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It's a small world . . .

Started by Rooinek30 REPLIES890 VIEWS· 23 Aug 2016, 20:17
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
23 Aug 2016, 20:17
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23 Aug 2016, 20:17#1
There's a poster on here who has a relative who is a Facebook friend of my son-in-law.
Before I get accused of stalking anyone, it was completely by chance that I got a notification that my son-in-law was now Facebook friends with this person whose surname I instantly recognized and one click confirmed he was family of one of you.
Unfortunately for me it's one of my fellow posters who I despise but (thanks to social media) I will in future probably soften my tone toward that person in case we ever meet over a beer.
It is a small world . . . although as someone once said, I wouldn't want to wallpaper it!
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
23 Aug 2016, 22:46
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23 Aug 2016, 22:46#2
What a pathetic load of crud. This is a rugby board, not a knitting  circle you decrepit old coot.
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WardadPro6,663 posts
23 Aug 2016, 23:11
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23 Aug 2016, 23:11#3
 "Kiting " or knitting ? Knit me z kite and we will go fly it yay !Just taking da p!ss , I know its a typo ! 
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bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
23 Aug 2016, 23:25
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23 Aug 2016, 23:25#4
 Its either ouMaaik or Clean Cut .
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
24 Aug 2016, 00:08
#5
24 Aug 2016, 00:08#5
Gosh WD are you sure it isn't some kind of educational deficiency....typo.....hmmm that seems to easy. 
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
24 Aug 2016, 00:08
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24 Aug 2016, 00:08#6
Imagine investigating the Facebook friends of your son-in-law. Wow, who the hell could be bothered to do that. And we know it's not Mike because he doesn't have any relatives, just avatars.
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
24 Aug 2016, 04:02
#7
24 Aug 2016, 04:02#7
 Its either ouMaaik or Clean Cut .
or perhaps me.....now wouldn't that be hilarious
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bluebokPro3,977 posts
24 Aug 2016, 08:07
#8
24 Aug 2016, 08:07#8
I could be Moz! Wouldn't that be funny? Moz and Rooi turning out to be family! I'd pay good money to be at the next Christmas dinner! 
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CleanCutPro9,905 posts
24 Aug 2016, 08:28
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24 Aug 2016, 08:28#9
 Dad!!!!!!!!!! Is that you???

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
24 Aug 2016, 08:46
#10
24 Aug 2016, 08:46#10

The posters I really despise are (in no particular order) . . . 

 

Ceradunce (aka Ceradyne)

Dumb Ass (aka Drivelling Avocado aka Devil's Advocate)

Moffie (aka mozart)

Desert Fool (aka Desert Fox, aka AluTwat, aka GonzoTheGimp, aka LeTwat, aka Dim Sum, aka Sun Tzu, aka probably about another dozen instances)

Dense (aka Denny)

SubstantialBull (aka sebastienchabal)

The Truth_Fairy/Admit_One complex

 

It's one of those.

 

I think Baboon-ou is one of the stupidest and most naive people I have ever encountered but I can't say I despise him.

 

Klown can definitely be a despicable person but there are the occasional times when he's not trying to be a hard case and he is quite funny and entertaining so I don't think I can include him among the real arseholes of this little community.
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Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
24 Aug 2016, 08:57
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24 Aug 2016, 08:57#11
Rooinek

Status: Senior player
Posts: 3746 RE: It's a small world . . .
August 24, 2016, 08:46:02

The posters I really despise are (in no particular order) . . . 

 

Ceradunce (aka Ceradyne)

Dumb Ass (aka Drivelling Avocado aka Devil's Advocate)

Moffie (aka mozart)

Desert Fool (aka Desert Fox, aka AluTwat, aka GonzoTheGimp, aka LeTwat, aka Dim Sum, aka Sun Tzu, aka probably about another dozen instances)

Dense (aka Denny)

SubstantialBull (aka sebastienchabal)

The Truth_Fairy/Admit_One complex

 

It's one of those.

 

I think Baboon-ou is one of the stupidest and most naive people I have ever encountered but I can't say I despise him.

 

Klown can definitely be a despicable person but there are the occasional times when he's not trying to be a hard case and he is quite funny and entertaining so I don't think I can include him among the real arseholes of this little community.


Look at this mommy !! ...... my list of people I don't like anymore


They don't play nice with me, they are no longer my friends


They always say bad things about me


Mommy.... does this mean I am a bad person..... I mean... this list is quite long for just one forum.


No daddy, I have friends on other forums......


It's not me daddy !!!, stop saying that, it's them... look at them..... look at how they talk to me and treat me !!


Yes ok mommy, maybe..... just maybe it is me.....


No daddy, the common denominator is not me, stop saying that !!!!!!


ROTFLMFAO


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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
24 Aug 2016, 09:04
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24 Aug 2016, 09:04#12
Anyone noticed how I can make Dumb Ass appear as if by magic?
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
24 Aug 2016, 09:07
#13
24 Aug 2016, 09:07#13
 Oh Dear, I'm hurting....how do I get off the list?? But wait, there's a common denominator...doesn't that say something.
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CleanCutPro9,905 posts
24 Aug 2016, 09:08
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24 Aug 2016, 09:08#14
 Well ... that's a surprise.
Why do I suddenly feel so flattered.
I guess that means we're not family. Pity!! I was looking forward to sharing some turkey with you and yours over Christmas.
Sooooooo ... with the list you so graciously provided ... one of them has the potential of a dinner invite.
I sincerely hope for your sanity that it's not Moffie or Dense. I think that we could expect a little spilt blood if either of them came around for Sunday lunch. Your daughter will not be pleased ... especially if the conversation revolved around a certain posters collection of sports cars and vast estates.  
Desert Fool would no doubt push you over the edge. So would the Gimp and the Bible bashing Sebastien.

The Truth could well find himself strung up in the back yard so I doubt you be willing to soften your approach to him.
My guess would be that it's between DumbAss and Ceradunce.
Ceradunce get's my vote as I don't think your aware of Devils Advocates name.
Congratulations!!!

I hope things work out for you guys.
Wow ... what are the odds of tha t?






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Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
24 Aug 2016, 09:10
#15
24 Aug 2016, 09:10#15

My worst fears have finally manifested themselves into reality


I have not..... give me a sec here...... I'm choking up a bit..... made Rooi Rooi's friends list........ dammit


Life is no longer how it should be.....


I'm just broken..... absolutely gutted by this admission from him


It... it really.... it just can't be true can it?


Rooi, please say it aint so, ole pal, buddy, mate?...... Pullleeeezzeeeee


I mean, why Rooi..... really,..... why?...... I mean.... I don't hate you Rooi, or despise you........ I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence, is all


LMFAO

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
24 Aug 2016, 09:15
#16
24 Aug 2016, 09:15#16
". . . I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence, is all"

LMAO! Yeah right!

Unfortunately for you, Dumb Ass, your behaviour for literally years now has consistently proven the exact opposite . . . that my existence is in fact very important to you and you don't actually think about much else.

You can pretend otherwise (and we all know you will) but anyone looking at your posting history here will quickly pick up your rather sad and pathetic obsession with me.
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Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
24 Aug 2016, 09:23
#17
24 Aug 2016, 09:23#17
Rooinek

Status: Senior player
Posts: 3748 RE: It's a small world . . .
August 24, 2016, 09:15:45

". . . I'm just not necessarily excited about your existence, is all"

LMAO! Yeah right!

Unfortunately for you, Dumb Ass, your behaviour for literally years now has consistently proven the exact opposite . . . that my existence is in fact very important to you and you don't actually think about much else.

You can pretend otherwise (and we all know you will) but anyone looking at your posting history here will quickly pick up your rather sad and pathetic obsession with me.


LMAO


Says the one who persistently posts that he will ignore me, as he can't stand me, but is constantly the first poster to post something to me if I am away for a while and post something, lol.


Even if it were to be me, which it isn't, thank fcuk, I would never sit around the same fire as you Rooi Rooi, your vindictive lying character is just too much to handle, and how your friends and family put up with it astonishes me.


Besides that, the amount of alcohol you would  drink would scare me

 

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
24 Aug 2016, 09:32
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24 Aug 2016, 09:32#18
 Seem s like we're the ones outa step and Rooinek is not....sjampies....enough to make  a grown man cry.
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Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
24 Aug 2016, 10:17
#19
24 Aug 2016, 10:17#19

I'm off for a game of golf


Going to ponder on what I need to do, to make this friends list......


Maybe drink a lot more alcohol  every single day?


At least then I will have something in common with Rooi Rooi 

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
24 Aug 2016, 14:55
#20
24 Aug 2016, 14:55#20
Damn I never made number one. I obviously didn't humiliate and expose Rooilochte enough....but still at least I made it clear he needs help. Substance abuse help.
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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
24 Aug 2016, 15:05
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24 Aug 2016, 15:05#21
 Some good punches and counters!!! GOLD!  LMAO!!!
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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
24 Aug 2016, 18:34
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24 Aug 2016, 18:34#22
 PS, Rooi, good to see you don't detest Beenz!
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
25 Aug 2016, 01:21
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25 Aug 2016, 01:21#23
Despise hey? I'd have to give a care about someone before I'd waste the emotion.  
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CleanCutPro9,905 posts
25 Aug 2016, 09:09
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25 Aug 2016, 09:09#24
 Well ... we already know you arr emotionally immature and that thrashing about on the floor is a way of life with you.
It's a not that difficult to look at you with disgust.  
I personally don't ... but then again I don't care enough to waste my time giving you second thought.  
Someone should take you to the vet and have you put down.
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ChippoPro3,372 posts
25 Aug 2016, 15:36
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25 Aug 2016, 15:36#25
 
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
25 Aug 2016, 15:39
#26
25 Aug 2016, 15:39#26
Chippo, at the risk of sounding like a Mother Grundy, can you please delete that last picture? That's a bit beyond the pale.
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WardadPro6,663 posts
26 Aug 2016, 00:29
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26 Aug 2016, 00:29#27
 So this is a saffa love-in eh ?Still not feeling it but I reckon the old dog lovin geezer in Chippos nasty pic is.
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bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
26 Aug 2016, 04:34
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26 Aug 2016, 04:34#28
 Chippo, your fetish fantasies are best left in your closet  ..... ffs. , please .
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CleanCutPro9,905 posts
26 Aug 2016, 08:07
#29
26 Aug 2016, 08:07#29
 Haaaaaaahahahahahaa!!
Wow ... I guess Chop's a little upset.
Poor dear!!
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
26 Aug 2016, 17:28
#30
26 Aug 2016, 17:28#30
Hi Clean, my most humblest apologies for not responding sooner which you've probably interpreted as weakness although you'll understand when I say I've somehow managed to sneak in a reply from the Omni hotel, San Diego. Don't take it personally as this will be my last posting for another month as I tour the rest of California as well as Mexico. As you can gather it's a tough life but then again someone has to do it(sigh). Once again, my apologies. Bye now. 
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WardadPro6,663 posts
26 Aug 2016, 17:40
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26 Aug 2016, 17:40#31
 Chippo I cant see your selfie stick !Denny last time I was in California was on a rugby trip  to some of the college towns there back in the late 70s .Was a pretty cool place to be when your a teenager from NZ !
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