In honour of the broad Saff man!!

There lives a man named Dave,

How we wish we could send him to his grave!

Claims he's a high profile lawyer,

Reality dictates he greets people as they enter the foyer!

Nothing this man can't do,

had a career in rugby until it was ended by Hennie Le Roux!

He thinks he is the only one with knowledge,

Im starting to think in place of a brain you will find porridge!

All the rest of us are wrong,

This joker must be on the bong!

Everyone else is a liar,

Man does this prick ever tire?

Coaches an unbeaten team,

How? When his son kicks like a queen?

Kolisi, JJ and Jantjies, you wont find better,

They all "walk" the Springbok sweater!

Burger and De Viliiers are useless,

Its quotes like that, that make people wana leave him toothless!

Always calls on his friends and Becs,

To vouch for his broad shoulders and pecs!

His take on most players is weird,

this man loose in our communities should be feared!

He looks like a greasy slob,

His personality confirms he's a knob!

All in all, a valuable member of SArugby.com,

after all, we all need a laugh after a day so long!!!

 Great Stuff Boklogic. Much better than the grabash that Mozart put up recently. This reads like realy poetry. 

Off all the bullshit that I have read from Saffex, this most recent outburst that Hennie Le Roux finished his budding career with a tackle. Can we infer from this that Saffex would actually have been in the 1995 World Cup Bok Winning squad had Hennie not tackled him. 

HA HA HA HA HA!

Boklogic

You are very hard on my friend Saffex.   He actually is a nice guy in real life.   I know he has weird ideas about rugby and use this board to disadvabtage in view of his frequent personel attacks on membes who disagree with him.  He is no doubt not a diplomat - but thn it may be due to my posts - often aimed at freaking him out completely.   That all is for comic relief and he never disappoint me by his reponses.

Saffex is actually a good source for info on junior rugby in SA - he really is interested in that and very good.   But then he goes overboard about the actual qualities of the youngsters.   I actually often ask him his opinion on promising younger players and he normally is quite accurate in their cases.   However - I use it as a pointer and then study the players mentioned by him.   Often enough he comes up with really good youngsters and some of them - like Serfontein - are destined to become top players.

However, what is weird is that he cannot accept that of the promising youngsters just a few would end up in the Springbok team  and even those he push relentlessly for early selection - even long before they are in fact ready.   The other part of the weirdness is that he wants certaiin players in the Springbok team at all costs and would manipulate their positions to play in positions where they are less effective.

However, he is enthusiastic about rugby - and since I accept all his weirdness as comic releif - I call on you and others to do the same.    

Mike nobody would ever disagree with you re saffex being a nice guy in real life but in cyber life well lets say its a little different. But be assured we all love snapster WARTS and all. We dedicate and pledge ourselves to reform the man however long it takes!

Great effort there Boklogic          some excellent lines.

We should form a Dead Poets Society here. I am afraid though my talents are limited in this regard so I will simply be a critic.

Now that people, is a poem and not a song! Funny stuff BokL!! Now do Beeno...LOL!

Very funny BL and true to life! I particularly liked:

"Nothing this man can't do,

had a career in rugby until it was ended by Hennie Le Roux!"

How ironical that the "broad and powerful " Dave shoulders are made of candyfloss.

Wow Boglog, you really are following in Moffie's footsteps with this obsession with me.........who is pulling the strings here?

I would prefer Bluebok that all eulogies, songs of praise and epic poems are done after my departure for better things. Being a modest man I would prefer it so.

Mike, I bet you Saffex is an awesome oke in real life. Probably a meek little man that cant say boo to a goose.. All cowards are friendly in person because they dont want a smack. I bet Saff hits women too.

Dont you think its strange that he knows so much of junior and kids rugby? What is his infatuation with little boys? Does he incorporate lengthy shower times into his trainings..Anyway, that is a topic for officials to deal with not me! One thing I will say is he has the greasy, slimball look going on that fits the stereotype bill perfectly!

I am going to try my best to refrain from ripping his ideas and selections apart in future because you can not debate with this clown. In order to debate, you need an open mind. His mind is made up and anyone not following him is a "stupid prick!" He uses words like "walk" the team (which I find strange. No one walks an international team. Competition is fierce), always saying "no doubt" when referring to his selections. Always using the word "class" but excludes players like JDV, Alberts and Schalk but adds in Jantjies, Kolisi and JJ..Ha ha lets talk pink fairies and villians with this man because rugby ain't his strong point!

Saff, 2 statements buddy:

1. No one is obsessed with you, we all just dislike you.

2. Will you and I ever be best friends? You my BFF saff man ;-)

 So taking the time to modify a poem in my honour is not obsession?

What would you call it stringbean?

Ah yeah, just a question or two - do you have an issue with grown men coaching kids - should they only be coached by woman.

Do you have an issue with a father coaching his sons side?

Modified a poem?? No Saff man..That was original. Only you have been caught plaigarizing things. Mozart has exposed you for this.

I do not have an issue with grown men coaching teams. All my coaches when I was young were grown men obviously but none looked like you. Scary sh!t really!

Don't lie Boglog you are too thick to come up with an original poem, not that I have read it - so chances are it might be your work of art which takes the obsession level to a higher level. I really am honoured, but you should get out a little more.

So you obviously have a pre occupation with lying which to be honest is getting a little tiresome stringbean.......you say Moz exposed me for plagiarism, wow when was this exactly? 

By the way bright boy, what is plaigarizing is that how you spell it in NZ?

Oh so you one of those guys then Dave. When it suits you, you are not, when it doesn't suit you, you are.

Was it not you who once told me, "I admit that my spelling is shocking..." now all of a sudden you are worlds best and calling me up on my errors. Ha ha lets stay consistent dave. Another sign of a good lawyer that you are lacking..

Ha ha Dave I am smarter than you think. Of course I am dumb to you but then again so is a few billion other people that walk this world. Of course you have read it Dave. You just dont have the intelligence to hit back...Give it a go son...This is your master pulling the strings again!!

You right, I should get out a little more. You should start hanging with guys your own age instead of trying to live your life through your son. Let it go Dave..You were just not cut out for rugby. You were never going to excel being short and fat.

Boklogic I can understand you being peeved at snapster given all the insults etc. However the last thing to do is take it to heart. Its just ou snapster way of posting. Underneath it all he is not a bad oak and is no child molester I am sure.

Ou snapster is emotionally sc arred because wee Hennie Le Roux flattened him. Being flattened by such a small backline player as Hennie may even have something to do with snapsters weight problems! How about that for a deep insight StormingEd!  

boklogic

Ceasefire please - now that the real rugby battles are about to start.   Keep your powder dry for the fight with the Kiwi posters on this Board.  But be kind to them and give credit where credit is due.

Mike I have been seaching for any chance to give the kiwis credit but opportunities are few and far between.

Boklog, I am not a girl who sits down and writes poems, I cant think of anything more childish.

My spelling is perfect, ask Moz

No I might call people like Moz or Capone stupid, but its clear they are not. With you given your reactions and the quality of your posts, it is clear you are stupid - apologies for being so blunt, but its true.

As for my rugby knowledge, well lets just say that if I did not know my stuff, no-one would bother challenging me - it would be a waste of time. One certainty is that I know more about the game than you will ever know and I'd put my shack on that

 Saffex if you know so much about rugby, when then do you instantly call anyone who disagrees with you an idiot?

Surely that is the signs of an person that is insecure about their own opionion of rugby?

How did Moz suddenly become an authority on spelling? Just recently you stated on this message board that your spelling was terribale- as Boglogic pointed out to you. 

Do you speak so much bullshit that you cant remember your own lies, so it just becomes a mass of contradicition?

Have you ever thought the reason that people disagree with you is because you are wrong? 

Also, because you declare your weak opinions as fact and therefore everyone else is wrong. When challenged on your opinions you resort to childish insults of the 10 year old. 

You just said that you "call Moz or Capon, stupid, but clearly they are not". Why call them stupid if they are not stupid? 

Is that just not the act of a stupid person?

Buddy, your knowledge of rugby is very limited. You have no ability to make an objective analysis of a game, and even more so the individual's performance in each game. You do not use the facts of game and selectively review performances to support your own distored view of reality.

How do you present a case in court if the job requirement is to build a strong case of facts that can prove guilt beyond reasonable doubt. If I have a divorse I will be sure to give you my wifes contact details to represent her.

GayLover, what is it with your fixation with me, are you and Boglog lovers?

I only call people idiots in reaction to some form of attack on me. I mean you have to be a complete idiot if for instance you think Matfield was a poor player or Hougaard for that matter. Me calling you an idiot should hardly be taken to heart now should it? Its a bloody messageboard for goodness sake.

My spelling is crap, I was winding Boglog up you idiot.

So lets see you are questioning my rugby knowledge when I have never seen anything of substance from you other than your pathetic profile picture. I back up and counter all my rugby takes hence the fact that much rugby traffic is thrown my way. I am never wrong when it comes to matters rugby - end of

KiwiRugbyGuyLover aboves post saved me some typing. Please refer back to that post and read it over and over again Saff until you understand that.

You get so much debate on rugby but how come its always negative and people disagreeing with you? A lot of my posts I will be commended by other posters on the facts. You are always questioned and torn to shreds!

Let me leave you with this Saff. Its a free to speak world and you are your own person. You keep telling yourself that you know the game better than the rest and that you know all things rugby. You are free to think that. Let the rest of us live in the real world and we will keep our thoughts on your rugby knowledge where they need to be which is not worth a thought.

If it were up to you, we would have JJ at 13, Jantjies at 10, a badly misfiring Hougaard at 9, Kolisi at 6 and some kids in the second row. As for your statement on centres never having space..Ha ha you really know your stuff Saff!! What a laugh. I will say it again..U are the only one and I mean THE ONLY ONE who rates your rugby knowledge. Please dont ever mention knowing more than me about this game..Thats the biggest insult you have ever thrown at me!

 Um I see little credit in your rugby posts and GayLover is about as respectable as pawnbroker. Who credits you with your posts, I have not seen it. Possibly once or twice by Moz as some indirect dig at me!

I am more confident in my knowledge of rugby than I am of the birth dates of members of my family. 

And please try stick to the facts, Jantjies would not be my 10, Goosen would. I'd be happy with JJ at 13, certainly better than past it Jean or wee de Jongh. But JJ would not be my 13. Kolisi would be my 6, it would be him or Brussouw. Yep my locks would be kids - Etzebeth and Steph du Toit.

I'd put my house on the fact that I know more about the game than you do. 

...and more dribble from the most talentless person on the site..

Course you would see little credit in my posts Dave. You see little credit in anyone's posts that is not in agreement with you. That is everyone in fact. No one shares your stupid ideas. Why dont you create your own website called, "outrageous selections" or something like that and you and all your weird friends can have a ball.

If the statement about you families birth dates is true, then I doubt you even know your own birthday because your rugby knowledge is not only lacking, it is pure wrong and obsurd!

You would put your house on the fact that you know more about rugby than me?? Firstly, put something worth a bit more like a skateboard or something on it and secondly, please show me this "measuring" tool to see who knows more. Only thing we need measured is your height vs gurth..Ha ha how will we ever know who knows more about the game. What I can tell you though is that I get a lot more positive responses to my posts than you. A lot more compliments (lets exclude Moz for your purposes) on my ideas and selections than you do. No one agrees with you Dave. So tell me, are you the best rugby brain on this board and possibly in the world?? Get real Dave. People rip you and your posts to shreds. You are the board joke. If you claim to know so much about the game, please start showing us.

Well I cant see how anyone could comment on your rugby takes for you spend your only time on here responding to me with your childish lies. I pull your strings and you can't face being exposed for the ignorant fool you are.

As for my selections, well I stand by them and will continue to back them until the day the Boks under Meyer start winning 80% of their matches with the likes of Kirchner at 15, Jean at centre, Morne at 10, Pienaar at 9 and Jeandre Kruger at 5 for instance........not to mention useless selections like CJ, Steenkamp, Liebenberg, Heinke v/d Merwe, Jaques Potgieter and Pat Cilliers being made.

I know my rugby of that there is no doubt - you know stuff all stringbean and no-one will ever get the better of me on a rugby point - FACT

 Once again..Originality lacking. You take what I say to you and use it back on me..Who is the idiot here?? Thought lawyers could tie someone up with words..

Since I joined the board, I have seen nothing but people getting the better of you in rugby related debate so you turn to your signature response. Talk of how stupid the poster is and just get personal because your knowledge of the game has been exposed.

As I said wee dave, you are the only one that believes you know your stuff. Its the sad truth but I dont see any other posters here thinking along your lines or wishing they were you..You can keep lying to yourself but we not fooled!

I know my rugby of that there is no doubt - you know stuff all stringbean and no-one will ever get the better of me on a rugby point - FACT.    

This has to be the funnist post ever!!!!!  what was wee matfields weight snapster. Wahahahahahhahaha

No I might call people like Moz or Capone stupid, but its clear they are not.   Well lucky me for not having believed you! No doubt you will recant in timere Boklogic as well as clealry he is not stupid too!!

Boklogic please do not get heated re snapster he is hilarious! 

No Beenkop what is obvious for everyone to see is that there are two categories of posters on here - those with brains and those without. Matfield weighed 113kg to 115kg.

One certainty is that you and Boglog fit into the stupid category. I would say that Boglog is slightly brighter than you but only marginally.

Boglog are you disputing the originality of the fact that the only time you post on this site is to yap at my heels?

 yap at your heels?? No Saff, I just respond to your idiocrisy and always putting you in your place. Anyway, rugby has officially started. This is your que to fade into the background! The guys who know there stuff will now come to light and be analysing what they have seen and so forth. You should save yourself some "egg on the face" and remain silent.