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If I was the Stormers coach

Started by Saffolk 14 REPLIES290 VIEWS· 09 Jan 2014, 19:10
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Saffolk
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
09 Jan 2014, 19:10
#1
09 Jan 2014, 19:10#1

this is the side I would select:


15. Taute 14. Kolbe 13. Pat Howard 12. de Allende 11. de Jongh 10. Catrakillis 9. Schrauder 1. Kitshoff 2. Fourie 3. Malherbe 4. Etzebeth 5. Ruan Botha 6. Kolisi 7. Elstadt 8. Vermeulen



16. Ntumbeni 17. Oliver Kebble 18. Brok Harris 19. Grobelaar 20. Rhodes/Schalk/Carr 21. Groom 22. v/Aswegen/Grant 23. Jean/Aplon



If I was the Sharks coach, I would select the following side:



15. SP Marais 14. JP 13. Esterhuizen 12. Frans 11. Jordaan 10. Lambie 9. Reinach 1. Beast 2. Bismark 3. Jannie 4. Peet Marais 5. Steph du Toit 6. Daniel 7. Alberts 8. Coetzee



16. Cooper 17. Chadwick 18. Adriaanse 19. Etienne Oosthuizen/Lewies 20. Deysel/Mtembu 21. Mc Leod 22. Swiel 23. Tyler Fisher/Heimar Williams/Mvovo/Whitehead



If I was the Bulls coach, my side would be:



15. Visser 14. Jessie Kriel 13. JJ 12. Serfontein 11. Dries Swanepoel 10. Pollard 9. Hougaard 1. Marcel v/d Merwe 2. Callie Visagie 3. Frik Kirsten 4. Willemse 5. Jacques du Plessis 6. Stegman 7. Arno Botha 8. Jono Ross



16. Mbonambi 17. Mellett 18. W.Kruger 19. Flip/Bulbring 20. Hattingh/Spies 21. v/Zyl 22. Fouche 23. Janse v/Rensburg/Ismaiel/Mastriet/Basson/Ulrich Beyers



Cheetahs coach:



15. Willie 14. Rhule 13. Mnisi 12. Frans Venter 11. Sadie 10. Goosen 9. Pretorious 1. Nkanyane 2. Strauss 3. Coenie 4. de Jager 5. Reinier Bernardo 6. Prinsloo 7. Labascagne 8. v/d Walt



16. AN Other 17. Cayleb Oosthuizen 18. Rossouw de Klerk 19. AN Other 20. AN Other 21. AN Other 22. Smit 23. Lindique

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Mozart
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
09 Jan 2014, 19:38
#2
09 Jan 2014, 19:38#2
If you were Stormers coach Dave I would be stunned and depressed  and then wake up in a cold sweat. 
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Mary-Anne
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Mary-AnneRookie15 posts
09 Jan 2014, 19:46
#3
09 Jan 2014, 19:46#3
 But you are not a coach, not even a mediocre couch coach you fat fool.
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Rooinek
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
09 Jan 2014, 20:22
#4
09 Jan 2014, 20:22#4
Does anyone else wish that Taipansy . . . sorry, I mean Mary-Anne . . . was actually the Stompies coach?
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Saffolk
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
09 Jan 2014, 20:28
#5
09 Jan 2014, 20:28#5
 Rooi, who is this Mary pansy.......seems to be doing a lot of yapping at peoples ankles
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Saffolk
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
09 Jan 2014, 20:29
#6
09 Jan 2014, 20:29#6
Now, now Moz.....if I was the Stormers coach, with my side, they would not be ending mid table as they did in 2013
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Rooinek
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
09 Jan 2014, 20:32
#7
09 Jan 2014, 20:32#7
Dave, Mary-Anne is Taipansy from Kamp SS trying very hard to pretend that he's not.
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Saffolk
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
09 Jan 2014, 20:48
#8
09 Jan 2014, 20:48#8
Taipan.........that explains it all.......they dont come more negative than that fool............if I recall, he cant stand Lambie
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Monkey D Luffy
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Monkey D LuffyPro6,277 posts
09 Jan 2014, 22:40
#9
09 Jan 2014, 22:40#9
aristocat couldnt stad lambies either if i remember correctly, or bizzy for that matter.

back in the rucking flanker days, there use to be a blogger here called mary, she was a chick from zimbabwae and was a real sweetheart, when i first saw maryanne, i thought that was her, but the style and language is way of, as mary back in the day was a real lady.

i wish some of the OGs would return here, mahamoot, rugbygal and co,,,

is taipan the one who wouldnt blog on SS cos the admin lifted the ban on everybody and she/he didnt want blog if brother beeno was around???
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Saffolk
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
09 Jan 2014, 22:48
#10
09 Jan 2014, 22:48#10
Actually I think Taipan never liked Bismark either.......you may have it there

Taipan = Aristocat = Mary

Yes Taipan threw a hissy when Beeno returned on the SS board
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Boklogic
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BoklogicPro1,978 posts
10 Jan 2014, 13:15
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10 Jan 2014, 13:15#11
 Does it get anymore sad than a bunch of grown men trying to uncover who a blogger is..Fucksakes gentlemen, get a life..We have Sasue wishing some girls he knows only by an alias and avatar come back as they are such sweethearts. Sasue, take ur benefit money and go to a knock shop and get a hard on..Dont get cheap thrills off "girls" who blog. Grip a porn mag and go give it stick brother...
Dave, the teams listed above are the reasons you stay far away from real rugby teams. Keep coaching the kiddies but make sure coaching is all u doing you creep!
Rooi, you are way too old for this shit ol guy..You are also an uptight old fuck..You do know they came out with a magic blue pill years ago that can help "relax" you and release some of that pent up pressure and aggression.
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Admit One
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10 Jan 2014, 13:24
#12
10 Jan 2014, 13:24#12
 you're obviously an evil genius. double trolling people. please get a life
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KalaedFreddie
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KalaedFreddieClub Pro495 posts
10 Jan 2014, 14:07
#13
10 Jan 2014, 14:07#13
 More of the same no man.
By the way, SAFFEX my Daddy is a damn fine coach and he is the best talent spotter I have ever seen.  You can listen when he tells you about a young player then watch the player grow.  It is just that cullid brother of mine Jantjies who does not live up to expectations but then he is so short shame.
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Admit One
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10 Jan 2014, 14:26
#14
10 Jan 2014, 14:26#14
 So many things wrong in that comment. Are you American by any chance?
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Mozart
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
10 Jan 2014, 19:04
#15
10 Jan 2014, 19:04#15

Woosh

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