything much for 3 but it would suffice for one ,lets sleep on it and the best dream gets the pie and coke "Upon awakening Denny kicks off with " well I had a dream that I rescued you guys and gave you each a cooler full of fine wine and foie gras and a whole turkey each !" A fine dream they all agree .Moz chimes in with " well I had a dream about exploring the Sahara for oil and I found you chaps dying of thirst ,I whisked you away to my mansion in my chopper were after a sumptuous feast served by naked Kardashians I gave you both a bajillion bucks and helped you on your way !"A marvellous dream all agreed ."what about you Mikey?" they say ." I woke up in the middle of the night after dreaming I was starving and dying of thirst so I ate the pie and drank the coke !"

Nah....I hate choppers. When I was a young exec I spent 8 months doing a study in Greece ferried around by a Greek aerobatics pilot turned helicopter jockey. That cured me.

 Moz did you know that our boy UrineRooi used to be a cricket captain?....said so himself....and, many many times as well.

Captain of the latrine more likely....

 Breaking news ,Susan Boyle to sing Dead Kennedys " Too drunk to fu.k " at Drumpf inauguration.A nasty Boyle on the arse of humanity !