IRB Shplott Award 2013

Ladys and gentlemen, boys and girls of all ages (yes you Rooi), it is with no lack of pleasure that I present the 2013 Splott Award for the board member with the most inaccurate appraisal of the game. Our two nominees are non-other than our very own  whip-tongued Saffex and limp-? CleverMike. I don't think I need remind you all of why they are here, as an act of mercy I will spare you all the details. So without further ado, the winner is... *drum roll*... a tie! Remarkable!! If drawing is like kissing your sister, then pucker up boys

Will the two unfortunate souls step up and share a few words in this landmark event.

Well if you get off on coming second good for you......I have higher standards........am not one of life's losers like you obviously are  

Damn right JJ, he is by far our best option at 13. Hell that was confirmed after the pathetic effort we saw from Fourie in the 3 tests. Hell imagine gaining all of 13m in 3 tests and not beating a single defender or making a single clean break and expect supporters to look favourably on you. I doubt JJ's, worst test of the year would read as poorly as Fourie's did in all 3 tests put together.

But my guess is you are too stupid to comprehend these very facts?

As for Lambie well let me guess you think Morne is better? Well that would just confirm your ignorance. You would have to be one conservative prick selecting Morne over Lambie as your 10.........hence the number 2 spot   

Beenkop, supporting the Stormers you must be used to coming second, don't let that rub off on your support for the Boks. 

Until we attain the top spot, there will be plenty to moan about.

Starting with useless selections like Fourie, Morne, Pienaar, Steenkamp and Bakkies

Sun Tzu

I am honoured  - at least it shows that I think about issues.

The worst award is the "Stooge of the Year" one.   Think about that one and come up with a name.    I think there is a lot of those around and the competition will be strong.