If we were celebrities... and why?

1. clevermike - Walter Matthau ... self explanatory
2. Mozart - Jack Lemmon ... self explanatory
3. David Searle - Danny de Vito ... self explanatory
4. Rooinek - Danie Craven ... nobody knows more than he does when it comes to fantasy stuff. He just cleans up every time
5. Denny - Michael Jackson. He isn't sure if he's black or white
6. Beeno - Donny Trump... pompus, but with a gay black son in law
7. Plum - Pierce Brosnan... promises so much, but just can't seem to step out of his comfort zone
8. Pakie - Dalai Lama
9. Cloudy - Melissa McCarthy. Shame I'll leave out this explanation.
10. Draad - He-Man. Sounds like a super hero from the 80's
11. Aug - Hitler ... self explanatory
12. Flash - Boris Johnson. Some people love him, some people hate him... but he means well.
13. CleanCut - Hannibal Lecter. Turn your back and he may eat you
    

Hey guy!!!

I live outside of the comfort zone.

Have you not seen my posts?

UFOs, crypto, brain implants, holographic theory, agnosticism, psychedelics...

What does a man have to do?

It's like saying Daniel Day Lewis isn't a method actor.

I request that the academy review their review.

Kindly

Gosh I tried to think of a retort, but all I see is a whole lot of nothing... what’s the opposite of celebrity...non entity?

This is probably closer to the truth though:

1. Clevermike - extra 1
2. Mozart - extra 2
3. Saffex - extra 3
4. Rooinek - Tommy Wiseau
5. Denny - fluffer(look up if you don't know what this important role is)
6. Beeno - extra 4
7. Plum - extra 5
8. Pakie - extra 6
9. Cloudy - extra 7
10. Draad - extra 8
11. Aug - extra 9
12. Flash - lighting
13. CleanCut - extra 10
    

Awe, Tommy.

It always means so much coming from the worst Polish actor of all time.

Nah he’s Arthur Shields playing Mr Parry,  the deacon in How Green Was My Valley.

Where the fck is Freddy in all of this?

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaa!1

Chippo ... you are seriously not well.

Chip, i think you need to start a weekly column on the site.

You somehow manage to attract attention and laughs by the dozen each time you post something.

But Boris Johnson??? seriously?

I think clevermike, moz, Saffex, CC and Beeno's were pretty spot on.

I second the weekly column...this one made me watch 80's cartoons again!

Listen !!! 

We are all  being arrogant...the only one (Cloudy) that is female attracting is old Seb..

No one tougher, resilient than Seb, Olly Le Roux shivered in hisv boots , Ruben Kruger ands Os Du Randt gave space when Seb meant business..,..

Listen !!! 

We are all  being arrogant...the only one (Cloudy) that is female attracting is old Seb..

No one tougher, resilient than Seb, Olly Le Roux shivered in hisv boots , Ruben Kruger ands Os Du Randt gave space when Seb meant business..,..

"Listen !!! 

We are all  being arrogant...the only one (Cloudy) that is female attracting is old Seb..

No one tougher, resilient than Seb, Olly Le Roux shivered in hisv boots , Ruben Kruger ands Os Du Randt gave space when Seb meant business..,.."

May this forever be preserved in digital hyperspace.

What a strange chap.

Are we not all strange Pakie

Deep down inside, where the inner most butterflies go to roost.... or roam

That place where the humming starts and the trembling feelings of good natured thoughts originate from.....

That dark recess of the consciousness that come forward to make itself known when we are so deeply troubled by our own confusing subconscious fleeting remnants of materialistic wantings of life.....

I don't know hey..... your thoughts?

“ Posted by: Plum (5937 posts)

"Listen !!! 

We are all  being arrogant...the only one (Cloudy) that is female attracting is old Seb..

No one tougher, resilient than Seb, Olly Le Roux shivered in hisv boots , Ruben Kruger ands Os Du Randt gave space when Seb meant business..,.."

May this forever be preserved in digital hyperspace.  “

Little did you know that there was still more to come. 

Maybe Cyril Ramaphosa and madam Nkosasana are to blame? 

Yes DA , and uhm, existentially the whatsit and the whatnots make it so that the thing...fuck it, all I can say is Uli Schmidt and Kobus Wiese better give me some space when I mean business.

Lol @ Pakie

Just the response I expected

Does this mean we are all friends?: