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I'm just saying...

Started by Plum177 REPLIES2,333 VIEWS· 02 Dec 2025, 16:31
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
02 Dec 2025, 16:31
#1
02 Dec 2025, 16:31#1

This...



SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
02 Dec 2025, 16:34
#2
02 Dec 2025, 16:34#2

Would be no different to shagging a bloke but she looks a damn fine player

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
02 Dec 2025, 16:35
#3
02 Dec 2025, 16:35#3

Join a CrossFit gym, Dave...you'll be converted

PA
PakieCaptain17,321 posts
02 Dec 2025, 16:39
#4
02 Dec 2025, 16:39#4

Would be no different to shagging a bloke but she looks a damn fine player


So you know what shagging a bloke is like then, Dave?

SH
sharkbokCaptain20,097 posts
02 Dec 2025, 16:40
#5
02 Dec 2025, 16:40#5

She has pace, probably a faster runner than any of us in our primes. She looks like the female Christian Cullen. Saffex is intimidated by a strong woman - role play is not his thing.



SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
02 Dec 2025, 16:56
#6
02 Dec 2025, 16:56#6

Let’s just say a muscular woman is not my idea of a woman

CH
ChippoPro3,372 posts
02 Dec 2025, 16:57
#7
02 Dec 2025, 16:57#7

Good to see you keeping your standards in line David.

fat chicks are better shags.

1 shake is all it takes. The gravity takes over.

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
02 Dec 2025, 16:59
#8
02 Dec 2025, 16:59#8

Chip do you slap the big mammas and catch a wave in?

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
02 Dec 2025, 17:13
#9
02 Dec 2025, 17:13#9

...I used to be like you Dave.


Then I watched this lovely blonde chick knock out 20 chin-ups like it was nothing.


CH
ChippoPro3,372 posts
02 Dec 2025, 17:18
#10
02 Dec 2025, 17:18#10

David

you know my type…. ;D

SH
sharkbokCaptain20,097 posts
02 Dec 2025, 17:40
#11
02 Dec 2025, 17:40#11

She has reached a top speed of 31kph, which is the equivalent of a 100m sprint time of 10.7.


PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
02 Dec 2025, 17:43
#12
02 Dec 2025, 17:43#12

Dave is worried things will kick off and she'll have to defend his honour

BE
becsPro4,378 posts
02 Dec 2025, 17:44
#13
02 Dec 2025, 17:44#13

Oh she’s a tad muscular.

SH
sharkbokCaptain20,097 posts
02 Dec 2025, 17:44
#14
02 Dec 2025, 17:44#14

She would break Saffex's collarbone with ease during foreplay, and then proceed to make Saffex her bitch.

BE
becsPro4,378 posts
02 Dec 2025, 17:51
#15
02 Dec 2025, 17:51#15

I don’t think she would, Shark. Saffolk is pretty strong :)

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
02 Dec 2025, 17:55
#16
02 Dec 2025, 17:55#16

More importantly, she'd break his will.

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
02 Dec 2025, 19:12
#17
02 Dec 2025, 19:12#17

Man there is absolutely nothing attractive about that woman at all


It would literally be like shagging a bloke


She is hideous in my eyes - that’s just personal taste

XA
XaviPro1,924 posts
02 Dec 2025, 20:05
#18
02 Dec 2025, 20:05#18

I'm with Saffex on this one.

She looks like she'd rip the face off my pet chimp if I had one.

MP
MpowerPro5,061 posts
02 Dec 2025, 21:02
#19
02 Dec 2025, 21:02#19

Those muscles don’t look natural…those legs can snap a persons spine:)

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
02 Dec 2025, 21:26
#20
02 Dec 2025, 21:26#20

She's not even super muscular. She just has very low body fat.


That's just a fit girl. You guys are carrying on like she's some power lifter on roids haha

BE
becsPro4,378 posts
02 Dec 2025, 21:35
#21
02 Dec 2025, 21:35#21

She’s a tad too muscly, I think.

MP
MpowerPro5,061 posts
02 Dec 2025, 21:40
#22
02 Dec 2025, 21:40#22

Maddison Levi…nicer, I would say:)

BE
becsPro4,378 posts
02 Dec 2025, 21:56
#23
02 Dec 2025, 21:56#23

A strapping girl, Mpower !

MP
MpowerPro5,061 posts
02 Dec 2025, 22:17
#24
02 Dec 2025, 22:17#24

Indeed, Becs:)

BE
becsPro4,378 posts
02 Dec 2025, 22:35
#25
02 Dec 2025, 22:35#25

So that’s how you like them then ? ;)

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
02 Dec 2025, 22:44
#26
02 Dec 2025, 22:44#26

Fuck me Plum have your eyes tested - she looks like a man


Hideous

BE
becsPro4,378 posts
02 Dec 2025, 23:17
#27
02 Dec 2025, 23:17#27

Harsh.

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
03 Dec 2025, 08:35
#28
03 Dec 2025, 08:35#28

Fine...here's something we can ALL agree on.



MP
MpowerPro5,061 posts
03 Dec 2025, 13:10
#29
03 Dec 2025, 13:10#29

“So that’s how you like them then? ;)”


Not necessarily, Becs… it’s just an example of a better looking women’s rugby player, in my opinion.


I think if you click with a woman on a mental level, everything else will fall into place… even if she’s not that attractive.


BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
03 Dec 2025, 13:18
#30
03 Dec 2025, 13:18#30

Yes she looks like a man. Funny a man would find her attractive. Needs to be tested for gender.

Otherwise superb rugby player.

BL
BlackboyClub Pro702 posts
04 Dec 2025, 15:57
#31
04 Dec 2025, 15:57#31

She’s hapu that means she’s having a baby. Is that something a man can do you fucking wankers. You’re all jealous cos her muscles are bigger than yours and she can run faster than you can all piss hahaha


PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
04 Dec 2025, 16:02
#32
04 Dec 2025, 16:02#32

Well, I think she's a hottie ;)

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
04 Dec 2025, 16:03
#33
04 Dec 2025, 16:03#33

Fuck off you twat

SH
sharkbokCaptain20,097 posts
04 Dec 2025, 16:10
#34
04 Dec 2025, 16:10#34

She is a farmer. Apparently, her hero growing up was Tiaan Strauss.

Tiaan used to jump off a backie (Truck) moving at 60km and tackle Wildebeest (similar to a buffalo)


Imagine Michaela Blyde tackling Saffex like that. Instantly, 2 broken collar bones...

She would then drag her trophy home, later to be put on the wall.


A sad end to Saffex, or perhaps a victory for modern women....

A subjective moot point, I suppose it is just the perspective of how you see it...

BL
BlackboyClub Pro702 posts
04 Dec 2025, 16:13
#35
04 Dec 2025, 16:13#35

You fuck off you bald headed fat guts take your cue from plum who knows what’s hot and what’s not and bruh your taste in women is fucked now put your dick back in your pants cos I know you’re wanking off to her biceps arsehole

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
04 Dec 2025, 17:58
#36
04 Dec 2025, 17:58#36

Fuck off you twat

DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
04 Dec 2025, 21:35
#37
04 Dec 2025, 21:35#37

.

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DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
04 Dec 2025, 21:37
#38
04 Dec 2025, 21:37#38

.

SH
sharkbokCaptain20,097 posts
05 Dec 2025, 01:18
#39
05 Dec 2025, 01:18#39

-Look how much bigger she is than Saffex.



PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
05 Dec 2025, 05:15
#40
05 Dec 2025, 05:15#40

Jirre, Visser, you are relentless haha


I get it, some guys don't like very fit girls.


One thing is for sure, these stick insect chicks with their pouty lips and overdone faces get zero attention from me.


Fit girls, like all fit people, are naturally more confident and always less medicated. Working out and staying healthy does something to the mind, and it's always a good thing.



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