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Is it a bird, is it a plane.....

Started by Mozart12 REPLIES615 VIEWS· 22 Jun 2016, 13:56
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
22 Jun 2016, 13:56
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22 Jun 2016, 13:56#1
.......no it's CJ Stumpkar flying through the air to nobble Patrick Lambie. Was there ever a more clumsy challenge. On Saturday this Icarus of the oval ball will be making his return and hopefully a little more in control. The Boks loosies have been less than impressive to say the least, particularly in ball carrying. Still they have stayed on the park.
Saturday it's Stumpkar vs Kolisi, two of Dave's  favourites. And now  Coenie, his cup runneth over.
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
22 Jun 2016, 14:12
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22 Jun 2016, 14:12#2
   You cannot help getting at Dave - now can you? 
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
22 Jun 2016, 15:33
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22 Jun 2016, 15:33#3

Ah CJ Stander, the player Moz said was average, the one who has made Moz's name mud more than any other player


Imagine concluding a player being average......the same player who won Munster player of the year, captained Munster aged 25, won MOM on test debut, named Ireland player of the year and named best blindside of the 6N's


Thanks for bringing CJ up Moz, nice little opportunity to rub your ignorant nose in it


But let me guess, you are right and the rest of the rugby world is wrong about this class act?


They all got it wrong when awarding those accolades above.....all in one season.


Bwhaaahaaaaaa.....never has a player embarrassed you more  

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
22 Jun 2016, 21:58
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22 Jun 2016, 21:58#4
 My name mud? Gosh, my credit cards are still working....and my Board posting privileges haven't been revoked, and I haven't read my name in the local police report.
Oh I get it, my name is mud with you Dave....best indication possible that I'm on the right track......together standing tall.
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
23 Jun 2016, 15:06
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23 Jun 2016, 15:06#5

Nope mud on here, given the fact that everyone who reads your takes on CJ must be laughing given his accomplishments this year.


No player has embarrassed you more. Imagine concluding a player was that average who had been awarded so many different accolades in one year.


You clearly must be on the right track with CJ......bwhaahaaaaaa......classic stuff

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
23 Jun 2016, 15:15
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23 Jun 2016, 15:15#6
Actually even before he did his kamakaze attack on Lambie Stumpkar was a nonentity. He had carried the ball 5 times for 1 metre......whaha . The only good news is his average metres per carry is so low that data point hardly moves the average.

Stumpkar.....the epitome of dumb, crash ball rugby!!!!
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
23 Jun 2016, 15:23
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23 Jun 2016, 15:23#7
 Mozart - why do you continue to embarrass yourself?   Ignorance and predjudice are giving you a reputation as a egg collector.   When you say a player is poor (like George Ford) he is selected and got the MOM.  Stander is just another one in a long list of prejudicial rubbish spouted by you.  Why don't you think before you write rubbish?
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
23 Jun 2016, 15:33
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23 Jun 2016, 15:33#8
Like Lomp, like Malherbe, like Jordaan? Funny stuff Tokkie. The amusing thing about all this is Stumpkar is just a crash ball player....5 carries, 1 metre, zero passes. Exactly the kind of player we should evolve away from....and Ford, a very poor imitation of Morne Steyn the guy you constantly hammer.
But simply because I have spoken against these players....you will speak for them. Everything I say pushes your buttons....you are just a puppet at the end of my string.
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
23 Jun 2016, 15:46
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23 Jun 2016, 15:46#9
 Morne Steyn - you mean the favourite of Meyer - who were in tears when he dropped him from the Springbok team three times because of disastrous performances?   The normal Bench player of Stade Francais?   At least Ford is not the Bath bench player.  I am not speaking for them - I think Eddie Jones is speaking for Ford through his selection at flyhalf and Jones knows more about test backline play than - with respect - you do.
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
23 Jun 2016, 18:08
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23 Jun 2016, 18:08#10

Wow so MOM, player of year and blindside player of the 6N were given to a dumb crash ball player according to Moz.....he has it right and the rest of the world has it all wrong.


Funny thing is Moz does not even know the role of the blindside and is unable to grasp what constitutes an average metre gain in traffic.


They don't come more powerful than Etzebeth, who's metres gained in traffic are less than CJ's.....enough said

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CleanCutPro9,905 posts
23 Jun 2016, 19:01
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23 Jun 2016, 19:01#11
 I think that Strauss may have influenced Morne Steyn's play. 
I weak Strauss caused the scrum to retreat at pace and therefore put Morne off his game. We all know that it's difficult for Morne to come into his own with out front foot ball.
 
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
23 Jun 2016, 19:58
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23 Jun 2016, 19:58#12
   What stuff are you smoking.  It must be producing real delusions and an incredible high.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
23 Jun 2016, 21:52
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23 Jun 2016, 21:52#13
 5 runs 1 metre....no passes. If any set of stats define Stumpkar rugby, those stats do. Still this could be Lambie's fault....if he never got his face in the way of Stumpkar's hip, Stumpkar would probably have had a great game.....breaking tackles, throwing passes, offloading in the tackle. You know the stuff he hasn't done before.
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